₦airaland Forum

haffaze777:
For where

Vanquay:
OP, you should have offered to give the man of god a blowjob_ Si? but you are a pathological liar, you are based in Atlanta,Georgia nad using MTN NG? What kind of retards do you think nairalanders are?

Bigprozzie:
Waste of time

Our IPOB brothers will still complain. Please watch how they will abuse Buhari on this thread. No be IPOB Youths?

IPOB youths will not be satisfied.

They will rather prefer to import and make 200% profit rather than be patient and produce and manufacture the imported tools, spares themselves

And by the way , the 7.5 million should be for individual projects

Keneking:
How.many minutes left?

Chestar5:
am afraid of red devils ...

Chestar5:
am afraid of red devils ...

HENSEXIE:
Lolz,anoda E-war thread
Enjoyin d fun sha
Oya mek una com see anoda fight o
Bia wia day Mylordship abi wetin Βε̲̣̣̣̥ U̶̲̥̅̊я̩̥̊ name,oya com aπϑ tell dem dia future

Pheals:
Let me share mine






the rhyme: ABC

A was an apple pie
B bit it
C cut it
D dealt it
E eats it
F fought for it
G got it
H had it
I inspected it
J jumped for it
K kept it
L longed for it
M mourned for it
N nodded at it
O opened it
P peeped in it
Q quartered it
R ran for it
S stole it
T took it
U upset it
V viewed it
W wanted it
X, Y and Z all wished for and had a piece in hand


One, Two, buckle my shoe, Three, Four, knock at the door, Five, Six, pick up sticks, Seven, Eight, lay them straight, Nine, Ten, a big fat hen, Eleven, Twelve, dig and delve, Thirteen, Fourteen, maids a-courting, Fifteen, Sixteen, maids in the kitchen, 17 and 18 want to the village :p Nineteen, Twenty, my plate's empty.

The four compass direction

Simply remember the acronym NEWS: North at the top; East on the right; West on the left; South at the bottom


The planet :


Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune etc


: My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nachos OR My Very Educated Mother Just Sent Us Nowhere

Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do

Do=doe, a female deer

Re=ray, a drop of golden sun

Mi=me, a name I call myself

Fa=far, a long, long way to run

So=sew, a needle pulling thread

La=la, a note to follow 'so'

Ti=tea, a drink with jam and bread

Which will bring us back to 'Do'

- The 12 apostle

This is the way the disciples run Peter, Andrew, James and John, Phillip and Bartholomew, Thomas next and Matthew, too.
James the less and Judas the greater, Simon the zealot and Judas the traitor.



-The 4 Gospels

I could rememberTry this to help you recite them, and you'll impress your Sunday School teacher: 'Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John went to bed with their trousers on.'


And SMART ---Specific, Measurable, Attainable, Relevant, Time bound

Oya tosyne2much , sinaj, ishilove , farano, lalasticlala , seun come and share your experience , the funny way you learned quickly in schools

hinwazaka:
The federal highcourt has remanded Olisah metuh in kuje prison. This follows his not guilty plea. Check channelstv online for further details.



http://www.tribuneonlineng.com/court-denies-olisa-metuh-bail-sends-him-to-prison-custody

tpiah2:
make her wetincall no rest?

na market wey dey never close?


oloshos also need time off occasionally.

MhizTessy:
My curiousity led me to talk to a doctor, he said he would check with his fingers to see if there is a wide entrance.

He was wearing his gloves when I told him, 'dont bother again, thank you sir'

Sweetyie:
OP what do u see about me

purplekayc:
How many goals for giroud dz season now?

Kastonkastroll:
Now you people all remembered democracy. When those PDP looters were busy looting, nobody remembered democracy then. Hmmm, what am I smelling? Hypocrisy I guess

MuhdG:
Eyya. What state r u in now.

I base in gtown. Although we relocated there abt 6years back

MuhdG:
I did jss3 n ss1, ss2 there. I joined bad boys and that cost me to repeat. I eventually left and joined Yahaya ahmed model school. Na God save me say I no start to dey drink n smoke

MuhdG:
Did u attend gombe high school?

LoveDecay:
The political implications of being a Shiite or Sunnis and not the religious implications remains the crux of thus dilemma.

The Sunni's have a clear hierarchy of whom many are plugged into the west and hence must maintain this relationship for obvious reasons. The Sunni like Catholics are not trying to change or oppose this system of government as it is (Rome and Mecca).

The Shiites are a threat to this hierarchy. Taliban, ISIS e.t.c come and go. But Shiites extremism continues to expand. Iran leads the Shiites and we know the position of the Shiites in world politics. The Shiites constitute 10% or so while the Sunnis the rest.

You want to do business with the Sunni not the Shiites. Look at the Saudis, they are changing albiet slowly but they are changing... See women's rights in KSA, look at Sunni Muslims in Nigeria. You think a Shiite will relate with Rev Fr Mbaka ?

Think again. Shiites must be subdued the same way IPOB must be subdued - its a system of anarchy that is controlled by lunatics.

MosquitoLaps:
Nice explanation.
I can't counter your points because I live down South.
But for the case of the Fulani herdsmen, they're known murderers, often genocidal murderers.
But thanks anyway.

MosquitoLaps:
Conspiracy to do what?
To exterminate the little Shiite population in Nigeria?
Probably masterminded by the Saudis?

I'm yet to grab the conspiracy theory here.

Decker:
Virginity is one of the most overrated concepts of this modern day contemporary west african society.

It's so annoying when I hear guys say that they only want to marry a virgin, as if marrying a virgin guarantees having a happy marriage. Or as if marrying a virgin means you have married the best kind of woman.

Honestly, looking at it closely, what does one stand to again by marrying a virgin?
That you are the first to have sex with her? What else? Nothing, and in the long run the disadvantages that comes with marrying a virgin outweighs the only advantage which is being the first to have sex with her.

And what's more annoying is that most of the men who claim to want to marry virgins aren't virgins themselves, and have actually disvirgened ladies in the past.

So if I meet a woman who has all the qualities I need in a woman, but isn't a virgin, then I shouldn't marry her? Isn't that stupidity? Then if I see a girl who is a virgin then I should marry her?

And people have the mindset of associating decency and having a good character with virginity. According to them, any girl who is a virgin is decent and has self control and would be faithful in the marriage, but these people are wrong and the reverse of what they believe is what we see today in our society.

As for me, I would like to marry a lady who has some sexual experience. Not some sexual novice. Besides, I can't even marry someone I haven't had sex with.