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 Romance › Re: If You Were To Wish. by MrCork25: 4:42pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
hbabe:Madam, so how long have u ben a Midget? |
| Romance › Re: What Makes A Nigerian Man Fall Inlove And Marry Asian Woman?: Pls Help! by MrCork25: 4:39pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
slap1 , brother. I apologise for callin u a 14yr old boy desparate to have a deep voice plus Mustache, Actualy, u do look 14yrs old, i mean it in a good way (no oofeinse)  |
| Romance › Re: True Story by MrCork25: 4:37pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
keyne (f), madam, did NEPA take light when u waz writin this story, its like 20 pages (no oofeinse)  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What If? by MrCork25: 4:35pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
some womens call it: Lumber wood!! . truss me! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What If? by MrCork25: 4:34pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
Lumber? Guesss what!!! today is yo lucky day!!, my 17inches c0rk loook like Lumber! |
| Romance › Re: Don’t Judge A Woman By Her Looks! by MrCork25: 4:33pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
rokiatu (f), madam dont worrry, u nut my type. i do light skins babes only (I mean it in a good way) |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What If? by MrCork25: 4:31pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
Madam, if u want me, just say so, remember: A tree's a tree. How many more do you need to look at? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What If? by MrCork25: 4:26pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
madam dont let my good looks desive u, am romantick. honest! |
| Romance › Re: Don’t Judge A Woman By Her Looks! by MrCork25: 4:25pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
D-sense, bro, so u work as a labourer in Egypy?  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What If? by MrCork25: 4:23pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
OK, ON a serious notes, be nice and u can have me all to yo sef, tonight!! truss me! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What If? by MrCork25: 4:22pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
mADAM , only do it part time but pliss do not let my good looks desive u, am a sweet guy, honest! |
| Romance › Re: Don’t Judge A Woman By Her Looks! by MrCork25: 4:20pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
nonsense? No, I spek the truth on behalf of Nairalanders!1 |
| Romance › Re: What Makes A Nigerian Man Fall Inlove And Marry Asian Woman?: Pls Help! by MrCork25: 4:19pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
submisssive?? ok madam, take off your thong?  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What If? by MrCork25: 4:16pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
QUIT LYIN, u in Kano!!! so u tryin to loook cool by clamin u in the US? ( |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What If? by MrCork25: 4:12pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
aminalib , what? u have McDonalds in Kano? You bloooody lier!!! |
| Romance › Re: True Story by MrCork25: 4:11pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
**looks for glasses to read story** |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What If? by MrCork25: 4:09pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
aminalib (f), may u work in McDonalds or may be u never heard of a Body guard, only Gods nose!! |
| Romance › Re: Ladies Are You Convinced By A Man's Tears? by MrCork25: 4:08pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
rokiatu , madam would u cry to prooof your love for me?  |
| Romance › Re: Don’t Judge A Woman By Her Looks! by MrCork25: 4:06pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
bro u gots a perfect weapons against muggers, .your face wish i waz as ugly as you, 4real (no oofeinse) |
| Romance › Re: Don’t Judge A Woman By Her Looks! by MrCork25: 4:04pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
[quote author=D-sense link=topic=540849.msg7033263#msg7033263 date=1288278027]I'm greater nd better than u dude.  [/quote]Bro, if u look at your picture again, you would want to Slap your face , twice!! (no oofeinse) |
| Romance › Re: What Makes A Nigerian Man Fall Inlove And Marry Asian Woman?: Pls Help! by MrCork25: 4:01pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
did u just say u will make c0rk outter my 17inches pork? |
| Romance › Re: What Makes A Nigerian Man Fall Inlove And Marry Asian Woman?: Pls Help! by MrCork25: 4:00pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
Batty Rider, well u can design it yo sef, all u need is a sciccors, 1. cut jeans into shorts, very short 2. make a small hole arong the punnny area 3. make some long holes in the thigh area 4. Oil your legs with shampooo and coco butter cream 5. make sure u shave the hairs 6. add nuff gold chians on the lining of the holes 7. Use beads!! |
| Romance › Re: Don’t Judge A Woman By Her Looks! by MrCork25: 3:56pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
D-sense (m)<<< hello crack head. How arer u today? |
| Romance › Re: How Do I Stop Dis Relationship by MrCork25: 3:54pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
goldmond , bro, so u are running for punnny? |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What If? by MrCork25: 3:53pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
aminalib, sharap, u traffic warden!!! I aint NO SECURITY GUARD, GADEMMIT!!! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What If? by MrCork25: 3:51pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
go and watch wisney houston's film called: the Body guard, and u have an idea of what we do! this is real life, no movie tricks!! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What If? by MrCork25: 3:49pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
i dont chase theifs, i protect people and I am Licensed!! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What If? by MrCork25: 3:48pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
secuty what?? HELL NOOOO!!!! Body guard, gademmmmit!!!! am only a part time body guard co of my frame |
| Romance › Re: Don’t Judge A Woman By Her Looks! by MrCork25: 3:47pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
by the way, I dont do dark skin womens, but we are cool@Rokiatu Hon, are u related to Desmond tutu? |
| Romance › Re: Do You Still Want To Be In Love? by MrCork25: 3:45pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
in love with a nigerian women, ermm NO, I pass. cheers! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: What If? by MrCork25: 3:43pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
Madam am only 6"4. Work as a part time body guard in the UK. 4real Actualy, my c0rk is 17inches, just in case u need 2no |
| Romance › Re: Don’t Judge A Woman By Her Looks! by MrCork25: 3:40pm On Oct 28, 2010 |
rokiatu , nice white shoes, Madam, was it your christmas precent? , coz u keept lookin at it as if it will run away (no oofeinse) |
