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Alero3Arubi:
Bros leave am like that.
I wan sleep.

lol ok,goodnight

Alero3Arubi:
My father remembers offences from before existence.
My mother creates errands that are unending.
Between me and my parents I can't grow fat.

explain your father side further biko

elyna:
my dad advicing me to get married at 18 and promising to sponsor the wedding, its still the funniest thing till date. he even asked to meet my boyfriend unfortunately i haven't started dating then, he would answer my calls and ask any male caller what is your relationship with my daughter, it was annoying at first, as the only girl he was desperate. im still not married. and he's still waiting.

lol,,,biko go and marry and give dad grand children,,,,he shouldn't be waiting for long

DOUBLEWAHALA:
you mean 2yrs back

DOUBLEWAHALA:
OK that means u still stay with ur parents now
anyways are dey still acting funny?

lol this didn't happen today bro,some years back

Dasherz:
when coming with mom in the kitchen and she eats meat from the pot she gives me this funny side eye look before giving me my own


daddy has the world's funniest dance moves

love them like crazy

hahaha,,that funny look mean say make you no try steal meat for pot or else I will beat you

DOUBLEWAHALA:
Indome generation spoted

lol you no well,anybody can use Android in this 21st centuries

kimbraa:
The only funny thing I remember my mum for is that the second she finds her phone in your hands. Sorry, even if her battery was 100% when you carried it, and she found it at 100% she'll still accuse you of browsing with her phone and thereby reducing her battery life.

I avoid her phone 'cause the incessant talks she'd that day.

lol you dare not go near my moms android phone,you will only have it when she need you to do something for her,even my elder bro that bought the phone for her is even restricted too lol

Lovetinz:
I came into the house with anger and changed my clothes, I was on my way out when dad asked me 'where to?'.
I told him I'm off to beat the next door kid who I insulted me.
'Can you beat him? ' he asked
Of course! I yelled.
OK, bye bye he replied and went back to watching TV.
30minutes later I returned with a swollen face.
'Did you beat him?' he asked,
'No. His sister held my leg.'
He laughed, 'Always know your mate'
My father is gone. I will remember that lesson forever.

hahaha,that was how I was exchanging insult with one girl and she insulted me "ikpu mma gi"(my mother pus*y) na so I begin cry reach home and meet dad and he ask what the problem is and I said one girl insulted my mother pus*y lol and he said go back and insult her mother pus*sy too and stop crying LOL

DOUBLEWAHALA:
the only funny moment I can remember (but it wasn't funny back then) is when I got injured either by fighting of playing

and it's time to treat it..........u knw now local wound dressing method

hotwater + izal+sponge +towel

go call your friends to call their enemies it's laughter all the way

lol somebody go wound you no go fit show your parent say you wound because of their home remedy

DOUBLEWAHALA:
my mama no get time for jokes my papa dey spend weeks for road so as for their kids no time to check the time

lol so no funny moment

Just for fun

I didn't really notice any funny thing from my dad but for my mom,that one na drama queen ,she is just unpredictable

one certain time I noticed some frustration look on her face and I asked mom what's wrong,she said I have been looking for my glass to read bible for some times now I can't find it,have you seen it for me,I looked at her face and started laughing..if you can imagine what I saw on her face

I just said,mom go and read bible you will see

cc lalasticalala

Sars members will turn to criminals and murderers attacking people if eventually the #endsars movement is successful,they will try to make government to see they were really working before .

Maybe sars should only operate in rivers since they needed it the most.

Lalas247:
What exactly did he say ?
You know I never read topics .....

Infact I don’t even care ... can’t stand the Guy ... he is a scammer cause He doesn’t seem to be from Gid
Besides

“They will come in sheeps clothing “ “ with signs and wonders” for fools to be brainedwashed

many who are possessed hate this man,it is not you hating this man but the bad spirit in you which wouldn't want to leave you,you need deliverance.

one day (unu guru njo ge gu nma)

Lalas247:
TB greatest scammer ever ... his own hell is a special place ...

you had any encounter with him before or na just natural hating on him

lollarj:
"God forbid"

lol ok

IkpuMmadu:
My name is Gift and I just got married three months ago but I am already fed up because my husband's manhood is so big I suffer tear every time we make love.

I know many women will read this with a pinch of the salt while others, like some of my friends, will say I should be lucky that my husband is so endowed and can satisfy me in bed.
But it is not about sexual satisfaction here, it is about the pain I go through during sex. I grew up in a strict home where our parents monitored us and any discussion of the opposite sex was seriously frowned at. I did not have a boyfriend until I was in my third year in the university and even at that, I never had sex till my youth service, at 25, and it was not a pleasant experience. After the first time, I had sex not more than five more times before I met Joseph who later became my husband. I met him during a seminar I attended in Port Harcourt and was swept off my feet at first glance.

Since he was based in Abuja, we managed to maintain a long distance relationship and only got to see each other whenever he came to Lagos, which was not often.

Our first night together was quite horrible but he reasoned that it was because I had not been exposed. He told me never to worry, as I would get used to it with time. We managed to cope till we got married and that was when my nightmare started. Sex with my husband has been hellish and I always dread such moments. We have tried lubricants to make me wet but it seems my tight private part is not just made for him.

We are both living like strangers and I dare say it is just a matter of time before the marriage crumbles.

What do I do to make my marriage work?

your moniker

lollarj:
olohun oni je !

biko explain

lollarj:
Thats so 1975.... lolzz

your dad did it

Khutie:
•••My cousin roommate dey apply brown powder, I weak for that young man...

watch him closely he is up to something fishy

My gward

Prettythicksmee:
Yes,i go throway am.

Prettythicksmee:
Powder for what?that shiit is so gay mehnnn.

even white powder

IamSINZ:
I even powder my balls #PreeqHygiene

that one na to prevent heat na

Lovetinz:
It was normal for men to apply a little powder
around the time when Afro hair was in Vogue.
Men not only look smoother. They smell better.

but you realize it is no more common as before.men don't even think about it again.

olihilistic:
No,not at all..

ok bro

IamKashyBaby:


I wouldn't mind him using lip balm but a baby powder? Is he mad? OOOH HELL NAAAH!

it's common her in Nigeria

olihilistic:
I do it but not always..

no complain?

kennygee:
Who said powder is only for women?

lol before someone will tag you gay

How many men here rub powder on the face before going out,tell us why you do it.

ladies if your boyfriend always rub powder before going out,will you see it strange?

I mean white powder,not foundation

lative:
lol abi na baba no 1 die(like hen)

hahaha
asin he even sold his phone to avoid anvteace

lative:
from Allah we have come and to Him we shall return

hahaha,,the man funny

thanks