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Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage And TeeBillz File For Divorce - Tunezmedia.com.ng by mrdickhead: 5:39pm On Mar 13, 2018
rosieluv:
grin grin is it a crime to acknowledge his beauty
lol
Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage And TeeBillz File For Divorce - Tunezmedia.com.ng by mrdickhead: 4:18pm On Mar 13, 2018
rosieluv:
fine guy tongue
you will not leave somebody husband alone,,,,
Celebrities / Re: Uche Ebere Agu Shares Throwback Picture by mrdickhead: 7:03pm On Jan 25, 2018
Ayodejioak:
undecided So how does this merit frontpage? when better posts dey sink in line..?
show us the better topics
Romance / Re: This White Lady Narrate How She Was Scammed By A Ghanaian guy On Facebook. Pics by mrdickhead: 6:40pm On Jan 25, 2018
Bridgetania:
the true giant of Africa in scamming and corruption..

Baba God, please dont ever let me suffer for another man's sins..
i had bad experience crossing boarder once because I'm a Nigerian
Romance / Re: This White Lady Narrate How She Was Scammed By A Ghanaian guy On Facebook. Pics by mrdickhead: 5:25pm On Jan 25, 2018
Penisinpenisout:
Lol, why is it always Nigeria and Ghana? how come Liberia, Egypt, Zimbabwe's don't do this kind of thing?
lol
Romance / Re: This White Lady Narrate How She Was Scammed By A Ghanaian guy On Facebook. Pics by mrdickhead: 4:51pm On Jan 25, 2018
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Romance / Re: This White Lady Narrate How She Was Scammed By A Ghanaian guy On Facebook. Pics by mrdickhead: 4:49pm On Jan 25, 2018
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Romance / This White Lady Narrate How She Was Scammed By A Ghanaian guy On Facebook. Pics by mrdickhead: 4:31pm On Jan 25, 2018
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Phones / Re: Whatsapp New Feature To Allow You Demote Group Admins by mrdickhead: 7:16am On Jan 15, 2018
ShyCypher:
Useless post.

Can it help me demote my fianceƩ to sidechick?

Nonsense.
chai
Politics / Re: Man Blasts Maria Ude Nwachi, Shows Shocking Picture Of Bridge In Her Village by mrdickhead: 4:01pm On Jan 12, 2018
babadee1:


She is the legislator representing that community in the state house of assembly so she is a community leader there. Now she is planning to run for the federal seat to represent them in Abuja after doing nothing at home.
bro you need not to talk too much,it is in the blood of some people to be slave to some people no matter how bad the evidence is,I'm telling you people can kill you because of this lady and come and see how her hungry supporters beg her for money..some people are made to be mu.mu for life.
just know all those supporting her are those hungry fellows looking for favor from the asssshooooleeee
Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Steps Out In See-Through Outfit (photo) by mrdickhead: 8:58am On Jan 05, 2018
Make I see through jare grin
Politics / Re: Police Beat Taiye Elebiyo Edeni, NAN Reporter At Dry Port Inauguration In Kaduna by mrdickhead: 5:10pm On Jan 04, 2018
grin grin,these things must continue in 2019 since everybody want buhari,we go give them double.

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Romance / Re: Lady Recounts How Her Butt Was Grabbed & Her Breasts Fondled By At Least 10 Boys by mrdickhead: 8:50am On Dec 17, 2017
Ass grabbers everywhere shocked
Romance / Re: All My Single Ladies by mrdickhead: 7:38pm On Dec 13, 2017
Annibel:
Weda them share or not karma always wins
you look beautiful shocked
Romance / Re: All My Single Ladies by mrdickhead: 4:14pm On Dec 13, 2017
Rolex67:
Married men give mouthwatering offer, it takes self discipline and control to reject them.
so you have dated one before?
Romance / All My Single Ladies by mrdickhead: 7:59am On Dec 13, 2017
When you were single you dated married men and now you are married you don't wanna share.

stop being a repented bastard tongue

good morning nairaland.
Family / Re: Love Has No Labels by mrdickhead: 8:40am On Dec 12, 2017
shaybebaby:

Morning dickhead tongue
see how you stylishly mention dickhead grin
Romance / Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by mrdickhead: 8:08am On Dec 12, 2017
elyna:
loool my dad musnt see this.
hahaha,dad ke,he will be the most happiest man at the moment cheesy
Romance / Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by mrdickhead: 8:01am On Dec 12, 2017
elyna:
he already has a grandchild from big bro, he wasn't happy when big bro married, but he's pressuring me to, i doubt if I'll be ready in 5years time, im not cut out for all those stress and drama. he hasn't started waiting.
since it is like this,then I'm waiting for you anytime you are ready just let me know so I will come and marry you smiley

who knows maybe you are directly typing with your future husband grin
Family / Re: Love Has No Labels by mrdickhead: 7:51am On Dec 12, 2017
shaybebaby:

Lol, ofcourse not, I'm Nigerian. If you are asking cos of the girl in my dp, she's Bermudan.
lol ok,just curious and I needed to ask cheesy

good morning
Romance / Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by mrdickhead: 11:27pm On Dec 11, 2017
comradespade:




Shhhhhh.

No loud am lipsrsealed
ok I no talk again lipsrsealed
Family / Re: Love Has No Labels by mrdickhead: 11:26pm On Dec 11, 2017
Shaybebaby,are you in Indian?
Romance / Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by mrdickhead: 11:23pm On Dec 11, 2017
Blackhawk01:


Hahahaha grin cheesy grin

All these spirikoko brodas ehn... Broda dickhead, oya catch me if you can. tongue
where can you go from my presence,nowhere jejele come and meet me in the other room kiss
Romance / Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by mrdickhead: 11:22pm On Dec 11, 2017
comradespade:
This happened 17 years back, but it's still funny

Neigbour and dad were gisting and I was beside them staring at neighbor as he's enjoying his fresh looking oranges while I was staring at him and salivating, wishing I was the one consuming the oranges...neighbor asked me whether I was interested, I said yes and he gave me...didn't say thank you before finishing the orange. Pman was furious, then this conversation ensued;

Dad: Ade!
Me: Sir
Dad: walo ra nkan wa fun mi (come and get something for me)
Dad: *stood up and went inside*
Me: *followed him like a zombie*
Dad: *Hiding behind the door*
Me: where are you dad?
Dad: *pounced on me like a lion while beating the daylight outta me*
If I hear "fem", consider yourself dead

I saw my dead grannies that day cheesy


We are best of pals now...
lolz,so you be longer throat kid
Romance / Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by mrdickhead: 11:19pm On Dec 11, 2017
shaybebaby:

Thanks hun.

Yes he did when wrestlemania/royal rumble was on. angry

This obviously was only on the Saturdays he had to work (was a pharmacist)
lol but still weird grin

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Romance / Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by mrdickhead: 11:18pm On Dec 11, 2017
Blackhawk01:


Hian! Get back! Village witch no get business with city witch. angry angry
I will not go back in Jesus name grin

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Romance / Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by mrdickhead: 11:18pm On Dec 11, 2017
Divay22:
When i remember I'll modify
abeg drop the gist now now jare grin
Romance / Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by mrdickhead: 11:02pm On Dec 11, 2017
Blackhawk01:


cheesy cheesy lipsrsealed
I dey follow you like your village witch grin
Romance / Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by mrdickhead: 10:59pm On Dec 11, 2017
Blackhawk01 report here,why viewing,it is a crime to view and go grin
Romance / Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by mrdickhead: 10:57pm On Dec 11, 2017
shaybebaby:

He's late now. But he was like a big kid. He'd watch cartoons with us as well as wrestling. He loved it so much, he'd take the TV with him to work on Saturdays.
That thing used to vex me ehn, like what are we kids supposed to do now when you have taken the TV with you. grin
may his soul rest in peace,,,lol seriously I gave up on your dad,carrying tv to work,,,like my father will say he didn't play enough when he was a kid hehehe.

but wait oooo,you mean he carry tv to work
Romance / Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by mrdickhead: 10:50pm On Dec 11, 2017
shaybebaby:

Everytime? The man was just chancing me jor. And his moonwalk was awful as well. grin
lol he must be a very funny dad grin,hope now you no more cry when he declares himself the winner cheesy
Romance / Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Can Remember Your Mom/dad For. by mrdickhead: 10:46pm On Dec 11, 2017
shaybebaby:
Having dance competitions with my parents and siblings. Everyone knew I was the best dancer but my dad always declared himself the winner.
I would cry my eyes out. grin
hahaha,he's just teasing you naa

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