Tallysmallz:
I was at a bus stop when i spotted a handsome man and i was struck with love...... Without hesitation i went to him and said "you look cute.. I like you."....


The man out of shock (or maybe fear) simply placed his hand on my shoulder
and said "My dear, this love and infatuation are all nothing. You are too young to be behaving like this. Pls go home and study hard so that you can have a successful life."..


He then placed a piece of paper my hand and said " I have written some words of wisdom and bible verses for you. Read them before you go to sleep." And then he walked away.



When i got back to my hostel feeling so ashamed and embarrassed ....and before i slept, i opened up the paper the man gave to me and it read thus: "Are you blind? My wife was standing
behind me. Any way, this is my number.

Call me anytime...... By the way, I like you too!"






Guys are so tricky...they're all cheats!
Dont know if i should call him back

CaptainEColeJnr:
Fiddlesticks!
What's all this bullshit about JAMB posting applicants?
Seriously,this people keep taking us for a merry-go-round ride. They keep vacillating and hence making us all confused and overwhelmed
I'm beginning to get furious and bellicose Bunch of bloody motherfuckers ..they never loved us
*NOBODY should quote me to avoid lightning firing you*

CaptainEColeJnr:
Fiddlesticks!
What's all this bullshit about JAMB posting applicants?
Seriously,this people keep taking us for a merry-go-round ride. They keep vacillating and hence making us all confused and overwhelmed
I'm beginning to get furious and bellicose Bunch of bloody motherfuckers ..they never loved us
*NOBODY should quote me to avoid lightning firing you*