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How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 10:49am On Jul 25, 2016
.. After sacrificing a lot, i was able to corner 200 naira airtel card which i used to subscribe 2g for my sim...

With my newly hustled data which must be managed for the next 2 weeks, I was jejely surfing nairaland on my broken screen nokia 2100 java phone that fateful morning, trying to figure out the Boobs or cleaveage exposing threads , whether i should go for cossy expose milkshake or it is Mocheddah fails to wear bra i should click first , a message entered into my phone...

The phone switched off as usual when it received the message as a result of the thuraya sim slot i enginereed on it.


i had to removed the yellow rubber bands which i used to tie the "handset" together...

After using my tongue to taste the battery current, i inserted the tecno battery back into the phone..

Thinking it was all these Mtn ( Do you know 2 plus 2 is equal to 4, for more solutions, text maths to 419) kinda of messages, i didnt bother to check it......

As I finished drinking my sugarless and milkless garri at around 6pm which will also serve as my dinner and with nothing left to do, I continued viewing Dija exposes boobs threads with my dangote groundnut oil placed strategically besides me..

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Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by MzPecs(f): 10:52am On Jul 25, 2016
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Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by AngelAhnie(f): 10:54am On Jul 25, 2016
MzPecs:
...
where is the voting thread ?
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by UrWorstNitemare: 10:54am On Jul 25, 2016
....following like....
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by SweetieConstie(f): 11:00am On Jul 25, 2016
undecided grin
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Kakamorufu(m): 11:02am On Jul 25, 2016
huh
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by MzPecs(f): 11:03am On Jul 25, 2016
AngelAhnie:
where is the voting thread ?
Angel..
We're still waiting for it oh! embarassed embarassed
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Nobody: 11:05am On Jul 25, 2016
Ntcheew..
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by AngelAhnie(f): 11:08am On Jul 25, 2016
MzPecs:

Angel..
We're still waiting for it oh! embarassed embarassed
is it cancelled?
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 11:10am On Jul 25, 2016
Episode 2

i was Still enjoying myself as i surfed subdeliveryman and trailerjamshow tls on my twitter when the shuffle playlist i was listening to with my earpiece suddenly played VIC O ,its drake and milk oh oh..

How the song got to my phone is till a mystery but i suspect it must be the handiwork of rufus, the phone repairer who said he was going to punish me for not paying him completely after he fixed a motorola memory card slot for my phone..

He must have sent this virus through bluetooth to my phone....

I had no choice than to close my opera mini and stop the noise playing from my phone and in that process, checked the message i received.

To say i was shocked would be and understatement when i saw it was an alert of 80 thousand naira...

I checked the message, message sender and previous alert messages from my bank again to confirm whether i was not been tricked....

I opened the window, looked around , jumped up, used blade to cut my skin small and came back to check the phone one more time, ....

And i saw it clearly.... 90 thousand naira only.... 90,000, 90,000 , ....

The money alert was actually from my bank....

Haha, i closed the Cossy Boobs in red gown thread i was viewing and around 8 30pm that same day, i borrowed 100 naira from lasisi69 my neighbour and quickly rushed to take a motorcycle to the nearest ATM....

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Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by MzPecs(f): 11:11am On Jul 25, 2016
AngelAhnie:
is it cancelled?
lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by MrFury: 11:11am On Jul 25, 2016
Lets go there
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 11:14am On Jul 25, 2016
MzPecs:

I really can't say.. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

please dont derail the thread dear...

Thank you

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Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Oloniyan(m): 11:35am On Jul 25, 2016
Marioking is here bro. Ride on
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by stiflerdrug: 11:46am On Jul 25, 2016
And then. . . . ?
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by RaDaZaBaNa(m): 11:58am On Jul 25, 2016
ClassCaptain:
.. After sacrificing a lot, i was able to corner 200 naira airtel card which i used to subscribe 2g for my sim...

With my newly hustled data which must be managed for the next 2 weeks, I was jejely surfing nairaland on my broken screen nokia 2100 java phone that fateful morning, trying to figure out the Boobs or cleaveage exposing threads , whether i should go for cossy expose milkshake or it is Mocheddah fails to wear bra i should click first , a message entered into my phone...

The phone switched off as usual when it received the message as a result of the thuraya sim slot i enginereed on it.


i had to removed the yellow rubber bands which i used to tie the "handset" together...

After using my tongue to taste the battery current, i inserted the tecno battery back into the phone..

Thinking it was all these Mtn ( Do you know 2 plus 2 is equal to 4, for more solutions, text maths to 419) kinda of messages, i didnt bother to check it......

As I finished drinking my sugarless and milkless garri at around 6pm which will also serve as my dinner and with nothing left to do, I continued viewing Dija exposes boobs threads with my Pz petroleum jelly placed strategically besides me..

werey boy, na dija boobs dey make you ,,,., grin grin

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Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by RaDaZaBaNa(m): 12:00pm On Jul 25, 2016
Back to back stories ni sha..
I siddon on top my presidential seat again biko grin
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by lasisi69: 12:16pm On Jul 25, 2016
ClassCaptain:
Episode 2

i was Still enjoying myself as i surfed subdeliveryman and trailerjamshow tls on my twitter when the shuffle playlist i was listening to with my earpiece suddenly played VIC O ,its drake and milk oh oh..

How the song got to my phone is till a mystery but i suspect it must be the handiwork of rufus, the phone repairer who said he was going to punish me for not paying him completely after he fixed a motorola memory card slot for my phone..

He must have sent this virus through bluetooth to my phone....

I had no choice than to close my opera mini and stop the noise playing from my phone and in that process, checked the message i received.

To say i was shocked would be and understatement when i saw it was an alert of 80 thousand naira...

I checked the message, message sender and previous alert messages from my bank again to confirm whether i was not been tricked....

I opened the window, looked around , jumped up, used blade to cut my skin small and came back to check the phone one more time, ....

And i saw it clearly.... 80 thousand naira only.... 80,000, 80,000 , ....

The money alert was actually from my bank....

Haha, i closed the Cossy Boobs in red gown thread i was viewing and around 8 30pm that same day, i borrowed 100 naira from lasisi69 my neighbour and quickly rushed to take a keke napep to the nearest ATM....

lol... Boss, how far nah

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Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Nobody: 12:27pm On Jul 25, 2016
grin grin

Following cool
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by khristals(m): 12:38pm On Jul 25, 2016
na we dey here grin
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Temihatz(m): 12:46pm On Jul 25, 2016
Following...
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Okaakoko(m): 1:02pm On Jul 25, 2016
so sad, I came late. let me get a sit first
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by PETRUCE: 1:02pm On Jul 25, 2016
Okay...op kontunu. cool cool cool
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by johnwizey: 1:04pm On Jul 25, 2016
Vic O part killed me

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Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Doctoreee1(m): 1:40pm On Jul 25, 2016
Ok make I garb a seat no moni for popcorn
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by faith551(m): 1:45pm On Jul 25, 2016
I just hope this is not true.
nice story sha
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by GoldenJAT(m): 1:45pm On Jul 25, 2016
do fast come update joor!
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by RealJaneDoe: 2:14pm On Jul 25, 2016
hope I am not late oo
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by samzysam: 2:38pm On Jul 25, 2016
Lmao, this captain guy no go kill person oo..
Hahahaha ......grin
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 3:06pm On Jul 25, 2016
lasisi69:
lol... Boss, how far nah
end time how far nah

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Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by ClassCaptain(m): 3:55pm On Jul 25, 2016
RealJaneDoe:
hope I am not late oo
not yet
Re: How I Foolishly Wasted 80k at a NightClub by Nobody: 4:03pm On Jul 25, 2016
Entertainment!

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