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are u sure u are her only boyfriend?

o.p i know this is a joke right?

lezz: you're welcome, son.

abeg! I dont want to be the son of a brainess bokogerian like u.

lezz: lol!! You really are great and you are awesome too.


Come to think of it, i will never insult u again.



But I, Lezz, The nigerian slave will always serve ghanaians.


Stupidity is contagious.

thank you bro!

lezz: Men, you're beyond Foolish.

Even a delinquent juvenile would put up a bettet defence than you.


You couldn't defend any of the points i raised but came up without only lame words like a block headed gorrilla.


A brainless nigerian has put africa in the global font with a .5 trillion dollar economy.

Has been funding ecowas single handly with over 70 percent input.



Brainless Nigeria which is still the only african in space with 3 maned ssttalite. Should i go on. educationally we have produced Sonyinka and Achebe.
Where is ghana's equivalent ?



Dumb, unimaginative, itinerant, grass-chewing baboon.


Nigeria is still providing an E platform for you to still be heard even in your mentally retarded state of mind. Ignoramus. Senseless Patriot.

blah blah blah, jobless clown, just admit that nigeria is a hell-hole and u are a fool.

lezz: yes we're apes, we feed on the bananas and we beat our chests.

thank you.

lezz: Niga please!!!

Nigerians are in ghana because our businesses are expanding over.

The thing that pushed Europeans into africa is what is driving us: Expansion for new colonies. Spreading our money, culture and business.
So you have glo, banks and numerous other nigerian medium scale business all over ghana. Infact, nigeria is runing the import/export business in ghana. Such a dark contrast to when your folks were here. They were shoe menders, kpoph kpoph vendors and gate keepers.


For the joblessness you claim, let me bring you in to the know:


you say %70 nigerian are jobless. But we have 130 million active gsm subscribers with over 90 percent gsm penetration in a country of 170 million people.

Mtn nigeria is the biggest and richest in africa.
Would the %30 percent account for $520 billion dollar economy, by far the biggest in africa ?

Would Nissan auto,GM and others taking risk to come invest in a country that has 70 percent poor? Hehehehehehe, buahakahaJj, krusbszkjjjz.

Instead of calling iconize and I jobless, you should call us the double tagged team ghana slayers. uhwuahahahaha, hehehehe, buhuhuhuh.

Ok, it's launch time, let me see if our ghana errand boys are arround.

yet 70% of nigerians are poor.

iconize: i, iconize and lezz, we are apes!

The apes in their best!

nice to know

when will i ever some good news about bokogeria? Smh

love and sex

lezz: what lies?


That ghana's laughable $30 billion economy isn't wretched and still shrinking as we speak ?


That Ghana's economy isn't dependent on foreign aid?

That ghana didn't make Africa blush among the committee of nations when the UK ordered you not to pass the anti gay laws. UK remimded you that she feeds you and you're still under slavery.

But you know what Nigeria,Africa's hope did didn't you. We passed it and the west ranted and panted like a bruised biitch she is.



Do you deny that the gas we supply you isn't sold for pittance, infact it is given almost free. That's why your country can't take any serious action, cos we just might Ukraine ghana. Hehehehe.


Do you deny ghollywood isn't licking Nollywood's azz? Or that your actors are paid lower wages in a movie having nigerian actors.


If i go to the streets of ghana, the kids and girls know we are the usa of africa.

I don't expect you to own up. For your ignorance is higher than (kilimangaro) so you extend football rivary to economy.


If you add up the whole economies of west africa, Nigeria's economy will still be twice bigger.


The only reason i haven't swatted you like the fly you are is because nigeria has decided to shoulder ghana's problems as our burden.

So caio, little noisy neighbour.

blah blah blah! Our economy is bad yet nigerians keep trooping into ghana like flies every second. Your economy is good but 70% of nigerians like u and iconize are jobless.

coachwilcox: [b]we nigerians are brainless

thats right coach.

lezz: believe me, every single one of these ghanaians in nairaland are nigeria's puppet.

They talk,dress and act nigeria. The only way they can prove their superiority over normal ghanaians is by acting like a nigerian.


The average nigerian knows next to nothing about ghana, cos she's jusy nothing. Just a tiny poor country where nothing happens until nigerians came there and turned things around.


these ghanain-nigerians are not only fluent in our own type of pidgin english, they are also very conversant with our indigenous local languages


we're like a demi God to them. Go ask Nigerians schooling there how ghanaian girls makes sheep eyes at them, treating them like celebs.


Or ask our business men how ghanaian women would give anything to have them.

We're like a demi god to them. So that's why the nairaland-ghanaian rats come in to get their egos massaged by nigerian lords and queens


it's a shorter route and more personal contact to buying our movies and songs which has become Africa's anthem.


So next time my fellow compatriots, when a ghanaian nigeria-wanna be comes across your e-way, just relax, pose and talk very slowly with authority and majesty for we are indeed interacting with our subjects.


We're on the verge of colonizing that $30 billion dollar economy. the gas they're complaining about is sold for a pittance to them just to run routine maintenance on the pipes.

lmao u foolish twerp! Do u know the number of ghanaians topics, threads opened for ghana by nigerians and comments passed by nigerians about ghana on this forum? We ghanaians just come here to correct you about the lies u tell about us. Believe me, we dont behave nigerian , we are proud to be ghanaian. A proud blackstar. Oseeyie GHANA! GHANA FOR LIFE!

iconize: santamafia is my boss. He really scares me

great to know

SantaMafia: hahahahaha see iconize's pant drying somewhere in Shitland

hahahahaha, i have always known that ICONIZE is a poor, broke,silly,smelly,dirty, ugly nigga who even tried to commit suicide. We have to pray for that guy.

krall: This is serious issue. My mother sister say that they say if a very beautiful woman don't eat fish, she is marine mammi water. So although I strongly advice her not to she served my fine girlfriend big cat fish head with rice and stock fish and dry fish and one chicken. And she say I should watch.
To my horror, when she see the fish, she squeeze face shift the fish one side and ate only the chicken. I started shivering. And my mum sister whispered "what did I tell you. If you love your life run!!!"

Since then I am afraid of her and refused to touch her again. She also likes spending time in bathroom and like swimming. Could she be a mammy water??



I have also observed some other mammywater tendency she exhibits....

lol, did u forget to smoke your weed today?

tosyne2much: Collecting money from stingy guy Is like throwing your hook into an ocean of one fish. if you do it right, you could turn that stingy boyfriend or guy into a money printing press. The questions the ladies will be asking now is how do you make it happen; that is turning a stingy guy into your own personal ATM machine? Believe me, millions of ladies have been pondering over these. The answer is not easy but there is an answer all the same; a solution to the problem. Come to think of it, if all guys suddenly become stingy tomorrow, the women folk will be in some serious shit.

How will they come up with the money for those crazy hairdos; artificial fingers, nose surgeries and those expensive designer handbags and wears?

Many ladies would thank me for this write up and if you still find a guy extremely stingy, it means he's stingy guy at PhD level

I am a guy, and personally, i am not stingy by any means. I will always pay for my dates meals, i will buy her things when i can afford it, and i try and keep her happy as much as i can. I don't really like stingy dudes. I think it shows a lack of moral decency

So here comes the trick

1. Let him know you have needs -
You might be surprised that the guy may feel you don’t have financial needs especially if you are a working class lady. You ought to let him know that
despite that you earn some money, you still do have some needs to take care of; and you being his baby, you are
depending on him to cater for some of those needs. There is nowhere else to go; unless he wants you to depend on
your admirers. Please, do not make it sound like a threat but say it in a joking manner.

2 Call your uncle or toasters in his presence to send you money -
All dudes know that no matter how much their women love them; they are still going to have other admirers around the corner. One way to put the stingy guy in the right perspective is to make demands from one of your staunch admirers in his presence. This will make him red with jealousy and probably ignite his anger. Calmly apologize and explain that you only did it because you were low on cash.

3 Teach him to spend by buying him simple gifts - The best way to teach someone
something is by example. Every once in a while, do buy him a sentimental but simple gift. He will have no choice other than to reciprocate. Before then, you must have carried out 1 or 2 of the steps above.

4 Make your love making special anytime he buys an expensive gift. What better way to turn him than under the sheets. Make your bleeping special & unforgettable anytime he buys you an expensive gift. Give him a head like never before or perhaps a good massage. Just use your head. If after everything your guy still remains stingy, then it’s time to let the stingy guy at PhD level go his way.

Note- if you are a stingy guy at PhD level, pls share the tricks that could be used to collect money from you

boss! All be lie oo

chinasaekperem3: nope man, never.

lying is a sin and u know that right? Just come clean.

SantaMafia: Ghanaians will always rule over these modafakas they don;t have it takes to stand up to Ghanaians. bunch of magg0ts

i think we have to change the forum's name to CEDILAND

chinasaekperem3: There was a thread I saw about how ladies like to date badt guys. So this question keeps running through my mind. A cultist is definitely a badt guy, ladies, can you date a cultist?

ARE U A CULTIST?

santamafia is destroying iconize like crazy. Big ! We rule NAIRALAND.

iconize: You're a pure m_oron!

The same petrodullard that has refused to quote me?

I quoted me twice and he's yet to reply any.

in-law, how are u today? Are u getting well from the beating u got from petrodollar4? Hahaha coward

iconize: great masters

You and petrodollar4 are the best!
u always cut me to size and I respect y'all for that .

wonderful

iconize the coward, u bragged that u were waiting for petrodollar4 and when he came, u ran like a little baby looking for his mother. Hahahahaha coward.

Antell95: boss! you are too awesome.

good to know

shakazuldadon: they should just stop dealing with nigeria coz nigerians are incompetent fools. We always disppoint

u can say that again sir

Antell95: Keep correcting me. Educated friend!

thank you sir!

Antell95: the strike should go on for at least a month, by then "nigeria's useless economy" would be history. *evils laugh* *sips tea* *watching Jack Bauer*

guy, u fool oo. Lol

Antell95: nigerians are born "fools"

correct for 10 pts