₦airaland Forum

Antell95: Hey bellend, I have no time for an ugly ratbag like ya. you dirty smelly boko-gerian called antellm95

Bloody nincompoop!

very very true

marinel: Hi, am 20 yrs old n an in my 3rd year in d uni. This is my first tym bein on nairaland courtesy of my roomie whose acct am usin. I find mysef in an emotional battle wc I'll lik to share. Iv been in a relationship wt a guy for 2yrs now n iv neva asked him for a dime as my parents take very good care of me. He has neva bothered to give, d only gift iv eva received frm him was a wrist watch n a T-shirt n dt was last val. All he has eva done evn on my bdays was call or text me nt evn #100 recharge. He visits me in skul regularly n I take good care him makin sure he is well fed n accomodate n wen he leaves he only says good bye. Evn while am at home goin to visit him is entirely on me as am left to pay for the cab fares. Mind u ds is a guy who has been pesterin me to settle wt him bt I keep insistin I want to b tru wt sku ist. Recent events make me recall all dt has been goin on wt us. A close friend of mine is gettin married ds oct n she chose me to b her bestie. I had to pay for ashwebi n all n I found out dt I had hausted my savings n was in dire need of d money. My mom gave me 2/3 of d mony I need n I was left to source for d rest n for d ist tym in my r/s I asked my bf to lend me a little mony wt d promise dt I'll pay up as soon as my allowance came in. He said he didn't have n I did not bother. I ended up gettin d mony from a neibr who wasn't evn a close fwend. 3 days later I found out dt my bf bout a new fone worth x10 of d amt I asked for. I talked to my fwends abt it n de said I was bein taken for granted n suggested dt he mite jus b stingy dt I shud jus ask for sumtin else in a while n c how it goes. Last week I asked him for mony to make my hair(jus to try him) n said old story. I told my sis abt it n she adviced I quietly retrace my steps else I end up in a marriage wher am being neglected. So I stoped callin fr a while n asked him to take a break while I do d same. I don't wan to talk to him abt it cos am too quik wt tears n hurt n now he keeps blarring my fone wt calls bt iv refused to pik. Am I bein too harsh? Pls advice me.tanks

NO! U are not being too harsh but let hìm know the reason for actions

petrodollar4: U ARE AWESOME, FIRE DEM NA!

greedy man. See where too much money has got him now.

princesstemi: Is there anything wrong for a lady to be the 1st person to talk about marriage in a relationship?


Mature response plz!

no, its actually great. It shows that the lady loves his man, she values herself and it keeps the man on his toes.

Antell95: *falls from apple tree*

shut the Bleep up and get of this thread. U think its funny that a stuppid country called nigeria could not keep its part of the deal?

iconize: yeah i really do! Aranaa, my sweetheart. Just skipped a heart beat from mentioning her royal name

wow! Its really true that love overcomes all. Am suprised.

dejavski: Nigeria being foolish since the days of nebucadnezzar

very very true sir.

iconize: Help us arrange four limos

1 for her & i
1 for u
1 for kwame
And 1 for Royalpearl.

will do sir. U really love her. Dont u?

iconize: We need wedding planners to have a great Ghanaian wedding.

Can you help us arrange that?

of course! Anything for my bro-in-law.

iconize: by december

okay, i will be waiting!

iconize: i want to come to ghana to pay her bride price!

okay when?

iconize: The chic you're making reference to won't be happy if she sees this.

is that your strategy to let me stop teasing u?

iconize: You're one great friend!

i really like your ghanaian sister?

wow! never knew u were this serious about her.

iconize: Hey,i like that in-law tag. Its awesome! I want to marry your sister aranaa

thats great to know bro!

iconize: Show me intellectuals from boko-geria that can match the likes of, kwame nkrumah, kofi annan, Efua sutherland, professor allotey, then we can talk about education.


Boko-geria where peeps dont go to school .

thank you my in-law

iconize: You're a great friend.

Ghana's education is the best.
Nigerians do not go to school.

thank you for the acknowledgement, keep sending your uneducated boko-gerians to ghana for education

iconize: What's not true? That you were bought from Liberia?

Okay tell me, which country where you bought from?

show the pictures where we bought babies from liberia. Atleast we have pics of your baby factories.

iconize: Mixed-race baby business booming in Ghana

According to reports, mixed race baby business is booming in the beautiful city of Accra in Ghana. With $3,000, you can have a mixed race baby without having sex with a person of a different race.

Ghanaian journalist Stephen Kwabena Effah writes about this crazy new trend on Infoboxx.com
In Ghana, they are regarded as hotcakes. Their complexion put them on a fairly higher pedestal, as they are the ones every guy or lady craves to date - the half-caste!
But ever thought that a time will come for half-caste babies to be bred in Ghana? Well, thanks to modern science, one can have a half-caste or mixed-race baby without necessarily having to marry or have sexual intercourse with a person of different race.
Following in the steps of artificial insemination, a novel venture to create a new society –‘Half-caste World’- on the African continent is bourgeoning in Ghana’s capital, Accra.


As ridiculous as it may seem, considering the fact that the word ‘half-caste’ denigrate one’s status in society, especially in Europe and the Americas, advocates of this enterprise believe the creation of this breed of people of bi-racial identity positions Africa for a better future.

“Half-caste World is founded to transform Africa into the land of riches and beauty, the land of every man’s dream. We believe life began in African and will end in Africa,” the advocates posted on their Facebook page.

The campaign is targeting both African couples and single women who are desirous of giving birth to half-caste babies the opportunity of a lifetime at a relatively affordable cost.

Although the advocate of this campaign has not revealed his identity, investigations conducted by www.infoboxx.com pointed to one Augustine N.K. Boateng, a graduate of “University Mohammed Premier” hotc in Morocco.

When contacted on a phone number provided on his newly created website, he declined to provide details on the procedure and the level of patronage, saying “I just started it and wouldn’t want to involve the media at this early stage”.

However, our investigation revealed he started operating about four months ago from Madina Estates in Accra.

It was further revealed that Boateng provides gametes from almost all nationalities including the UK and the US at a cost of 3,000 US Dollars upwards, depending on the process and the individual’s request.
There are questions about how gametes are procured, the insemination procedure and even the regulatory regime. Boateng claims that the procedure to insert the “gametes can be done both in a clinic and at home.”

The Half-caste babies entrepreneur prides himself of giving women and couples half-caste babies with “mental and physical beauty”.

“A new world has began and it is like the tide, you either swim along or get left behind. You too can be a blessing for the next generation,” he posted on Facebook.

To Boateng, there is what he has termed “a vast racial gap between Africa and the rest of the world” which ought to be bridged through breeding of half-caste on the continent.

crazy in law. thats not true. U should talk about the numerous baby factories in boko-geria

iconize: You're a pure m_oron!

Is that why gaynaians are buying babies from Liberia?

pig! We dont buy babies from any country. Its u rather who sell babies. Boko-geria baby factories. Stuppid in law like u.

MadCow1: The Only thing that Ghanaian women have going for them is their A'ss..


So basically, all Ghanaian women are asseholes.

so u do admit that our women are curved but your boko-gerian women are ugly and shapeless. Lol

blesszzy: Permit me to ansa that..It gat to be ur women.

yeah coz ghanaian women are the best. A nigerian friend was telling me yesterday that boko-gerian ladies are shapeless,ugly , dirty and disrespectful whilst our ladies are curved, humble,neat and beautiful.

MadCow1: So your pride is importing alcohol into Nigeria..






No wonder your economy is a reflection of the mental state of your leaders:: High on Kasapreko..

and yet ghanaians are loved everywhere we go but u boko-gerians are hated in every country. Why? Because u were not brought up well.

JiggamanGh: If he is neutered, then how was he able to born me. All hail the republic of Eba eaters. You guys are very stupid. No wonder families send their kids to Ghana for education. All hail Eba eaters of niggarea republic

if u hear nigerian graduates speak english, U will weep for them. I wonder if they ever went to primary school. Lol boko-geria

diablos: Dul.lard! Kasapreko can neva have a company in nigeria cuz nigerians don't drink dat poison! Its only frustrated, sh.it-gaynains dat drink dat thrash. When we are investing in telecommunication, banking n entertainment industries in gayna...u sh.it-heads are investing in poisonous herbal substances due to ur poverty. It really sucks to be a sh.it-gaynain

uneducated prick! Get your facts right. Kasapreko has a big factory in boko-geria and it employ boko-gerians

cubeet3: Lol
.Alomo that's wat y'all can think of to invent. Glo is paying and feeding your celebs.

dont both companies create employment? So whats your problem na?

diablos: Dumb nematode! We are talking about industries and ure talking about alomo bitters. How fooolish can an average sh.it-gaynain get every second? U demonic...charcoal looking ape...am sure u sell alomo bitters and buns on d streets of kumasi. Idiota!

dont be silly mouse! Kasapreko has a factory in boko-geria and they employ boko-gerians.

cubeet3: Lol you forgot to add alomo. Crap

yeah good to know u enjoy ghanaian drinks. Nigerians believing in ghana since creation.

MadCow1: No Ghanaian can afford to invest in Nigeria..


REASON::


A Ghanaian comes into Nigeria with 10 Billion Ghana Cedis.. After exchanging it, he had 1 hundred and Twenty Thousand Naira.

Thats why Ghanaians only invest in Zimbabwe where the Exchange rate for 1 Billion Cedis is 1 .1 Billion Zimbabwean Dollar.

see this fool oo? Is kasapreko not in nigeria? Is U.T not in nigeria?

boko-geria is a hell-hole that cannot leave a day without ghana. They love ghana like crazy but they are too proud to admit it. People like iconize,madcow, collynzo, adamskutty , cubeet wished they ghanaians. We ghanaians thankyou for your love. Meanwhile we will keep praying for boko-geria to get well.

collynzo2: They have released their load shedding timetable hahahaha.
http://mobile.ghanaweb.com/wap/article.php?ID=326406
V0lv0 Petrodullard, Royalpearl aka localpear, jiggaman etc, you better go and check out the timetable so that you will know when you'll have your own 30 minutes of electricity a day, you can't afford to miss it.
Chai!

yeah we have power problem now because our incompetent, stuppid, foolish business partner called boko-geria

cubeet3: Nigerians are strong business people. They move out to create something big...They don't believe in local but also international. Tell me any country in the world where you won't find a Nigeria doing business

yeah some are great business people but some are also thieves, robbers, bad. Mention a country that hasnt got problems with nigerian immigrants?