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Literature/Writing AdsRe: 18+ Help My Landlord's Daughter Is A Sex Monster by mrjoshyssb(op): 2:33am On Nov 21, 2016
They both smiled at the thought of both of them still having
me and no one getting to leave for the other, as they left
my room I became afraid of the next line of action
Christopher might take. I walked to his house, knocked and enter his very scanty
room which had only a bed it, he looked at me with disgust
and said CHRISTOPHER: Hope you did not come beg me not to tell Pa
Rabiu I knelt down and then said ME: I have come so that you will help me, I want to give my
life to christ His face brightened up as he looked with surprise and
walked towards me CHRISTOPHER: Standup! Standup! Oh than you lord, you
don’t have to kneel before me, it is before our lord and
personal saviour, you will have to follow me to church
todAY.
Literature/Writing AdsRe: 18+ Help My Landlord's Daughter Is A Sex Monster by mrjoshyssb(op): 2:23am On Nov 21, 2016
She couldn’t contniue her explanation as she went into an
out burst of tears and then Sikiratu looked at her and then
blinked her eyes and muttered SIKIRATU: See your mouth like them give you brother! this
egbon see me like me, so you think say as him sabi knack so,
na only you go dey enjoy am I was blown away in total shock as these little girls talk
about sex like is a meal that they must eat everyday, I
decided to calm them down as I tried to settle the case ME: See you girls are still young, what you should do is
study hard and gain admission into the university, I was cut short by Christophers voice from the window CHRISTOPHER: If you settle with them finish, when landlord
come, me I go still yan am I ignored him and continued him to talk to the girls ME: See what will happen is that I will be taking care of both
of you okay? here is one thousand naira for both of you to
share, make una papa no hear wetin happen here today o
Literature/Writing AdsRe: 18+ Help My Landlord's Daughter Is A Sex Monster by mrjoshyssb(op): 2:21am On Nov 21, 2016
The fear of OPC boys is the begining of wisdom, these
uneducated area boys would pounce on anybody for no just
cause but with cases like this where am found guilty, I
feared for what would be done to me, I got scared as I
unbuckled my belt and pushed them away and stood in thei
middle, while Morenike made move to throw a punch, I used the belt to whip her hand and she screamed, they both
stood their looking at each other breathing heavily as I held
them by the hand and dragged them into my room ME: Oya make una two sidon here now Pointing at a chair as Morenike looked at me and obeyed
before Sikiratu followed suit, the moment Morenike’s ass
touched the chair, she began to explain MORENIKE: Unculu see! this thing Sikiratu did it is not fair,
they have been dragging other brothers in the compound
since, as you park enter I happy say my papa carry me give
you
Literature/Writing AdsRe: 18+ Help My Landlord's Daughter Is A Sex Monster by mrjoshyssb(op): 2:20am On Nov 21, 2016
I watched as they began to throw deaf punches, and in
minutes they where on the ground, rolling themselves on
the filthy soil gutted with water, Morenike seemed to be
much more stronger than Sikiratu because the way she
lifted her sister and threw her to the floor with all her might,
the other neighbours came out, and that infuriated Sikiratu the more because of the way her younger sister was
dealing with her in public as she went for her top and tore
Morenike’s clothes and before I could say JACK but girls
were all naked, jiggling boobs and glaring pussies were all
over the floor, and Tunde began to laugh so hard that tears
began to rush down his eyes as he fell to the floor TUNDE: {pointing at me} this you sugar cane prick don kolo
this gils! make landlord come back today, the way these
OPC boys go take knack you, na your body go tell you.
Literature/Writing AdsRe: 18+ Help My Landlord's Daughter Is A Sex Monster by mrjoshyssb(op): 10:21pm On Nov 17, 2016
StarBukola:
well that's was awesome!! but am a Yoruba girl, u just spoil us finish y now?
Bukola dont take it like that ooo,i love yoruba culture more than any other culture in nigeria.(i just like attaching them to things i do,including this write up.)
Literature/Writing AdsRe: 18+ Help My Landlord's Daughter Is A Sex Monster by mrjoshyssb(op): 7:21pm On Nov 17, 2016
more update coming up 2morro
Literature/Writing AdsRe: 18+ Help My Landlord's Daughter Is A Sex Monster by mrjoshyssb(op): 7:18pm On Nov 17, 2016
ok thanks
Jokes EtcHey #new Riddles#---->check It Out. by mrjoshyssb(op): 8:38am On Nov 17, 2016
I gat some riddles,drop d answers if u can sort it out.




1.JOURNEY WITHOUT ME AND YOU WILL NEVER PREVAIL,BUT IF YOU HAVE TOO MUCH OF ME YOU WILL SURELY FAIL.WHAT AM I?








2.IF YOU HAVE ME,YOU WANT TO SHARE ME.IF YOU SHARE ME YOU HAVEN'T GOT ME.WHAT AM I?









3.WHAT IS ALWAYS COMING BUT NEVER ARRIVES ?








4.A MILE FROM END TO END,YET AS CLOSE AS A FREIND.A PRECIOUS COMMODITY FREELY GIVEN,FOUND ON THE RICH,POOR,SHORT AND TALL.BUT SHARED AMONG CHILDREN MOST OF ALL.WHAT IS IT?









6.WE HURT WITHOUT MOVING,WE
POISON WITHOUT TOUCHING,WE BEAR THE TRUTH AND THE LIES.WE ARE NOT JUDGED BY OUR SIZE WHAT ARE WE.











7.WHAT IS THE BEGINING OF ETERNITY,THE END OF TIME,AND THE BEGINING OF EVERY ENDING.










8.WHAT IS EASY TO GET INTO BUT HARD TO GET OUT OF.







ANSWER FOR MORE
Literature/Writing AdsRe: 18+ Help My Landlord's Daughter Is A Sex Monster by mrjoshyssb(op): 8:04am On Nov 17, 2016
A voice from the window spoke loud to our hearing! “Sikiratu repent for the kingdom of God is at hand, even you
stanley you are manoeuvring this small girl” We both paused and brought our face closer and it was
christopher “the jehova witness” and he continued CHRISTOPHER: I can’t wait for Pa Rabiu to come let me
expose this evil trend that is going on in this compound And Sikiratu turned spat at him through the window SIKIRATU: You no wan jellof yet if you see people wey dey
jellof e dey pain you He got so angry that he kept shouting CHRISTOPHER: Sikiratu! Sikiratu And like a wild fire the next person’s voice I heard was
Morenike’s MORENIKE: Which Sikiratu? As she walked briskly to my window and peeped, seeing the
both of naked she turned round immediately and began to
bang my door MORENIKE: Ah! Olorun, Sikiratu I no send if you be my
senior sister, come outside make we fight this fight oh! you
get mind collect my man from me! abi I leave Tunde and
Christopher for una And Christopher who was still peeping from the window
shouted CHRISTOPHER: Blood of jesus! I can never allow any you
possesed entities come near me And yet Morenike kept banging my door shouting MORENIKE: Oloshi! olodo, come out oh! Sikiratu before I
break this door! bastard And Sikiratu retorted SIKIRATU: Who are you calling baskard? me baskard? I will
beating you today till you die She hurriedly wore her clothes as I tried to stop her, she
pushed away, opened the door and welcomed Morenike
with a very high powered slap
Literature/Writing AdsRe: 18+ Help My Landlord's Daughter Is A Sex Monster by mrjoshyssb(op): 8:00am On Nov 17, 2016
She kept screaming in pain but yet she kept ramming her
waist against mine as I frowned my face and was really
digging deep into her cunt, she couldn’t take the hot
pressure anylonger as she struggled herself out, and then
ran to the bed, laid on her back, spread her thighs wide
open and she said SIKIRATU: Egbon my Toto dey hot me, Bleep me yansh abeg I looked at her and said ME: Sikiratu for yansh? She nodded her head and said SIKIRATU: Yes broda for my yansh, abeg my toto dey
pepper me “Bleep am for yansh my man, even for ear sef dat girl ear go
swallow your prick” And that was Tunde’s voice from his own room, we never
knew he was eavesdropping on us and his loud mouth
couldn’t even let him listen in silence, so I turned to the
table and grabbed the lotion on my table, poured some all
over my cock extensively, before putting my dick but her
very tight butt hole could only let the tip of my dick in, as I tried to go further but I couldn’t when I saw tears drool
down her eyes in pain.
Literature/Writing AdsRe: 18+ Help My Landlord's Daughter Is A Sex Monster by mrjoshyssb(op): 7:52am On Nov 17, 2016
and then began to swirl her wait so well that her hips would go in a circular motion and next thing she began to
dance to the sound of Obesere’s music blaring from the
speakers of Tunde’s house, she moved with the ryhthm of
the beat while my cock was deep inside her pussy and
enjoying the wild sensation I was getting as I rested my
back against the wall as she would occassionally say SIKIRATU: Aaaah Egbon! this thing dey touch me inside my
belle o! abeg slap my yansh! I spanked the bitch so hard that I got so turned on that I
decided to give her a run for her money, I used both hands
to hold her hips and stop her from whinning as I made sure
she was well bent, her body covered in sweat as I made
sure her head was almost touching the ground, then I
began to ram her cunt so hard, using my hand to separate her butt cheek and watched her gaping pink pussy turn red
from my hard fucking. SIKIRATU: Yeeayi! Egbami O! Egbon you have killed me! my
toto don catch fire.
Literature/Writing AdsRe: 18+ Help My Landlord's Daughter Is A Sex Monster by mrjoshyssb(op): 7:49am On Nov 17, 2016
I smiled as our eyes met, sat beside her and brought out my
wallet, pulled out a sachet of condom, tore it and gave her
to hold as I undressed, she looked at it with disgust and said SIKIRATU: Egbon you want to use this english rubber to
Ibasun? no o, the thing are wound me in my part, use ya
thing like that, me I like it fresh! Mama Sikiratu’s gene must be very strong for all her kids
acted like her and where all nympho’s, from the moment
Sikiratu grabbed my cock and began to give me Mouth Gig, it
was one freaking moment of pleasure, she bleeped better
than all the classy girls I have met who I believe had better
access to Indecency and the rest. Sikiratu grabbed my dick and practically used to brush her
teeth, sucking me to the base and then winding up, she did
that for quite a while before using her hand to help me
stand up, she bent down in the doggy position and I
inserted my long thick cock from the rear as she looked at
me
Literature/Writing AdsRe: 18+ Help My Landlord's Daughter Is A Sex Monster by mrjoshyssb(op): 7:43am On Nov 17, 2016
I couldn’t believe that Tunde could
get such kinda courage and sleep with that old woman. Sitting at my veranda after work the next day reading an
old newspaper, trying to while away time before I cook,
Sikiratu just appeared before my door, looking sad and
angry SIKIRATU: Egbon! you didn’t call me again, I have been
waiting ni, lets go inside As she tried to walk past me, I stopped her and said ME: Wait first! so your just entering my house without
caring if your parents would see you? She looked at me in the eyes and said SIKIRATU: Egbon my papa dem and him plenty wife dem
don comot, come inside make we do this thing sharp sharp
before them come Nobody in his right sense would ever turn down a free
booty, Sikiratu should be around 18yrs old but her backside
is quite large and round shaped like the typical village
yoruba girl, I look at both sides carefully to make sure that
nobody sees her entering my house. SIKIRATU: Broda mi, e ma binu, I want it hardi o!
Literature/Writing AdsRe: 18+ Help My Landlord's Daughter Is A Sex Monster by mrjoshyssb(op): 7:39am On Nov 17, 2016
I held on to my door as Mama Sikiratu pushed hard and
finally I was able to lock my door while I could hear her
ranting from outside the door MAMA SIKIRATU: I thinking your a man but you and
vegetable are twins As she left in anger, I decided to tuck myself in bed and
sleep but the loud moan coming from Tunde’s room who was
my next door neighbour, I tried to ignore the noise and
sleep but it wasn’t possible as shouts of “You be man” and
“just dey go jare”, I decided to stay up and just wait
patiently until they are through but I became surprised when the girl’s voice moaned out loud “Oshee scatter that
place, no be fear fear Stanley” I was puzzled who would be
the lady in their calling my name, I suspected Morenike
because she was the only person I had something with in
number 17, so I waited patiently into the night to see who
that was. I heard the sound from the door as somebody was opening
it, so I peeped from my window only to see Mama Sikiratu
leaving Tunde’s house.
Literature/Writing AdsRe: 18+ Help My Landlord's Daughter Is A Sex Monster by mrjoshyssb(op): 6:37pm On Nov 16, 2016
Rate it from 1---->10
Literature/Writing AdsRe: 18+ Help My Landlord's Daughter Is A Sex Monster by mrjoshyssb(op): 6:36pm On Nov 16, 2016
She cuts in MAMA SIKIRATU: This one your collecting her number in the
dark, if I give any of my pikins belle, I will lock you for cell o,
panti ni I heaved a sign of relief, if she had not cut me short, I
would have exposed my little secret, so I apologised and
she turned to leave but after throwing few steps Mama
Sikiratu turned again and said MAMA SIKIRATU: But wait oh! Am I not having the things
you like in woman? is this not better Ikebe, Oni idi nla
{touching her ass} see If you take me inside your house, I
will display for you and you will understand why am popular
as “Iron bender” Mama Sikiratu began to drag my door with me to gain
entrance.
Literature/Writing AdsRe: 18+ Help My Landlord's Daughter Is A Sex Monster by mrjoshyssb(op): 6:35pm On Nov 16, 2016
I carried my bucket angrily and walked into my house, as I
settled down to watch the nine O’clock news, the NEPA in
their normal took the light and the compound went into
darkness with the voice of Tunde heard outside as he
cursed the NEPA staffs TUNDE: NEPA na thunder go fire una aswear I stood up from the chair and lit the candle by the dinning
table and made for my room when I heard a very light knock
on my door, whoever that was knocked like someone who
was afraid, so I tiptoed with candle in my hand and a bunch
of broom in the other hand, as I opened the door and here
was Mama Sikiratu, fear gripped me to my bones, guessing in my mind if she was here to confront me for what I did to
her daughter, I greeted her ME: Good evening ma MAMA SIKIRATU: Lower your voice o, I have seen your
handiwork with my daughter o! I almost fainted in shock as I began to apologise immediately ME: Mama Sikiratu is not what you think o, let me explain
how it happened.
Literature/Writing AdsRe: 18+ Help My Landlord's Daughter Is A Sex Monster by mrjoshyssb(op): 6:34pm On Nov 16, 2016
SIKIRATU: Sorry o broda, E ma binu, I wanted to come and
collect your phone ni, what you have done to Morenike me I
like am sugar I wondered at how news travel in this small compound, I
knew not giving Sikiratu my number would spell doom for
me, so to save myself I asked for her number instead and
she began to happily call it SIKIRATU: siro eit siro………. I took her number and promised to call her, just as she left
Tunde appeared out of no where as he was smiling with a
big grin and then said TUNDE: I talk am say you na bad guy, when Sikiratu dey
doubt you, na me tell am say you na my guy and for
bedmatics say you no fit fuckup, you just settle down
arrange Morenike then scatter her waist I decided to caution Tunde for I know his unguarded mouth
could put both himself and I in trouble ME: Shutup! wetin dey worry you sef! your own na to do
aproko from morning reach night He acted as if he was shocked from my words of anger TUNDE: Dis one you dey para like this make I comot jare.
Literature/Writing AdsRe: 18+ Help My Landlord's Daughter Is A Sex Monster by mrjoshyssb(op): 6:33pm On Nov 16, 2016
SIKIRATU: Sorry o broda, E ma binu, I wanted to come and
collect your phone ni, what you have done to Morenike me I
like am sugar I wondered at how news travel in this small compound, I
knew not giving Sikiratu my number would spell doom for
me, so to save myself I asked for her number instead and
she began to happily call it SIKIRATU: siro eit siro………. I took her number and promised to call her, just as she left
Tunde appeared out of no where as he was smiling with a
big grin and then said TUNDE: I talk am say you na bad guy, when Sikiratu dey
doubt you, na me tell am say you na my guy and for
bedmatics say you no fit fuckup, you just settle down
arrange Morenike then scatter her waist I decided to caution Tunde for I know his unguarded mouth
could put both himself and I in trouble ME: Shutup! wetin dey worry you sef! your own na to do
aproko from morning reach night He acted as if he was shocked from my words of anger TUNDE: Dis one you dey para like this make I comot jare, I
know say you no like as I hail for work wey you finish today I carried my bucket angrily and walked into my house, as I
settled down to watch the nine O’clock news, the NEPA in
their normal took the light and the compound went into
darkness with the voice of Tunde heard outside as he
cursed the NEPA staffs TUNDE: NEPA na thunder go fire una aswear I stood up from the chair and lit the candle by the dinning
table and made for my room when I heard a very light knock
on my door, whoever that was knocked like someone who
was afraid, so I tiptoed with candle in my hand and a bunch
of broom in the other hand, as I opened the door and here
was Mama Sikiratu, fear gripped me to my bones, guessing in my mind if she was here to confront me for what I did to
her daughter, I greeted her ME: Good evening ma MAMA SIKIRATU: Lower your voice o, I have seen your
handiwork with my daughter o! I almost fainted in shock as I began to apologise immediately ME: Mama Sikiratu is not what you think o, let me explain
how it happened She cuts in MAMA SIKIRATU: This one your collecting her number in the
dark, if I give any of my pikins belle, I will lock you for cell o,
panti ni I heaved a sign of relief, if she had not cut me short, I
would have exposed my little secret, so I apologised and
she turned to leave but after throwing few steps Mama
Sikiratu turned again and said MAMA SIKIRATU: But wait oh! Am I not having the things
you like in woman? is this not better Ikebe, Oni idi nla
{touching her ass} see If you take me inside your house, I
will display for you and you will understand why am popular
as “Iron bender” Mama Sikiratu began to drag my door with me to gain
entrance.
Music/RadioRe: Nairaland Rapper's---->lets See Who's D Best by mrjoshyssb(op): 6:22pm On Nov 16, 2016
LET ME SEE YOURS IF YOU CAN BEAT THAT
Music/RadioRe: Nairaland Rapper's---->lets See Who's D Best by mrjoshyssb(op): 6:16pm On Nov 16, 2016
nairaland gave me all




all that i wished for




the gossips slash amebo




is moving us 4ward




our fresh/dope talks




make's oDer sites jealous




even if Dey gaDer in accord




to stop our proggresion




we always dey up




cus our hands nor dey fall




but D boys too dey form




Dem nor wan give all




but the power of bums grin




destroy all their works




we no get borthering stuf




bcus the main man don come




no website go try empower




cus our name go make dem run




we be like undercover




wen dey mission to destroy




for standing right nairalanders




we get our income




nor be dollar,nor be naira




but d love we all got




omo i don try




give me standing ovation
Music/RadioRe: Nairaland Rapper's---->lets See Who's D Best by mrjoshyssb(op): 6:02pm On Nov 16, 2016
nairaland gave me all all that i wished for the gossips slash amebo is moving us forward our fresh/dope talks make's other sites jealous even if they gather in accord to stop our proggresion we always dey up cus our hands nor dey fall but the boys too dey form them nor wan give all but the power of bums ;Dnairaland gave me all all that i wished for the gossips slash amebo is moving us forward our fresh/dope talks make's other sites jealous even if they gather in accord to stop our proggresion we always dey up cus our hands nor dey fall but the boys too dey form them nor wan give all but the power of bums destroy all their works we no get borthering stuff becus the main man don come no website go try empower cus our name go make dem run we be like undercover wen dey mission to destroy for standing right nairalanders we get our income nor be dollar,nor be naira but d love we all got omo i don try give me standing ovation
Music/RadioNairaland Rapper's---->lets See Who's D Best by mrjoshyssb(op): 5:39pm On Nov 16, 2016
We all love nairaland,so our rappers or rappist lets see your best,rapping about nairaland
Poems For ReviewRe: In Your Pant (poem). by mrjoshyssb(m): 2:05pm On Nov 16, 2016
BRAVO
Literature/Writing AdsRe: 18+ Help My Landlord's Daughter Is A Sex Monster by mrjoshyssb(op): 1:49pm On Nov 16, 2016
More coming up later
Literature/Writing AdsRe: 18+ Help My Landlord's Daughter Is A Sex Monster by mrjoshyssb(op): 1:48pm On Nov 16, 2016
she jammed her whole body all over my
long d*ck that I became scared it might hurt her internally
but rather those hard and painful thrust gave her joy, when
she was about to come is when I enjoyed Morenike the
more, she began to flap her thighs, in an open and close motion and the grip from her p*ssy made me cum so hard
that Morenike jumped out, grabbed my d*ck and began to
lick the trickles of sperm that drooled out of my cock, she
licked my d*ck clean as she looked at me smiling, while I laid
back gasping for breath, she stood up, wore her clothes
and left my room My thighs were all worn out from the heavy bout of
marathon sex I had with Morenike, later that evening at the
tap as I went to fetch water, I didn’t see Morenike or any of
her sisters at the tap which was quite unusual but I ignored
that fact and continued to fetch my water, until I noticed a
presence then a shadow , as I turned and bumped into Sikiratu ME: Aaah! Sikiratu why do you wan to scare me.
Literature/Writing AdsRe: 18+ Help My Landlord's Daughter Is A Sex Monster by mrjoshyssb(op): 1:46pm On Nov 16, 2016
I wondered where the strength
came from, acting like a person been possesed by another
spirit, she rushed and climbed me, using her hand to grab
my d*ck and removed the condom so fast and in the next second inserted my cock into her very wet and slippery cunt
and then began to hump on it, squatting as she sucked my
nipples and then rolled her waist, she would use her hips to
remove my d*ck and when it gets only to the cap of my
cock, she would then stop and just whine her waist and
squeezed her p*ssy so tight that I felt her cunt grip my d*ck and then she began to twist on that, the sensation was so
out of the world for both of us, as she closed her eyes and
used her teeth to bite her lips in a very seductive way,
slowly again she would begin to take the full length deep
into her p*ssy and when she reaches the base of my cock,
she would moan and suck my nipples. I saw every cause to call Morenike the “Iron bender” as she
artfully bleeped me.
Literature/Writing AdsRe: 18+ Help My Landlord's Daughter Is A Sex Monster by mrjoshyssb(op): 1:44pm On Nov 16, 2016
I became angry at the way she acted so I decided to punish
her with my d*ck, I inserted the full length of my cock inside
as her p*ssy as I saw her eyes pop out and her hands
clenched the bedsheet, I decided not to put any atom of
emotions as I began to move my hips slowly then faster,
both hands placed on the bed while my hips slammed her p*ssy, all she ever moaned was MORENIKE: Aaaah! egbon! I like it And the more she moaned those words the more I increased
my propencity, whining my waist and making sure I scrub all
corners of her p*ssy while, I raised her legs and pressed it
against her shoulder and then began to Bleep her hard and
firm, but Morenike instead of moaning in pain this time awed
me as she moved her waist from under so fast to meet my hard strokes, she did that so skillfull as she used to grab my
butt and pressed me against her p*ssy. It seemed like the harder I bleeped her, the more I was
bringing out the real Morenike, Her eyes changed and she
pushed me off her bodY.

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