₦airaland Forum

EroticAngelina:
nawa o
bfor na viper, now na scorpion! tufiakwa! all these wild animals, them hold meeting to attack Nigerians ni

ever since these stories have been coming, I'm always scared that a snake/scorpion is hiding in my house! God have mercy piko!

buh op, u sure say u dey bath well?? dis one the scorpion appear untop ya bed...
which kyn bed be that

Khd95:
U jst committed murder
D scopion was jst flexing on ur bed,nw u ve killed it.

Meanwhile#GODWIN

buzquet:
Pls Mr shoeless man, has u are packing out frm d villa, dnt take anything dat belong to Nigeria wit u, caz it's lion dat is cumin to dat villa nt a lamb!

Dmayor7:
Did i call anyone any names?....
lol....it seems you missed something from what i said before....
Do i rant?...i bet thats the opposite...
Read my earlier comment again please, maybe you will understand it better...
Kudos..

Dmayor7:
OP your tips are very nice and excellent... Truly truly we all need such informations but am a bit sour... Why?

Ok, see i would have loved it if you have given credit to your source of info...Because you did some copy and paste which blare hard to my face....

Always give credit to the author of the original, that way yours will also be original... I will not like to disclose the source. I hope you understand what am trying to let you know?

Alright going back to mobile phones and their obscure usefulness... Your mobile can work wonders which you can't think of.... No wonder my grandmother always say that this thing is a whitemans' witch...hahahaaa

Do you really know you can detect cctv cameras and other hidden cameras with your mobile phone?

Do you know your mobile phone can serve as an electromagnetic field detector?

Have you ever asked yourself a question why whenever you brought your phone near a microphone reciever, the reciever starts giving off a bleeping sound?

I wrote an article on [url=w3programs.com/how-to-detect-hidden-cameras-with-your-mobile-phone/]how to detect hidden cameras with your mobile phone[/url]. Check it out and understand more.

This our phone sometimes dey surprise me o.... Wait o....e be like say this thing my grandmother dey talk be true? She say handset na oyibo witch...hahahahaaaaa..

stevolinkon40:
Sorry O.. Carry ur keg next time

Nairasurplus:
The application for the above position ended today. For those that applied, let us anchor here.
Who knows the next thing to be done.
Feel free to tell the house.

helpee:
You really don't understand. Jonathan is not a failure. With the help of his wife, he ruled nigeria for six years. If marrying a dummy will make you successful in life [s]so that you won't be venting your frustration on nairaland, my brother grab the opportunity. If you are so sure you can only marry a girl you can present to your family as an asset because of your inferiority complex, post her picture on nairaland. At least you are so proud her. If the only thing your wife has contributed to your life is the fact that she is presentable you are a failure my brother. Have you ever thought about it that the only place where you are successful is on nairaland. If you marry an illiterate like patience and you bag PHD, you become deputy governor, governor, vice president and then president for 6yrs and one fool whose only success is having a moniker on nairaland blame you for marrying such a wonderful wife, won't you laugh at his stupidity. That is what good luck is doing at your foolishness[/s]

Orikinla:
I know many people must have forgotten my very popular and widely circulated political satire "Our President Has A PhD, But I Think He Has A Low IQ". My opinion has not changed. If the President had his PhD from Harvard or Oxford, he would have been a better and greater President and would not have ended up with such an unusual First Lady whose queer character contradicts her educational qualifications. Since, they are both graduates of the same University of Port Harcourt, that means they are products of the same questionable academic education. I have seen other graduates of the same university and several females among them are more civilized than the most uncivilized First Lady in the political history of Nigeria. I always say "show me your wife and I will know how intelligent you are". And something must be wrong with the IQ of a man who is married to an intellectually re-tarded woman. And it is actually common knowledge that majority of Nigerian men prefer dating intellectually re-tarded girls and women they can bully and intimidate. But they are afraid of dating brilliant and intelligent girls and women. They often use lies to attract such outstanding ladies. But the intellectually re-tarded ones are easy to con, deceive and lay. And that is why majority of Nigerian girlfriends and wives have been found to be unfaithful, because they are intellectually re-tarded, including those who are students and graduates of Nigerian colleges and universities. Many men will confirm this critical analysis. No wonder majority of Nigerian women are under achievers and their greatest ambition is to marry and have children. Do you know that majority of Nigerian female graduates who are mothers cannot help their children in secondary school do their homework of even simple maths and English? But they are good in teaching their kids how to twerk and dance "Shoki". Go to the birthday parties of Nigerian children and you will see how their mothers corrupt their children with psychedelic and pornographic music. No wonder mass failures are recorded every year in WAEC's GCE in Nigeria. Now , we can understand how and why the President of Nigeria can have such a First Lady. Judging by their wives, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu is more intelligent than the President if we use his wife Senator Oluremi Tinubu as an example and pitch her in contrast to Dame Patience Jonathan. And I know, the first Black man to win the Nobel Prize in Literature, Prof. Wole Soyinka will agree with Orikinla. Thank God it's Friday, so have this food for thought for the weekend.

Gboliwe:
See aged bachelor giving life lessons on marriage. Only in Nigeria!

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orobs93:
Chai people just dey snap to run come get front page for nairaland

jnrbayano:
BTW= By the way

nimexto:
Casted for greedy pple like u. Did he ask u to play all.
Richard free games played 5/6 and u got d mouth to say "casted" FOOL!!!!

He only told us his paid games didn't go well ysyday but his free games went well.

Moana:
[s]simple questions u cant answer? typical average person, jan-dec u chop idomie with half an egg and when you go to someone else's wedding u expect to eat your life away. my reasoning maybe medieval but yours is beyond poor[/s].

Moana:
is it not the same ordinary water every average person drinks daily? suddenly on wedding day they become allergic to it abi? what will mineral water do? speed up the second coming of Jesus Christ?