scentmarlc:
hen hen oga layii yu sure....i must to make sure say one of dem nominate me first...atleast my mind go dey kulele say no weedmaster fit disrupt my campaign. Alberto2k tosyne2much agarawu23 kinglekan kingtom.....abeg tell me wetin dey una church mind

scentmarlc:
i no just fear dem sef, i respect dem. Especially dat mrcork and ipledge

lol...dey collect ur gf before?
Play ur game well...you might win

Mbkite:

she denied it wasn't hers, that it was for her close friend, bt d friend used her name. Imagine!

scentmarlc:
Unless the following people nominate me, i shall not contest -------mohammadu scentmarlc buhari, 2015.


Adeh39
Sweetsoup
Dharay99
And twaci.

Its up to them. Have got no one else to run to if dem weed boys start changing the game for me

you fear em weed boys

MrsChima:


Not yet!

But you already have an application there ,dont worry you will be admitted

MrsChima:


Exactly!

The yanks treat jail like a hostel!

Sniper4real:
i will laugh

missclasssy:


No

see wickedness

MrCork:
...WOW....juss came outter the toilet after poo pooing in my hotel hear in NEW YORK: hotel penn in Times Squre... I feel lighter and am goin for another $2,800 shopping spree 5th avenue in manhatan!

missclasssy:
Jason Derulo - 'Want to want me' is definitely my song of the month.

Fvcking feeling the song.

This is my best line.

"You open the door
Wearing nothing but a smile down to the floor
And you whisper in my ear, baby I'm yours
Ooh, just the thought of you gets me so high, so high

Girl, you are the one.
I want you to want me
And if you want, hey girl, you got me
There's nothing I know I wouldn't do, I wouldn't do
Just to get up next you"

Damn!

MrsChima:


I am sitting down nwoke! I agree that it's bad as a girlfriend but we are talking about Nigerian men Girlfriend is not as important as wife to many Nigerian men!

prettythicksme:
hmmm ok btw are u stephenqueen

charlotte1:
I nominate alberto2k
Ipledge
Mrlayih
Oahray
Lamispaco
Djeezy(cant hlp it )
Orijin101

Brb with more

u nominate me ,i dont have Picture...And i just registered...Thanks tho

prettythicksme:
wtf!!!! just stay ur lane abeg btw u are a suspect!

Dickk:
You must be high on some sort of improvised opium for this statement you mentally deranged vapid slubberdegullion.

Your personality reeks of an insipid sissyphelean backstabbing nitwit.

Do you think I give a fvck about you or the malapropism of fallaciloquence you wrote up there.

A shit-faced spunk drakula daywalker razzmatazz calling me razz, much to my chagrin.

Now go kiss a blarney stone with your flatulent bowl towel and quote me only if your miserable existence solely depends on it, understood?

TheSonOfMark:

Vainglory! Vainglory!! Vainglory!!!

I was more flummoxed when Rokìatu ,who is 38, contested last year. I was like ,' ma'am, you should be conversing about bedwetting kids with women your age in the FAMILY SECTION! Have you no shame?!'.

dharay99:

yea..I'm only here to support d ryt madt dude tho I'm expecting foul play.

demmy0325:
.. Ok.. Y dnt U tel me..

dharay99:

hmm..
Till den.

demmy0325:
...no i dont..

dharay99:

hope u contesting?

demmy0325:
.. Help me..

demmy0325:
.. ur second contestant torch light is enuf to light olympic torch..