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sweetorgasm:
THE truth i know can hurt but sometimes we must speak it, as a lady one of the things that makes u a perfect creature is the boobs and ass, "so below are the two miss bum bum of nairaland: ROKIATU ,LALA247,JAMBSUPPORT,STUNNER1. "i know those dry bone ladies will start to hate.

yorubaboiy:
mo sheshe ji ni o jare

yorubaboiy:
I vote tohphaz a

agarawu23:
I commend ppl voting tohpa,hz , twaci & subbi,ed. in election, you don't carry your opponents along

who told you it isn't a do or die affair ? ask orubebe

NA DO OR DIE oooohh
orubebe has the DETAILS

jacksparrow1207:
Victory is ours

jacksparrow1207:
Yes boss!

jacksparrow1207:
I voted long ago

Ipledge:
why u dey Loud am,u want Make soldier beat me

farano:
I vote for mzlaurel
Cc: NLJega

agarawu23:
they are not tagging nljega_ together with their votes

agarawu23:
I don vote since jawe
majority are just wasting vote.
na wetin dey pain me be that

obiisaboy:
I vote for Topaz



#Teams TF5#

Ipledge:
fear catch me oo

Ipledge:
so u no vote Tohpahz

Ipledge:
Tohpahz don win then

Ipledge:
so you self get 1 ballot box

dharay88:

no put mouth 4dia mata o0. Leave d couples

Ipledge:
Ooh No,so the ballot paper I already thumbprinted is gonna waste

scentmarlc:
You sound so rude and intolerant. Geezzzzzz

Ayo199:
shoro niyen!

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]It's not only a supermod that has the power to lock a thread. A sectional mod also has that authority.

_Lalasticlala's main job is to update the home page, not to help romance section moderators in doing their jobs.
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udyheart01:
Nigerian men don't need honest women. Don't be testing yourself.
Hi,

If you’re a virgin, oya leave here. This is not for you. Everything we’re saying here would be like Greek to your ears so go and continue fingering your rosary or whatever it is you virginal people do.

Let’s get straight to the point.

What’s your body count?woman in bed2

You know what a body count is right? It’s the number of sexual partners you’ve ever had. You know that magical number of nookies you always reduce because if you say the actual number, your mother might have a heart attack. That number you drastically cut down because ‘time don dey go and you gats to marry quick’.

If you’re a woman, think of all the people you’ve ever been with right from the very day your cherry was popped, that’s your body count. In this instance, almost doesn’t count. “We kissed and almost did it but we didnt” is not part of your body count.

Now, that you know what a body count is, get to it. Start counting.

Are you still counting? What? Wait first. You mean your fingers aren’t enough. Oya, use your t oes. You need another sheet of A4 paper? Wow! Don’t worry I won’t tell your mummy but you’ve been a very busy child sha. Well done. You hear.

I don’t think there has ever been a Nigerian woman that has been honest about her body count. Ok, maybe there has but many lie, adjust and fudge the number.

And do you blame them? When there are so many self appointed judges ready to throw them into hell for having the temerity to sleep with more than one man, do you blame them for lying?

I’ve always wondered why it’s easy for a man to get away with an astronomical number of shags but a woman can’t.

Anything over 20, and you’re labelled a scarlet woman for life.

Did your eyes pop open at 20? What about 30? Too high a number? Bleh…what does it matter? As long as the present lay isn’t the right one, what are you doing to do? You’re going to keep racking up the numbers till you get it right, right?

A guy is quick to call a lady a slut once he knows she’s been with one, two or three other people and because the only insult more offensive than being called a murderer to a woman is to be called a slut.

Hence, the reason for the adjusted numbers. Everyone and their mother knows a normal girl has a body count of 10 or less. Everyone and their uncle knows a good girl has a body count of 5 or less. Everyone and their priest knows a wife material has a body count of 2 or less.

So, always have these calculations at the back of your mind when you’re gisting your current boyfriend about your different exes named Henry, Ladi, Shola, Emeka, Peter, Korede etc.

My friend Anne told her boyfriend her body count was 25. The next thing we knew the dude was telling her he wasn’t comfortable being with a woman that had had so many sexual partners. Rubbish. She said 25 not 250. 2 dozen and 1.What’s plenty in that? Meanwhile this was a guy that had slept with almost every living thing that had crossed his path and some non living things too. If I were to hazard a guess, I’d peg his body count at 950. And I’m trying to be conservative about the man-LovePeddler.

Anyway, learn from Anne. If you like let your mouth be running like tap water, it’s like you don’t want to marry.

If you don’t borrow brain and you do like Anne did ehn, you would have sentenced yourself to a lifetime of being an everlasting bridesmaid and catching wedding bouquets.

Better lie and adjust sharply if you are ever asked your body count.

These Nigerian men don’t need honest women. Don’t be testing yourself. Shave those numbers off.

If you can’t be a virgin, at least let your body count be in single digits.

I haven’t determined if MouthAction without actual coitus can be factored into your body count, I’d find out and let you guys know.

Just remember that while you’re racking up that body count and getting those numbers up, the way you wouldn’t bury a body without a shovel is the same way you shouldn’t bury ’em bodies without a condom.

I’ve said my own. Nobody sent you message o.

“But I don’t want to lie to my baby. We’ve said we’ll always be truthful to each other”

Is that so? Ok. Go ahead and tell him you’ve shagged 54 men then and see how long you’ll be ‘babying’ each other.

Don’t say you weren’t warned o.

But let’s be serious for a minute, your body count doesn’t matter. It really doesn’t matter. Quality will always trump quantity. This ain’t China, pls. Don’t let any man make you feel terrible, his body count is probably higher than yours. He’s just a better liar and his double standards stink. What matters is the NOW. The present. If it’s right, it’s right. What matters is the person that is the last number. That’s the right one. I think. I don’t know. I’m still calculating mine.

Eureka! I’ve finished counting.

My body count is 4.

Obviously I’m not a wife material but at least I’m still a good girl.

You don’t believe me?

Why not? Is it your body count?

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Culled from http://www.sabinews.com/…/sista-how-many-men-have-you-slep…/

Dygeasy:
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lalasticlala:
lol. thanks

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]Some people are calling _lalasticlala to lock a thread on romance section.
Doesn't romance section have moderators anymore?
Why not call them?

Abeg free _lalasticlala joor. The guy has other more important things to do.
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