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Crime / Re: Desmond Nunugwo Dies In EFCC Custody by Mrpelumi1: 8:36pm On Jun 10, 2016
the man day sleep... let's wait 3 days first.

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Events / Re: Lola Ariztos Celebrates Her 30th Birthday On The Streets Of New Orleans by Mrpelumi1: 3:54pm On May 31, 2016

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Terrorist Captured With Money by Mrpelumi1: 8:51am On May 14, 2016
The way they tie this guy sef! Mehn, this guys have PHD in tieing


Health / Re: Kidney Transplant In Nigeria: My Story by Mrpelumi1: 11:35am On Apr 15, 2016
you should av sold for 30 million naira

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Loses It's Title As Largest Oil Producer In Africa by Mrpelumi1: 9:26am On Apr 15, 2016
A 73 years old man walking in a snow without Cardigan just to rescue the battered economic status of Nigeria and some senseless people said he travels too much as if he travels for partying or merry making ......

God bless Nigeria

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Education / Re: Unilag Protest Update: Academic Activities Suspended Indefinitely by Mrpelumi1: 9:24am On Apr 08, 2016
Wow! this is good news for some
Celebrities / Re: Carbon Copy Of Falz The Bahd Guy gets engaged (photos) by Mrpelumi1: 7:24pm On Apr 07, 2016
we call them doppledanger...
Business / Re: Do You Have Payoneer Funds For Sale? Hola Me by Mrpelumi1: 11:07pm On Mar 15, 2016

Pls,drop your number or contact me urgently.

Business / Re: Do You Have Payoneer Funds For Sale? Hola Me by Mrpelumi1: 12:31am On Mar 15, 2016
contact via signature will buy all
please it must be a face to face deal at your office to avoid scam!
Business / Re: Do You Have Payoneer Funds For Sale? Hola Me by Mrpelumi1: 8:48pm On Mar 14, 2016
I need 1300$ payoneer fund .
Contact me with your price.

I have $1800 payoneer for sale.... N250/$1
Properties / Re: How Can I Build A 6 Bedroom Duplex With 6.5m Naira by Mrpelumi1: 5:13pm On Mar 12, 2016
Computers / Re: Huawei USB Modem Unlocker - Download Here! by Mrpelumi1: 1:37pm On Mar 10, 2016
Is it possible to unlock etisalat hotspot?
Computers / Re: Huawei USB Modem Unlocker - Download Here! by Mrpelumi1: 2:57pm On Mar 03, 2016

Thanks... only God can reward u for helping me on this! Thanks so much it worked!
Computers / Re: Huawei USB Modem Unlocker - Download Here! by Mrpelumi1: 12:21pm On Mar 03, 2016
You ve lost the privilege

Sir i still have 10 attempts i wanted to write 10 but it was a typo error
Computers / Re: Huawei USB Modem Unlocker - Download Here! by Mrpelumi1: 12:21pm On Mar 03, 2016
Sir i still have 10 attempts i wanted to write 10 but it was a typo error
Computers / Re: Huawei USB Modem Unlocker - Download Here! by Mrpelumi1: 7:30am On Mar 03, 2016
Femi Please help me!
Computers / Re: Huawei USB Modem Unlocker - Download Here! by Mrpelumi1: 11:45am On Mar 01, 2016
Please anytime i put other sims into my etisalat modem it asks me for password with 0 attempts... i didnt put anything.... please help me to unclock it or tell me what to do! Thanks!

IMIE: 861195006468488

S/N: X7SBYA9412301664

Business / Re: Lady Wore Bum-Short To Ecobank In Abeokuta (Photos) by Mrpelumi1: 1:23pm On Feb 18, 2016
if as a guy i cant wear singlet and boxers to the bank... i wonder why this lady should do so


Celebrities / The Greatest Fact U Will Ever Know by Mrpelumi1: 1:40pm On Feb 05, 2016
So who are the real robbers here?

During a robbery, the bank robber shouted to everyone in the bank: “Don’t move. The money belongs to the State. Your life belongs to you.” Everyone in the bank laid down quietly.

This is called “Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking. When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: “Please be civilized! This is a robbery and not a rape!” This is called “Being Professional” Focus only on what you are trained to do! When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school): “Big brother, let’s count how much we got.” The older robber rebutted and said: “You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!” This is called “Experience.” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications! After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him:

“Wait! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank”. This is called “Swim with the tide.” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage!

The supervisor says: “It will be good if there is a robbery every month.” This is called “Killing Boredom.” Personal Happiness is more important than your job. The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted, but they could only count $20 million. The robbers were very angry and complained: “We risked our lives and only took $20 million. The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief!” This is called “Knowledge is worth as much as gold!”

The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery.This is called “Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to take risks! So who are the real robbers here?

Celebrities / Re: The 12 Major Differences Between ‘the Rich’ And ‘the poor’ by Mrpelumi1: 8:05pm On Jan 25, 2016
So which one are you?
Business / How Bet9ja Ruined My Life! by Mrpelumi1: 1:42pm On Jan 25, 2016
I beg you all to read this to the end, it might be of use to you!
I am actually a Young blogger and i started it in 2014 after i left secondary school... i worked for one person or another and i end up getting stories or getting scammed.. i then decided to stay on my own but nothing worked out because i bought several adsense which got disabled... just when i got an adsense account from a genuie source and i made my 2 months earnings $1300+ i got disabled again while waiting for my pin! that was in August 2015

I never loved betting, infact i hated people who do it i never knew i would fall a victim! in september 2015 my schoolmates introduced me to Bet9ja sport betting and the very first day i attempted it, i played with 1k and won N14,000 Little did i know that it was a welcome Notice! I used half of the money to buy a new pair of shoe.... and i took the rest the next day!
within 1 hour everything was taken away from me! I felt bad that day and i went back to my hostel. i kept on playing and loosing all my feeding allowances, food money, borrowed money, & hard earned money. The highest money i have ever won was 28k
Last week my uncle decided to send me 100k from USA through western Union and i decided to go and boost some of the money... i keep playing this thing not because i am addicted, but because i thought i can recover all the money i av loosed! and i see some people turn to instant millionares through bet9ja... Olamide,lilkesh,phyno and crazeclown supports it as been ambassadors to this bet companys!
I took 30k from the 100k my uncle sent to me to the bet shop last week and everything wooped away. i went to withdraw another 30k... it all went within the twinkle of an eye again... i went ahead t
o withdraw the last 40k and i only had 1k left to go back home. it sounds like i am the biggest fool of all time , but till now i cannot explain the spirit that pushed me to do so. I was just regreting and there was nothing more i could do.
Today Tought me the lesson of my Life! on wednesday my mom gave me 15k to keep for her when she travelled to ilorin she told me she was going to come back next week monday... so on thursday again, i was forced to go and play this thing.. i said within myself that i wont play with more than N1000 no matter the case only to find myself loosing the whole money as usual. then unfortunately, my mom called me that she was coming home on friday that i should get the money ready as she needs it to fuel her car and buy stuffs as she was going for a wedding i couldnt tell her anything because she trusted me and that is the only reason she gave me the money to keep! i started sending out messages to all friends on facebook 90% ignored me probably because i had one issue or another with them, i started selling all i had ...pages, groups, i even sold my phone at 3k just to raise money. finally i was able to raise N7000 ... My mom asked for her money this morning and i told her that i kept it in the bank that i was going to withdraw it from the bank... i went to bet9ja again to see if i can raise it to 15k and give her all the money without any stress. Everything went again as usual. That was when i knew that i am addicted and it is more like a curse i can break.

All i need is ADVICE! Should i forget all the money i have lost!

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Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Wizkid And Dammy Krane With Shina Peller After The Fight At Quilox by Mrpelumi1: 7:38pm On Jan 15, 2016
BEGGER: bros abeg help me with something. I never
chop since yesterday. Pls give me money, I dey very
ME: chaai! sorry oooh. . . you get N1,000 naira
change ??
BEGGER: yes oga!
ME: use the change chop naaa....


Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye Pictured In A Hospital. Undergoes Full Body Scan to check his health by Mrpelumi1: 5:54pm On Jan 15, 2016
Rich people and their whaalah!
Abeg go drink Agboo joor!


Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim, Wande Cole And D'banj Take Selfies by Mrpelumi1: 8:48pm On Jan 09, 2016
When light meets with the dark!
Celebrities / Re: Iyanya Slams Fan That Accused Him Of Famzing Illuminati [PICS] by Mrpelumi1: 10:31am On Jan 04, 2016
I am so jobless .... For opening this thread! mtcheeew sad
Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy And Olamide Reconcile, Apologise To Fans by Mrpelumi1: 9:55pm On Jan 03, 2016
This is publicity stunt
Celebrities / Re: Olamide And Don Jazzy Makeup...Take A Pic Together by Mrpelumi1: 9:50pm On Jan 03, 2016
Something keeps telling me this is a publicity stunt

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Celebrities / Re: Picture: Don Jazzy, Olamide Settle Rift, Apologise Over Headies ‘wahala’ by Mrpelumi1: 9:48pm On Jan 03, 2016
Something keeps telling me that this was a kinda publicity stunt!

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