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good for him

Seun I don't have anything else to say

This guy got good taste in shoes

40 more characters ke, I be Shakespeare?

na bunker dem dey carry now...

42 more characters to make nigeria better again

helinues:
Nigeria has been receiving dignitaries from across the globe since President Tinubu became the president which most of their visits are based on business/investment

Mutula,.. even you know say watin you type na rubbish

kettykin:
A whole MTN cannot make upto $100m profit in a quarter, how the mighty have fallen not even upto $1b revenue in a quater.

Could you show us how much you have made so far since the beginning of the year?

I swing into attack mode asap

if you like, no sell that phone 40k na u sabi. Except say you no need money, e better say you just dey use the phone. 90k ke

oaice:
May Allah accept our worship and make us witness many of the blessed month of Ramadan in our lifetime.

I don't think so. Your allah is busy sticking his uncircumcised di*ck up the ar*ses of 7,200 virgins

Dem use moon swear for these people?

I swear, since this Didy case begin, it's been difficult to get baby oil nowadays, people go Just dey look you one kyn eye

Anyone who smokes knows this muhfvka lying. 2 million ke... if to say him talk 200k daily, I for no still believe cos na lie

I saw dollar move from #180 to #1800

Arizona move from full sachet #500 to 1/3 satchet #500. No be juju be that?

My favorite calabar kitchen, per plate move from #300 to #1500

Jennyclay:
I saw 1 derica of beans moved from #250 to #2,200

I saw 1 little cup (smallest tin tomatoe size) of ogbono moved from #180 to #2,000

May God help us

Why are you crying? Ozuor

Jennyclay:
Wonders shall never end

Probably, he learnt it from his father. Like father, like son

The police should please apprehend the father too.

Useless men!!

Ur papa give you opueh when you dey small, nothing anybody wan tell me

Right about time. So many mad people in that place called Lagos

What does it mean to overrule an objection in court?

mysticwarrior:
He get kidney problem and he still dey light kpoli for festac.

Baba I tire oh. The comment I've been looking for

Person dey drink Hennessy from morning till night, how e no go get kidney problem. I dey pity dem Wizkid and davido, especially wizkid. You can never see a picture of that guy without a glass of wine or a blunt. Later when they start having one form of organ failure or another, you see netizens praying for them like the ones you see praying for 2face right now.

I'm not wishing bad on anyone, but with the lifestyle these so called celebrities live, these health issues are inevitable

religion of piss

Kobicove:
Why would someone be crying because a social media platform was shut down?

Some of these Americans are always so dramatic

This mentality that lots of y'all have is the reason why we are so backwards as a race. Don't you know that there are jobs people do that requires them to be online most of the time. If you doubt it, then I believe you've never heard these terms Social media marketer, Social media manager in your life before. Now imagine that you do any of these jobs, you wouldn't open your stinking mouth to spit maggots.

I remember one time Nairaland was down, when it was eventually up again we could see the relief in many Nigerians who are on these platform, despite how toxic it could be here on Nairaland.

Bar1941:
Yen yen yen yen yen


No be boob and ass many of unna dey showcase for the so called TikTok!

I begi…

Fvcking hypocrite. How do you know it's booobs and arse, if you've not been watching the same videos and probably jerking-off to it. Ozuor

iamoyindamola:
I hope these guys are not using jail terms to continue staying in Uk
Because after release they will be able to continue living there

Not really. He'll be deported afterwards

Super33999:
Hope the lady isn't blackmailing him. It's hard to believe some news atimes

So you didn't read where it's stated that the act was recorded?

strangest:
See fine boy... What exactly do you intend to gain by rape....



Very sad

Sometimes I wonder if they do not know the consequence of their action. Imagine being on a sex offenders list for life. That's a lifetime dent to your name. Nothing you do can ever erase that

So many damaged men in society nowadays. SMH

Una wan kill our HAPPINESS

Enugu, I miss that town. I had a fantastic 4 years of my stay there. Its a very nice and serene place

Carndidlaydid:
Na your dad dey patronize me bah

I no go vex if him Don knack u... afterall he's a man with a pair of balls and blood running through his veins. It's a free world darling