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place guys tried to root ma phone and all I. get is (can't even remember ) I need ur help but I already rooted my phone before. tank you

Cowboy43: Why crying foul? When airtel bb is working fine on android

wow i think i love dat, so hw can i subscribe and wats der setting.

mtn pls if we, Android users have offended you pls forgive us, i jst did mine on monday and nw is no more wokin, today is friday abeg una.

tank God at least we dat are still hoping for admission nw have the oppurtunity to be admitted, yeeeeee.

tanx bro. in my earlier post I did mention andriod phone, so how do I subscribe the normal data bundle i.e how much and code(numba) to send afta rechargin, hope I will still download unlimited.tanx. pls help with d code guys.

mehn i love dis lady, see figure 8 abeg,,,,yerer
is toolz on d sitting jor oh wat does inyanya even mean self?

i think there is a problem here should i say i love my n3 and say pantom a1 is the best! or should it be said otherwise?.......

Vwandyboy: ask em bro cheap poor china fone!!!!! For poor pple.... My BBQ10 wud by all ur tecno Times X3

rich ones dnt brag ma guy i day tell you, you be poor human being.

eziokwu.......,.




well to me i dont see any difference bt the both at all

am also an aspirant to nigerian defence academy, for it not to be said or SEEN dat am commiting an ofence by posting a military topic in nairaland am just not goin to post anything thing that is offenceable, is all about choice you know.

I dnt really knw y the rich are nonentities oo, he paid kim $500,000 to do wot for him naw, is he trying to brag instead he should hv done a promo with the money so dat peoplre lyk we here will participate nd we wpuld h won te money, is dat not so?

Akpors wanted to use his ATM card but
the
machine kept on rejecting the card.
A frustrated
Akpors called his bank help line.
Akpors : (angrily) So what's wrong
with my ATM card.
Call girl : Sir, I have checked your
account,
everything is alright here and You
should be able to use your card, are
you sure your card is not
damaged or broken?
Akpors : Are you insane? What are You
insinuating? No one takes good care
of their ATM
card like I do.
Call girl : Okay Sir, are you also sure
the surface isn't wet or stained with
dirt?
Akpors : You dey mad? ATM card wey I
dey pet like egg. As a matter of fact, I
even laminated it last week when I
laminated my Identity card.
Call girl : Did you just said LAMINATE?
Akpors : Of course Yes!!!

JOKE
Akpos who was a houseboy
usually sneaks into his Oga's
room, drinks his wine and adds
water to top it up. One day his
Oga bought a new wine called
pasties, it was a french wine that
changes colour if water is added
onto it. Akpos unaware of this,
sneaks into his Oga's room, drank
the new wine and added water
on it. Immediately it started
changing colour.
Akpos: I am in trouble, big
trouble.
He ran to the kitchen.
Meanwhile, oga and madam were
sitted in the parlour, while Akpos
was in the kitchen.
...
OGA: Akpos
Akpos: Oga
OGA: who drank my pasties?.
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank my
pasties?.
No answer. Oga walked to the
kitchen and saw Akpos there.
OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why
when i call, you say "Oga" but
when i ask you a question you
don't answer me.
Akpos: Oga when you are in the
kitchen you don't understand
anything, except your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the
parlour, stand beside madam and
ask me a questionwhile i stand
here.
Akpos went and did what oga
said.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the maid's
bedroom when madam is not at
home?.
No answer.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear
me, i say who dey sneak enter the
house girl room when madam no
dey house.
No answer. Oga runs out of the
kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never end.
Akpos, it is true o, when one is in
the kitchen, one doesnot hear
anything, except one's name.
MADAM: That's not true. It's a lie.
Akpos: Madam, do you want to be
tested?.
MADAM: Yes
Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen
She enters.
Akpos: Madam
MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior's biological
Father?. Me or Oga
Madam rushed out of the kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to be
fumigated o, i can't understand
anything at all.

Nice 1 there

Akpors went to a bar to relax his nerves this
sunny afternoon. While at the bar Akpors
shouted and said to
the barman; "Give me a bottle of small stout
and give
everybody here 2 bottles of big stout let
them enjoy because when I drink stout,
everybody drinks stout." The barman obeyed
people in the bar started hailing Akpors while
sipping on their free drinks. Akpors ordered
again: Barman! Give me a
bottle of small stout and give everybody here
2 bottles of big stout let them enjoy because
when i
drink stout, everybody drinks stout. At this
juncture everybody cheered and hailed
Akpors louder. After some minutes again
Akpors said:
barman give me a plate of fish pepper soup
and give everybody here 2 plates of fish
peppersoup each, let them eat while i eat. The
barman obeyed. They were so happy and
heaped praises on Akpors while they ate and
drank. About an hour later, they were
shocked to
the marrow when Akpors beckoned on the
Barman and said to him; "Bring me my bill
and also give everybody here their bill too
because when I pay my bill, everybody will
pay their bills too!.

1. ABIA STATE As many might have guessed (yelz...lol),
Abia is an acronym derived from the
name of the four main groups of people
in the state as at the time it was formed
in 1991. These were the: Aba, Bende,
Isuikwuato and Afikpo. Former Governor, Orji Uzor Kalu (hin too dey
talk joor) is from Bende while Lambert
Ndukwe, one of the richest men in
Nigeria in the 50s (he imported
stockfish from Northern European
nations like Norway and exported cotton back) was from Isuikwato.
Afikpo now belongs to Ebonyi State
and as for Aba, we all know berra...lol!
Okay, let's roll

is that it? Hmmm nice shoes, bt ......