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G_gangNationRecordz ft RealDeal presents
Best Cypher the east have ever produced
Banging hard on this Beat produced by
Bigmoney and mastered by Kelvin_U
titled Booties & Bottles
Ft G_gangNation Lyricprince and GFC /
RealDeal ent Fred_perry and Richie
this is the real thirst of Rap..U can’t
afford to miss this
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Ajiswaggs: Igbo boys be like..
My name is
Ugochukwu
Samuel Benedict. But you
can call me USB.
Yoruba boys be like.. My
name is
Olufemi Mahmud Olayinka,
but you can call me OMO
Hausa boys be like.. My
name is Bello
Bashir Chiroma, but you
can
call me BBC.
Igbo girls be like.. My
name is Adoga Inalegwu
Timothy, but
you can call me AIT.
Yoruba girls be like.. My
name is Bunmi
Bola Mimiko, but you can
call me BBM.
Hausa girls be like.. My
name is Saratu Ismail
Musa, but
you can call me SIM
Idoma boys be like.. My
name is
Ajiroba
Taiwo Mumin, but you
can call me ATM
Abeg help me add yours

and u be like my name is..miracle uzoma micheal uche (mumu)

If you were 2be locked up in a room from Today till Tomorrow and given one of the things below,what would you choose 2 be locked with?
1. Mobile phone
2. laptop
3. Motho Wagago (Gf/Bf)
4. TV
5.Radio
6. iPod
7. food
8. Liquor
9. Cigarettes
10.Bible
Other(specify)

You are in a Party with your friends, and you have no airtime, you then want to call your wife and tell her you will be late home… you borrow your friend’s phone to call her, when you dial her number, it shows “Love” she answers the call and says, “Hi love, you can come home now,come fast the Idiot is not here” Be honest what would u do? If you're the man?

very soon!!!, Your family will say 2 u: we are proud of u..........
Your frndz will say: I'm happy 4 u........... Your mate will say: I wish i were u......... Your enemiez wil say: U av a mighty GOD............ ... By d tym ur glory wil explode, sudden death will not take u away........... ..... U wil excel 4rm 1 region 2 anoda.......... ....... Ur generation ll be filled wit wealth & riches. Lemme hear Your "AMEN" if you believe Ignore if you don't have life

CHURCH REVIVAL IN PROGRESS Pastor: There is a man here Akpors: ( shouts from the crowd) it is me Pastor: i repeat there is a man here. Akpors: (shouts from the crowd) it is me and my family Pastor: i say there is a man here. Akpors: ( shouts from the crowd) it is me oooo Pastor: They have been sucking your blood for the past ten years Akpors: Eh? God forbid! It is not me ooooo

Akpors - after his first time of leaving the village to the city went searching for a job and finally, he came to a big company to make inquires in respect of the advertisement which was being placed outside. Akpors being so eager didn’t read the advertisement properly. He just dashed into the company and began to ask for the MD. Little did he know that a job of such magnitude requires someone who has been to different parts of the world. On getting there, the MD decided to have a little interview with him. MD: Hello young man, what can I do for you? AKPORS: Good morning sir, I am Akpors Apororo and I came concerning the advertisement placed outside your company. MD: I see. I hope you know that this job requires someone who’s been to various parts of the world? AKPORS (of course desperate): Yes sir, I know that. MD: Good. So tell me, have you been to Germany? AKPORS: Yes sir, I lived there for 7 years. MD: Wow... that’s good. How about the UK, have you been there before? AKPORS: Yes Sir, I also lived there for 5 years. MD: Interesting, how about the United States? AKPORS: I’ve been there also Sir, and I lived there for 6 years. MD: Hmmm. Then you must know much about geography. AKPORS: Yes sir I’ve also been to geography before, and I lived there for 6 years

Story of the day:

A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call asap, changed his clothes & went directly to the surgery block. He found the boy’s father pacing in the hall waiting for the doctor. On seeing him, the dad yelled: “Why did you take all this time to come? Don’t you know that my son’s life is in danger? Don’t you have any sense of responsibility? ” The doctor smiled & said: “I am sorry, I wasn’t in the hospital & I came as fast as I could after receiving the call…… And now, I wish you’d calm down so that I can do my work” “Calm down?! What if your son was in this room right now, would you calm down? If your own son dies now what will you do??” said the father angrily The doctor smiled again & replied: “I will say what Job said in the Holy Book “From dust we came & to dust we return, blessed be the name of God”. Doctors cannot prolong lives. Go & intercede for your son, we will do our best by God’s grace” “Giving advises when we’re not concerned is so easy” Murmured the father. The surgery took some hours after which the doctor went out happy, “Thank goodness!, your son is saved!” And without waiting for the father’s reply he carried on his way running. “If you have any questions, ask the nurse!!” “Why is he so arrogant? He couldn’t wait some minutes so that I ask about my son’s state” Commented the father when seeing the nurse minutes after the doctor left. The nurse answered, tears coming down her face: “His son died yesterday in a road accident, he was at the burial when we called him for your son’s surgery. And now that he saved your son’s life, he left running to finish his son’s burial.” MORAL : "Never judge anyone….. because you never know how their life is & what they’re going through.

kpors Commedy Akpors goes into a chemist, reaches into his pocket and takes out a small bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some liquid onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist's assistant. "Could you taste this please?" says Akpors Chemist Assistant takes the teaspoon, put it in his mouth swills the liquid and swallow it.. "Does it taste sweet?" says Akpors "No, not at all" says Chemist Assistant. "Good" says Akpors....."the doctor told me to come here and get my urine tested for sugar" The Chemist Assistant fainted! ===============
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THREE THREE

There are 3 things in life dat can destroy a person: * Anger * Hatred * Pride There are 3 things in life dat U shud neva miss: * Faith * Love * Hope There are 3 things in life dat are most valuable: * Humility * Sincerity * Friendship There are 3 things in life dat makes a person: * Respect * Commitment * Value I ask God for these 3 things in your life: * To bless U * To guide U * To always protect U.. There is one thing datz difficult for people 2 comment: * Amen

Which one would u manage to live without?

(A) 3 months without sex
(B) 3 months without your phone?
(C) 3 months without alcohol
(D)3 months without money
(E) 3 months without eating your favorite food

QUESTION OF THE DAY

Do we have a leader like Mandela in Nigeria?

wen we go see u

simple question that most of u will fail ...... if u think u can get it.....try lets see