Mr.T Anonymous:
No,it is his legs...

have u taken your drugs today sir?

Mr.T Anonymous:

i no tell you say brush your teeth everyday?

Linda john: ;Dbin wetin be ur own na, person no dey play wit u?

please dont mind my husband ok; i apologise on its behalf thank you

larride:

is that your teeth?

Hadeyemy: They probably forgot to take there pants along

smh

again, do unborn babies(foetus) have soul and spirits?

do they cry because they are predestined to suffer in the world? is there a medical(scientific) theory that explains this phenomen? is there a religious perspective to this phenomenon?

help now

but i hardly spend on bin?

my lof how na?

Ben had known Angelina for just a month .
But there was already enough chemistry. Ben booked a date with Angelina at the popular hotel Francaca to have their first ever one on one lengthy chat on 24th December. Ben stayed alone in his single room apartment which had no furniture but a TV set and a mat. He wasn’t working formally though he had a degree, he survived on occasional manual labour with friends in town. Angelina on the other hand appeared classy, with a car and all that, so Ben was always grateful to have come across a beautiful lady with an apparent affluent background. They actually met at the roadside when Ben helped fix a tyre on Angelina’s car, and they built on from there.

It was exactly 10am and Ben had arrived via an okada at the hotel premises. He immediately had a call on his phone, “hi, I am right behind you!” and it was Angelina. They paid for a room (Room 44) and soon they were seated on the couch in the room. Ben looked nervous apparently as a result of inferiority complex. “so, what are your plans for tomorrow? You know it’s Christmas” Angelina asked in her usual charming voice looking straight into the eyes of the uneasy looking Ben. “well, i…i…i….i will spend it at home and …….” Ben replied with a wobbling voice. Suddenly, Ben felt a movement in his lower abdomen. Yes he wanted to pass air. But could he do it before his dream girl?, hell no. “can you excuse me, I will be back” he requested and left room 44. He got into the corridor and let out one big fat loud fart. The smell got to every corner of the hotel suddenly because of its timing, acceleration and magnitude. Everybody at the hotel briefly had to cover their nostrils to avoid the unusual stench from penetrating their nasal cavity. He was back to room 44 and Angelina was not happy, “you kept long?” she inquired. Ben answered that he met a friend and had to exchange pleasantries with him. After brief moments of panic and nervousness, Ben had quite warmed himself into the conversation. “ I want to ..erm…..” he stammered. “want to what?, I have asked you to be free to tell me everything” Angelina cut in. “Erm, …..i wanted to…no, I mean…erm, I want to tell you that, I am,..er…I love you” Ben stammered again. Angelina burst out laughing the moment she heard that. She laughed out loud for about fifteen minutes. This really scared Ben, as he sensed she was going to reject his proposal. To Ben’s utter shock, Angelina gave a yes answer and Ben was overjoyed. The only sad thing was Angelina saying she was not interested in having sex before marriage, this really upset Ben.

Later, Angelina asked Ben to escort her to the reception to speak to the receptionist, but Ben didn’t like the idea. The problem was, Ben had an erectionnn and since he wore no panties or boxers, Angelina would notice his errectionn the moment he got up. “Please darling, get up and escort me, if you really love me” Angelina begged but Ben kept procrastinating “please give me some time, I will go, eh, I will go”. “Give you time to do what?” Angelina cried but Ben replied “sorry, darling you see I am currently experiencing a headache, okay?”. After some time, Ben’s errecction had alleviated a bit so he accompanied Angelina to the reception. As they were loitering about the hotel, a man by name Oga zack had been monitoring the lovebirds. Oga zack tried hard recalling where he knew Ben, and he finally did. Oga zack rushed to his car and drove off, looking pissed. At this time, Angelina in her bikini and Ben in his trousers were at the poolside. Angelina was having a great time at the pool while Ben watched in excitement since he couldn’t swim. “come on darling, come and join me darling and let swim” Angelina kept screaming from the pool, but Ben wouldn’t have any of that. In fact Ben had vowed never to swim since his mate back in school got drowned in a gutter a few years back. Suddenly, Ben got pressed. Yes, he had to attend to nature’s call but he was shy to tell Angelina so he told her he was going to room 44 to drink water. The moment Ben climbed the first stair, he couldn’t hold it any longer, since it was the watery type, so once fortunately he had a polythene bag in his pocket, he spread it on the bare floor and began dropping. As he was dropping his second morsel, he felt someone hold him by the collar of his shirt. He had been busted. It was the chief security officer of Hotel Francaca. “Please sir, I can explain” Ben pleaded, but Thomas the dreaded chief security officer wouldn’t have none of Ben’s pleas but dragged him straight to the manager’s office. Ben still had the polythene containing his poo in his hand all the way to the manager’s office. “sir, I caught this customer shittting right on floor one!” Thomas explained to the manager mr Sesebu. Mr Sesebu looked very mean and was a man of few words. He shook his head and left Thomas and Ben alone in the office.

Meanwhile, Angelina was back from the pool to room 44 and was looking every where for her darling Ben. She called Ben on the phone and it was Thomas that answered angrily“ sorry, he cant talk now!”. At this point, Angelina had become really apprehensive, so headed for the reception for enquiries. Soon Angelina and another security official of hotel Francaca were knocking at the door of the manager. “Who the hell is breaking my door?” Mr Sesebu barked angrily. “It’s me sah, Edwin, security sah!” Edwin the security officer replied. Mr sesebu allowed them in, and to Angelina’s shock, Ben was seated on the floor of the manager’s office, eating shitt from a black polythene bag with Thomas beside him. “Ben, why?..you are eating human excreta?” Angelina cried. It was there and then, Mr sesebu explained to Angelina that Ben was caught easing himself on the floor and he was given the options of either eating his shittz and be freed or being handed to the police of which Ben opted for the eating since “ the proof of the pudding is in the eating” the ever frowned Mr sesebu added angrily. Ben was in tears and Angelina was crying. “come on finish it, else we will take you to TV for everyone to see you”, Thomas kept commanding and Ben still trembling ate his own shittt like jelof. Ben kept begging Angelina to forgive him since it was the work of the devil and after some of the security officials of Francaca hotel intervened, Angelina forgave Ben and kissed him. Their first love date had been marred by the shittzing incidence, so they decided to go home, so Ben could wash down and thoroughly brush his mouth as he still smelled shitty. Just as they stepped outside the hotel, Ben was handcuffed by two police officers followed by Oga Zack. Apparently Oga Zack brought the police officers to arrest Ben. “but what has he done eh?” Angelina asked. “please keep mute, everything will be explained to you when you get to the station” One police officer ordered .

Ben was taken to Oga zack’s car and they left to the police station followed by Angelina driving her escalade. Soon, they were at the station, and the chief inspector asked everyone to sit down and what a clip that was about to shown. Ben didn’t understand what was happening, so he kept biting his shoulder to check if it wasn’t a dread and Angelina was equally at a loss. Soon the clip started rolling on the Tv. Ben and four other men were weeding the compound of a big house. They were chatting and weeding all at the same time. The five men including Ben took a break to eat. It was rice and stew which they ate well. Later, Ben was seen bring out a yellow polythene bag and leave for the bushes. He emerged from the bush and threw the yellow polythene bag to the next walled compound. Little did Ben know, that this walled compound belonged to Oga Zack who worked with the national security so had planted secret security cameras all over that vicinity. The yellow polythene bag was found to contain human faeces later by Oga zack himself. Angelina left the station immediately. Ben was kept in police custody and released the next day which was Christmas. He called Angelina a million times and she was not answering.
Do you think Angelina could still love Ben?
What would you do if you were Ben or Angelina?
Merry Christmas to you all, yours love mrs bin gbagbo

he still dey top oooo....

vybz kartel: ONE LOVE AFRICA

hehhehe

since yesterday wey bin locked me in bed, he never come oo
as i type, he still dey pump, abeg how i fit call police??

i need help Asap!

By Ameenu Shardow, follow on Twitter @alooameenu

John Boye says he is determined to show his pedigree as a defender by marking out Cristiano Ronaldo when Ghana take on Portugal at the World Cup.

The Black Stars will face the talented Portuguese side in their final group game of next year’s tournament to be staged in Brazil.

Ghana will however face USA and Germany before taking on the perennial underachievers who are armed with the immense ability of Ronaldo – widely regarded as the current best player in the world.

But Boye, who is working his way up from injury believes he is ready to stand toe-to-toe with the marauding former Manchester United star when their respective teams face each other next summer.

“We are prepared as defenders and I am sure we will handle him (Cristiano Ronaldo),” the Stade Rennes stopper told Kumasi-based Nhyira FM.

“We know that he is a big player so for me, if I am marking him, I will also do my best for people to also know that I am a good defender.

“We will know how to mark him and be with him so that he doesn’t run around with the ball.

“As defenders, we have to talk to ourselves and concentrate on the game so I am sure all will be fine.”

Boye has been the most consistent performer in Ghana’s defence since bursting onto the scene at the 2012 Africa Cup of Nations.

He however missed the qualifying playoffs against Egypt due to injury.

blink182: laughing uncontrollably...tell him to at least rinse his mouth. I brush once a day too and don't have night halitosis. Brushing at night makes me very hungry like I skipped dinner.

dont tell me you are also killing your wife with "nunu scent"

Dubemkelly: D guy must hv an oozing mouth n bad breath...Datz why its kul to brush teeth after breakfast n dinner,here in 9ja atleast once its ok buh twice a day is d best

gbam

hotwax:

Did they force you into marriage.

Or is it a case of Yerima and the 6 years old girl.

No wonder, you just need to grow up

mtcheew

Ariyke: Really maybe he doesn't like the toothpaste change it

we use the same toothpaste na..

castielo:
You have no respect for the man you married.. judging from your post and your signature. The first thing u gotta do is MATURE

ex-cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me

mine was smelly

Theben: ^
Don't mind the dude. They went to the AFCON with those players with the intention of ditching the so called big stars if they succeed at the tournament. The coach had to recall them back when his supposed first team failed to live up to expectation.

BTW, Essien, Ayew and Muntari have been going to the AFCON without success. What makes petrodolla think the result would have been different had these players gone to AFCON 2013?

These players are not even committed to Ghana's course. They are only after their personal achievement. And I'm sure they won't give a hoot if they fail to make it out of the group stage in next year's world cup.

How many of these so called Ghanaian big stars are bigger than Drogba and Yaya Toure who are willing to kill to win the AFCON trophy?

Ghanaians should stop consoling themselves for not winning a trophy for 31 years by down playing the importance of AFCON. It is utterly ludicrous.

Ghana is better than naija

ammyluv2002: hehehehehehe @OP, you're very funny

why are you insulting me? i need solutions to my probrem, why are you insulting me more

my husband is giving me some problems.
every evening, when i wanna kiss him, his mouth is skelebuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, i have to cover my nose.
i have tried my best but he is still not brush his teeth.
please what is the best approach to this dilemna? thank you