Synzu:
MrsChima you still dey NL

Damn....you aren't dead! This nigga got 9 lives!

naijaboiy:

Hello! And will I say I've actually missed you?

Long time. How have you been?

Awwwwww. I missed you too! I have been good.....Chima kept me pregnant and sexed up! Igbo konji gon kill me oo

Jarizod:
which guys

You!!!

naijaboiy:

Na by force to love Nigerian girl?

How do you know he love her A ring isn't a token of love.

IHate9ja1:

so you mean to say a 9ja guy cant genuinely fall in love with a foreigner? Your comment to me is apalling.
To that guy....goodluck,you made a wise choice,am next in line.

It is impossible to fall in love with a ghost behind computer screen. It was her first time seeing in person and he proposed?

Where is her family?

Jarizod:
Yh..They can fvck well

U sef black na

I dey white cracker abi

Explorers:


But what

You know we go meet at Embassy with Oyinbo for green card na Wey his family smile with all 12 teeth Jor!

Green card dey come oo

naijaboiy:
But how can you possibly see one when you're not in China.

Hey boo!

Jarizod:
mumu

Tell me why were u inactive for so long!

we're u operating with an alternate

I thought you guys wanted me inactive

Explorers:
Thats beautiful.....

But?

Jarizod:
TeamBlackgirls

You like black girls!!!!

donbenedict:
what's wrong with dis one?

My nigga!

Jarizod:


ur boo

oh oh oh Mr Chkwuebunincordeh

Epp me greet him

Aren't you my boo ode?

Jarizod:
Not yet

Haven't fvcked any girl since u left

I am sorry boo! My baby daddy came home early!

bujudwele:

including that b!+ch u call your mum

Yes....your mother is a bish for not swallowing you.

Jarizod:
Mrschima

The fvck u run off to

Doubt if u still remember me

Hey baba! You are a baby daddy yet?

bujudwele:

you must be a wild girl..... love dat

Cow girl is not a wild girl act....it is a position that many girls including your mother like to do.

ATM

MrCork:

You are still begging old man

You havent scored a white woman sucker YET?!!!

It has been 10 years abi!!!

Brite02:


is she baaaaaaack

Hey boo! Muuuuuuah

Cutehector:
alryt bro

Enegod:
mehn I lost interest oh

Time to eat boys!!!

iykekelvins:
Ok, I'll bring you his head Mi Lady

(Kisses your feet) Yes mi king!

prettythicksme:
Hey baby,what's up?

Any old NLders active besides us?

loveslife:
One of the sane people on Nairaland welcome back

Bite me oooo

uboma:



You were missed....

Good to have you back.

Awwwww.

Randy91:



who u EPP

Where is your parents

iykekelvins:
Musta Been a Horrible experience. Welcome back.

Who is the mod that did this, lemme gun him down!

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Jaybee

firstking01:
Nope, you are fish

You missed me huh Bae?

I wouldn't. Stupid fool!

firstking01:
Like she's one kinda celebrity like that

I am bish!!!