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Mr bones,

I hope your bones decay as we speak!

I have round hips and round nyansh is that okay? Do you mind an American?

Let me make sure I understand, toasting mean approaching a woman for an offer right?

That romantic? A husband hitting his wife on the nyansh is ROMANTIC?!!!!! Oh my goodness! That is batter! That abuse! Igbo men do not suppose to hit their wives and YOU KNOW IT!

He gon tell me that his nyansh and he can do pretty much whatever he want, and he always grabbing my legs that BATTERY!

What you crying for boo?

Some men are anal retentive, it in their genetic makeup!

Tipia,

You are right the shortage of black men that are marriagable are smaller for black women and I however stuck to my preference which is black men or african men, I do not want any other man but my brothers, if I have to be single then that would have been fine, I will not just accept anything just to say that I am married or have a man, THAT RETARDED TO ME, I rather be happily in love with someone I want versus being married to someone I don't too much care for,

That a problem with alot of marriage people are desperately marrying when they hear the clock ticking and then start crying when they realize it not what they thought it would be,

I was patience and took my time and now I am happily married to a BLACK AFRICAN MAN, women need to learn that GOOD THINGS comes to though who wait and if you are waiting on the RIGHT REASONS then you will not be without, GOD SAID HE WILL GIVE YOU THE DESIRES OF YOUR HEART, but you must have faith that HE WILL GIVE IT TO YOU, that for those who SPIRITUALLY GROUNDED,

The unspiritually grounded, TOUGH!

Can I call you, I mean I can be single for a few hours but I am with man though?

Jaybee,

The Ramen Top noodles are better because it has that richness in the noodles, However, you can throw the seasoning package away and just add salt and pepper to the mix instead of using the seasoning packages which will still give the noddles the same taste, I would however add some chicken or beef flavoring to give it that smoky taste,

Dsense,

That why his name is Mr Bones, that hungry badda!

Mr cock,

Go prepare these nuts!

Jaybee,

You could have use the seasoning from the packages and add butter to it with a spritz of olive oil to give it that thickness, then add onions, garlic, and diced tomato with the sauce let it simmer on low fire until creamish then pour it over the noodles, instead of baking it in casserole bowl,

I like this method better it have better and rich flavor, I sometomes add basil with the dish to give it that cuisine gourmet taste!

Mr Bones,

I said Ramen Top noodles not that Nigerian instant noddles, THAT CRAP WAS NASSY!

TRY RAMEN TOP NOODLES AND MAKE THE DISH AND TELL ME WHAT YA THINK!

mr cock,

Go suck on a poisonous willy!

For your Jaybee!

Southern Noodles with Meat

1 lb of cooked meat of your choice but I suggest pork sausage or beef sausage in USA we calls them hot dogs,

8 pack of Ramen Top Noodles or Instant noodles in Nigeria

1 whole onion diced

1 clove of garlic crushed

1 whole tomato diced

Seasoning from the Ramen Top noddles packages

A dash of crushed peppers (black)


You must first boil the water before you add the noodles
Once the water is boiling add the noodles and stir fast for 2 minutes
Let the noodles cook and stir every 60 seconds because you do not want the noddles to clump together
for about three minutes take the noddles out of the water and add everything above
Put your noddles in a casserole bowl and put in oven for three more minutes

VIOLA, YOU HAVE MY FAMOUS RECIPE!

Now I am burping

He hit me on in a place he should have never hit me and that on my nyansh,

I thought Igbo men aren't suppose to hit their wives?

You like pulling my legs dont you boo?


Jaybee,

It aint AMALA AND EBA! Did you see my recipe, try that and tell me what you think!

Farting,

Mr Bones,

Did you not see me wrote one of my famous recipe on this thread? A person who can't cook wouldn't even know how to compile a recipe!!!!!

I am very good at what I do boo!

Jaybee,

Cooking amala and eba is not GOOD COOKING,

There are million ways to make a noodle dish, IT ABOUT CREATIVITY AND HAVING THE GUMPTION TO DO SO, cooking is not complicated people!

Mr Bones,

You wouldn't marry me if I didn't know how to cook regardless if I am the woman for you, YOU WOULDN'T GIVE IT A THOUGHT IF I COULDN'T COOK? That why many of yall still single!

I disagree,

If a man is spiritually bounded the way through a man heart is through the Blood of the Father and divine connections,

If a woman was not able to cook and screw, and he stays with her, THAT PURE LOVE,

You welcome suga

My husband did not find me at a church,

So I don't know what you talking about, cos women don't run from churches to churches looking for a husband, MANY OF YOU CROOKED BADDAS IN CHURCH ARE WORSE THAN MEN NOT IN CHURCH!

Cooking isn't that complicated as many stated previously. A simple dish can go a long way when a person is hungry. I will share one of my famous recipe seeing that I am a southern bred and fed married woman who sat in my granny's kitchen from age 7 or 8 and can out cook my own granny,

Southern Noodles with Meat

1 lb of cooked meat of your choice but I suggest pork sausage or beef sausage in USA we calls them hot dogs,

8 pack of Ramen Top Noodles or Instant noodles in Nigeria

1 whole onion diced

1 clove of garlic crushed

1 whole tomato diced

Seasoning from the Ramen Top noddles packages

A dash of crushed peppers (black)


You must first boil the water before you add the noodles
Once the water is boiling add the noodles and stir fast for 2 minutes
Let the noodles cook and stir every 60 seconds because you do not want the noddles to clump together
for about three minutes take the noddles out of the water and add everything above
Put your noddles in a casserole bowl and put in oven for three more minutes

VIOLA, YOU HAVE MY FAMOUS RECIPE!

As a woman,

She aint that into you, so move on and find another victim,