₦airaland Forum

Policewoman: Why won't they choose those with boobz and bottoms? Do you want them to choose masculine looking women before?

fortunejum: Vanity upon vanity

denony: can u bring for tasting?

denony: Mrs. mango. is your mango sweet?

jntyjnty007: Because they prefer succulent melons.

sunny t: And y is it dat ALL gals clamor for talllllllll guys, all gals, even dwarfs o.

Before a gal will settle for anytin less than a tall guy, she might have realised age is flying off.

REALITY101: Sounds like you've got none lol.. How long you been on open market?

ULSHERLAN: Then stop bothering yourself

ULSHERLAN: From this we get to know that d op is not busty and doesn't have big booty. So pls guys start chasing the op

RedBenson: Mrs mango, here u come again. Am sure u lack impressive booty and boobs. Which guy go call u wit those flat features? Abeg com make i work on u make all those features begin dey com out so guys go dey like u. It's for ur own good!

Sanboy25: Lol, women also are choosy...

Mrs..Cork:
yeah,I tried it once,but before we baff finish,him don fuckkk me like 3times,na im make i stoppam.

True2myself24: Yes, but I never let him do me in the tub unless I want a quickie. I make him wait till we're done and all lotioned up. By the time we get to the bedroom he pulls the towel off of me. And by that point there's no more making him wait. Hmm......but those are just memories

IIIIxRoyalxIIII: It's Straight Nasty

That shiit isn't romantic

How about Using the Same Sqaure of Toilet Paper to Wipe Each Other's assses as well, i guess that is cute also

I'm not laying in a pool of another Human Beings Filth

Larrey: Nice and lovely post,the funniest thing Iƨ̣̣̣̇̇̇ that people wnt believe if you tell them that you are still a virgin

Atheist:-D:
Do you even have a choice You have to do it sometime. I have a choice however,

But dont be dissuaded. It is a virtue.

Err... that doesnt sound good . What are you insinuating

Atheist:-D:
I most certainly do not

All that blood, crying and pain