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Family / Woman Asks Husband To Return Her Virginity And Standing Breasts For Divorce by MrsMango(f): 11:15pm On Jun 29, 2021
A Facebook user narrates how her married neighbour asked her husband to return her virginity and standing breasts in exchange for divorce.

I find it quite humorous. cheesy

It's obviously an impossible task for the husband.

What's your take?

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Technology Market / Re: Cheapest Data Plans (1gb @ N250) MTN,9MOBILE,AIRTEL,GLO by MrsMango(f): 6:08am On May 12, 2019
In all honesty this dude is legit. I have bought 5gb plan from him several times. I am sorry I didn't give a feedback all these while. Please patronise him.
@OP keep up with your fast service as usual.
Religion / Re: Facebook On Fire As Man Says Earrings & Wedding Ring Will Make You Go To Hell by MrsMango(f): 10:38am On Mar 19, 2019
Okuda:

not until the children of Israel used Gold to build a golden calf and worship it, it was not a problem until then..
Meaning the gold itself was not the problem. GOD created gold, everything HE created was beautiful. The problem was the misuse of gold, by building a golden calf with it (which is idolatry).
Religion / Re: Facebook On Fire As Man Says Earrings & Wedding Ring Will Make You Go To Hell by MrsMango(f): 10:35am On Mar 19, 2019
greatnaija01:
peteruuu PLS EXPLAIN how A GOD whose abode IS HAVING GOLD as street .....and gates of PEARL.... will now send his own children to HELL because they used gold of lower quality than what he uses up there?

MrsMango let it be KNOWN that all these FANATICS do not read their BIBLES well..... they twist it to their own GRIEVOUS mindless expectations of what they WANT GOD TO BE.

MANY want GOd to still behave like the OLD TESTAMENT TIMES.... not because they LOVE him... but simply because they are angry with others who seem to be enjoying their lives.

Revelation 21:21 New King James Version (NKJV)
21 The twelve gates were twelve pearls: each individual gate was of one pearl. And the street of the city was PURE GOLD, like transparent glass.
I tell you... We have too many religious fanatics these days.
Religion / Re: Facebook On Fire As Man Says Earrings & Wedding Ring Will Make You Go To Hell by MrsMango(f): 10:10am On Mar 19, 2019
peteruuu:
The man was right though..
Are you kidding me??
Religion / Facebook On Fire As Man Says Earrings & Wedding Ring Will Make You Go To Hell by MrsMango(f): 9:58am On Mar 19, 2019
See screenshot attached below. This is indeed extremism!

I don't know if this should be in fashion or religion section. Lalasticlala please decide.

Romance / Re: Lady Blocks Her Barber On Facebook Because Of A Compliment With "Dear" by MrsMango(f): 6:30pm On Mar 13, 2019
Jirair:
OP, I agree with you. People shouldn't use the word "dear" anyhow but many Nigerians do. Nothing is sacred anymore. Personally, I don't like being called pet names (dear, honey, sweetie, sweetheart, sugar, etc) if I don't know you or we're not close, irrespective of your biological sex

Intelligent!

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Romance / Re: Lady Blocks Her Barber On Facebook Because Of A Compliment With "Dear" by MrsMango(f): 6:29pm On Mar 13, 2019
sweetrace:
Smart girl. He was being overly familiar and patronizing. Blocking him is the wisest thing to do. If she had tried to talk with him about it, he would have become unnecessarily offended and made it about gender and status.
Intelligent!

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Romance / Re: Lady Blocks Her Barber On Facebook Because Of A Compliment With "Dear" by MrsMango(f): 6:26pm On Mar 13, 2019
frankdre:
cheap hoe acting strict, when u r a cheap street hustler. Using the word dear meanings nothing. Bitch
Your mummy hoe and b!tch grin

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Romance / Re: Lady Blocks Her Barber On Facebook Because Of A Compliment With "Dear" by MrsMango(f): 6:24pm On Mar 13, 2019
irumole1975:


This thing you just put here is an insult to the constituted authority and your plan to divide Nigeria will not materialize. Right now as we speaks the gods are angry and it'll take exactly 2days 7hrs 32mins 54seconds for them to look at your side again. We're currently mobilizing the thunderstorm that you deserved and that'll strike you without missing target, and You'll get it before midnight. Feel free to contact if you don't get before midnight today
Regards
Always use your brain appropriately.

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Romance / Re: Lady Blocks Her Barber On Facebook Because Of A Compliment With "Dear" by MrsMango(f): 6:22pm On Mar 13, 2019
Timisamd:

Mrs mango your thinking is as low as a unicellular organism... Am sure a protozoa won't think like this....

You're thinking don't show any sign of vertebrates..
Stinking rat! angry

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Romance / Re: Lady Blocks Her Barber On Facebook Because Of A Compliment With "Dear" by MrsMango(f): 6:22pm On Mar 13, 2019
Viktorkrum321:

b*tch get the fk out
b*tch get the fk out
Address me the way you will address your mum. wink

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Romance / Lady Blocks Her Barber On Facebook Because Of A Compliment With "Dear" by MrsMango(f): 11:07am On Mar 13, 2019
I think she did the right thing. You don't use the word "dear" anyhow.

What do you think?

Please let's have more views. Thanks.

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Car Talk / Re: What Are The Pros And Cons Of Hyundai Accent? by MrsMango(f): 10:24am On Jan 11, 2019
Automatic transmission.
Car Talk / What Are The Pros And Cons Of Hyundai Accent? by MrsMango(f): 10:23am On Jan 11, 2019
Please What are the pros and cons of Hyundai accent?
Is it easy to maintain? Are the parts readily available? Which year model is advisable to buy? Thanks.
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Beware Of This Site (www.clubkonnect.com) by MrsMango(f): 1:22pm On Jun 16, 2018
I'm surprised that you guys are still here complaining about clubkonnect. I stopped using them long ago and switched to www.octavo.com.ng

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Phone/Internet Market / Re: Beware Of This Site (www.clubkonnect.com) by MrsMango(f): 12:00pm On Apr 09, 2018
I just stumbled on www.octavo.com.ng on Tech market section of nairaland. And I can tell you that their service is the fastest I've used. No need to fund any wallet. No need to even register.

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Technology Market / Re: MAKE ORDER, WE SHIP 4 YOU, BUY FROM USA/CHINA ebay,amazon,$4/Ibs MAYORALL by MrsMango(f): 3:20pm On Apr 23, 2017
niyiguy:
Same thing I experience with him.

The notice was too short, and they worked half a day when I asked if Saturday is possible, his response was what offices open on Saturday.

My question is what office close "12pm" as the mentioned.

#TalentOverAttitude - All i want is to just get my stuff, am so used to Nigerians with their atttitude when they feel you need them.

Life is easy

I had a terrible experience with this same mayorall guy. He has completely changed. No manners! Rude! Unapologetic! Proud! He was not like that before. Just imagine him ignoring chidika since.

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Crime / Re: Fake Town Planner Arrested In Lagos by MrsMango(f): 9:29pm On May 09, 2016
Heheh
Romance / Re: Two Separate Rooms For Husband And Wife Under The Same Roof: Proper? by MrsMango(f): 9:25pm On May 09, 2016
jrerico1:
I see nothing wrong in married couples having separate rooms, because of luggage stuff. But I advice they sleep together in same room, its so important that it increase their bond and they share thoughts all night. My mum only moves to her room when there's misunderstanding with my dad, and my dad plead for her return.
Hmmmmm
Romance / Re: Can You Bathe With Your Lover? by MrsMango(f): 9:19pm On May 09, 2016
Freshboi:
OP...you have a problem
Go and sleep Mr
Romance / Re: Two Separate Rooms For Husband And Wife Under The Same Roof: Proper? by MrsMango(f): 8:26pm On Jan 10, 2015
Hmmmmmmm, I'm seriously learning!
Technology Market / Re: EXPOSED Secret: The Bigger Boys New Method Of Importation. Part 2. A Must See!!! by MrsMango(f): 10:15am On Dec 10, 2014
belloahmad:
i love seeing people fooling themselves. everything they do not know does not exist. some people will tell you they have been in Importation for 5years but the question is how recent did you upgrade your importation knowledge? new inventions are surfacing daily we just have to start polishing the strategies our grand parents used or we get outdated.
Stop saying that pls, in as much as there are positive comments, we all know your major business on Nairaland is selling of e-books! Please admit it. Period!
NOTE: No matter how you rebrand, you can not sell importation ebook forever. It's just for a while. The whole selling of importation ebooks online will soon fade off, it's just a matter of time. In fact, it's fading off already. That's why you keep rebranding.

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Technology Market / Re: EXPOSED Secret: The Bigger Boys New Method Of Importation. Part 2. A Must See!!! by MrsMango(f): 10:10am On Dec 10, 2014
penquin:
are speaking for him embarassed or you let him speak let him convince me
OK.
Romance / Re: Two Separate Rooms For Husband And Wife Under The Same Roof: Proper? by MrsMango(f): 12:47am On Dec 10, 2014
Seun, Ishilove, Mynd_44, Obinoscopy, Enterpro, Mukina2 what's your take on the matter?
Technology Market / Re: EXPOSED Secret: The Bigger Boys New Method Of Importation. Part 2. A Must See!!! by MrsMango(f): 12:40am On Dec 10, 2014
penquin:
how sure are you cause i don't know my instinct is telling this guy is not true.... that mind is just telling me but @belloahmad if u can convince me with concrete prove i'm in too
Please don't get me wrong. He's for real cos I've read a lot of positive comments on his thread. Thanks.

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Business / Re: Bulk Cheap Phone Accessories In Lagos by MrsMango(f): 10:14pm On Dec 09, 2014
EnterPRO:


pls call



for more information.

thanks.
PS: that's not my number and new members can't post on this section so you have to call.
Thanks for your input.

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Business / Re: Bulk Cheap Phone Accessories In Lagos by MrsMango(f): 10:13pm On Dec 09, 2014
dav8id:


thats the best suggestion for...when starting business you need sacrifices and thank Gods yours is just time sacrifice...
OK, thanks.
Technology Market / Re: EXPOSED Secret: The Bigger Boys New Method Of Importation. Part 2. A Must See!!! by MrsMango(f): 10:11pm On Dec 09, 2014
The real people doing importation here are Ymodulus, mayorall, shinaf etc. This fellow is just busy selling ebooks on nairaland. He keeps rebranding his thread always and making cool cash on ebooks. I've been seeing your threads. Keep it up, the sky is your starting point! Good luck with your hustle. smiley

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Business / Re: Bulk Cheap Phone Accessories In Lagos by MrsMango(f): 12:19pm On Dec 09, 2014
mrsage:
Visit computer village in Ikeja. Some guys bring in goods and store and sell in wholesale. You may ask any retail seller. Ask questions. Do your homework. Most guys may not reveal the source to you but you will discover if you spemd time within the market

I am very sure of this.
Thanks for your comment.
That's exactly the problem, spending time within the market is almost not possible for someone that doesn't reside in Lagos.
Business To Business / Re: Palm Oil by MrsMango(f): 8:53am On Dec 09, 2014
owunne2ucheks:
I can supply you ten druns in a week.contact me any time you want it.
What's your location?

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