Guys, keep the guesses coming. You still haven't got it right!

9-11:

You no go bribe me now ehn? I go talk o

Talk jo! infact I want to know if you are right or wrong. So talk am!!! I'm waiting,

All of them are quite good except Michelin89. I think Michelin89 = Poo

9-11:

hmm Mrs Osewa, do you know how easy it is to actually guess your NL maiden name before you changed it to Mrs Osewa?

Say it if you know it. No biggies!

otokx:

In the last 24 hours yours truly have come across normal looking beautiful Nigerians who do not know how to express themselves in English and they are above 20. What is going on?

This poster should be banned from NAIRALAND for 6 months and not readmitted until he shows evidence of change.

Hahaha! Otokx, that's harsh!

Mklazon:

Ol boy
I called the silly fellow and see the mail he sent to my box below with pictures.
''now you can view there pics and see how pretty they are,

the first person

Name:, Mrs abimbola tolulope

contact, later

occupation, petrochemical engineering

state, port-harcout/ lagos

Turn on, club

Turn off, disappointment''
Blah Blah Blah and then
you are ready i will give one of them phone number contact address and where to meet them
but before that pay me my commission first, which #4000 for each if you want one of them
and i can give you two of them at rate of 7000 if you like them call me on 07052155577 when you are ready.
and you will balance me up after you first payment.


PAY A SUM OF 4000Naira into:
FIRSTBANK account
name: OYELAMI AHMED ADEWALE,
acc no: 5743010010371
He attached lots of pics but the one below stands out.

*Thinking* I wonder if i would have gone for them if it had been real
* I laugh in chinese*
Mugu wan catch nigezie

LOL!!! Just 4K and he even gave you discount of 7K for two? Eeyah, the guy is just hungry.

snowdrops:

Actually the amount is 1 billion naira.

9 billion is earmarked to be embezelled.

Exactly. Merely reading through the list, you can tell that there is no way those things listed there would gulp such huge amounts. The rest will go to Presido and his sycophants' pockets.

Which Governor/Philantropist donated Computers with free internet access to Mental Hospitals recently?

LOL. Oyinbo ko easy! I think someone is finding it difficult to express himself.

"I will never leave you."

Na wa for some men o!

No big deal in kneeling down for my partner. I do that everyday. Ask him.

love-vendor alert!!!

None. I'm happy with my dear husband Seun. No one can surpass him.