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Guys no go fool urself on ur first date with girl wen u see for instagram or facebook oohh... The picture below go show una how e dey be na.......hehehehehehe #lalasticlala

Ladies, What would you do in this situation?

Bad Belle is allowed!!!!!

Eden Hazard believes
Chelsea’s confidence will
see them clinch the
Premier League title
ahead of their rivals this
season.
The Blues currently sit seven points clear of
second-placed Arsenal, having played a game
less than the Gunners.
With eight matches still to play, Hazard
concedes that he and his team-mates are
remaining focused on the job in hand, but
believes that they can win their first league
title since the 2009-10 season.
"We are confident as a team - we are first in
the Premier League and we are just taking it
game after game,” he is quoted as saying by
the Daily Express.
"We played beautiful football in our last match
against Stoke, and we deserved to score three
or four, but the most important thing was the
victory.
"We just want to bring the trophy back to
Stamford Bridge."
Chelsea face QPR at Loftus Road on Sunday.

With Arsenal, Man United and West Ham to Follow

The Super Eagles are currently the 45th ranked
team in the world as revealed in the April FIFA
ranking released on Thursday.
The team slid four places from being 41st to
45th following their lacklustre performance in
the period in review.
Nigeria lost 1-0 at home to Uganda and drew
1-1 with South Africa in Nelspruit, confirming
their declining prowess in the continent.
Nigeria were not the only team to suffer the
slide as Africa’s top four teams – Algeria, Ivory
Coast, Ghana and Tunisia – also dropped from
their former positions.
Algeria dropped down from 18th to 21st, Ivory
Coast also dropped down three places from
20the to 23rd, Ghana lost two places to 26th
and Tunisia went down five places to 30th.
Belgium moved up one place to third,
achieving their highest-ever position following
two wins in UEFA EURO 2016 qualifying, and
now trail only Germany and Argentina.
Brazil (5th, up 1) and the Netherlands (6th,
down 1) have traded places. The Brazilians
defeated France (11th, down 3) 3-1, while the
Netherlands had to settle for a draw against
Turkey (52nd, up 4) in their EURO qualifier.
Switzerland (9th, up 3) and Spain (10th, up 1)
have re-entered the top ten at the expense of
France and Italy (13th, down 3) respectively.
According to FIFA, a total of 135 Grade A
international games were taken into account
for the latest edition of the global ladder,
taking the total number of games evaluated so
far this year to 217.
Of the new matches, 25 were qualifiers for
EURO 2016, 26 were 2018 World Cup qualifiers
(CONCACAF, AFC) and 84 were friendlies.

olaxco2f:
Whosays Nigerians are intelligent and inspiring.
INEC Results
APC – 15,424,921
1+5+4+2+4+9+2+1=28
PDP – 12,853,162
1+2+8+5+3+1+6+2=28
Date of Election = March 28
Coincidence? NO ! Hand of God? YES
Bestin theworld calculation
I am a Nigerian.... Anointedto be Great
Lord you deserve the highest PRAISE for thePEACE we pray and you granted us our petition.

For your mind ooh

Which of these science students is more handsome?
L-R

Joxy___________ left
Ojis____________ middle
Tegation________ right



Comment ooh

[b][/b][color=#000099][/color]Hehehehe.....jokes of April eh... Sha the best Truth you can get...

1. Goodluck Jonathan won The elections By 260millions votes
2. Nairaland hacked by Unconspicious, Unprecidented Hackers....oga seun na play we day ooh ....hehehehehe
3.Rat poisons are now used as spices for cooking vegetable soup #best soup
4. The Seat Of the president is vacant... Pls apply
5. GMB certificate proven
6.Patience still 9ja first lady despite husbands loss
7. Election result was April fool

#Lalasticlala........oboi add more sacred lies

IF President Goodluck Jonathan was afraid of
the outcome of the just concluded presidential
election, he never showed it. Before the
election was held, he had started giving
conditions on the type of people he wanted to
dominate the forthcoming Eighth National
Assembly
“I would want you to elect members of the
Peoples Democratic Party to the National
Assembly so that I can work with people who
are not rancorous” – President Goodluck
Jonathan told party supporters at one of his
numerous presidential rallies.
But like the biblical Moses, Jonathan has failed
to lead his party, the Peoples Democratic Party,
to his dreamland. His reign has brought to an
abrupt end the 16-year uninterrupted reign of
the party, whose former National Chairman,
Vincent Ogbulafor, had boasted would remain
in power for at least 60 years. A senior
employee of the party told our correspondent
in Abuja on Tuesday that the former party
chairman could have probably meant 16 years
in his projection.
Though the President didn’t start out to fall by
the wayside, some states actually plotted his
downfall. Principal among them were the five
out of the six states of the South-West.
Traditionally, the President, being a southerner
was expected to have wormed his way into the
hearts of the people of the South-West. This
was because when he was being haunted by the
then presidential candidate of the defunct
Congress for Progressives Change, who was his
major challenger in 2011, Maj. Gen.
Muhammadu Buhari (retd.), Jonathan came to
seek the backing of the zone. All of the states
in the zone obliged him except Osun, where he
lost. But in other states like Lagos, Ogun, Oyo,
Ekiti and Ondo, he won.
However, in 2015, it was a different scenario as
only the people of Ekiti State seemed to still
remain friendly with the President. With a little
margin, he got 176,466 votes as against
120,331 votes of Buhari, the presidential
candidate of the All Progressives Congress.
Even in Ondo State, where the President’s party
is in charge, the people revolted. In unison, the
majority of the people abandoned him for
Buhari by giving him 251,368 votes as against
299,889 they collectively gave the former Head
of State.
Taking a leaf from the South-West example,
some states in the North-Central, which were
traditional supporters of the President, also
deserted him. Those states include Benue, Kogi
and Kwara. A former Governor of Kwara State,
Senator Bukola Saraki, was among the
members of the PDP, who were hounded out
of the party. Saraki threw his hat into the ring
and joined forces with the opposition to give a
killer blow to his former party and its
presidential candidate.
Though the President was able to make a
showing in other states from the zone, voters
from the North-West were not considerate of
Jonathan in their voting. The only zone with
seven states witnessed all of them chorusing in
harmony and actively participated through
their votes in the revolution that sacked
Jonathan from Aso Rock. These states are
Sokoto, Katsina, Zamfara, Kebbi, Sokoto, Jigawa
and Kaduna.
It was also not a rousing outing for the outgoing
President in the North-East, where his
government has been battling Boko Haram
insurgency. Five out of the six zones voted for
change and rejected continuity which the
President campaigners said he represented.
Voters from those states that would prefer
President Jonathan to relocate to his Otuoke,
Bayelsa State home, instead of spending
another four years in office, were those of
Yobe, Bauchi, Adamawa, Borno and Gombe.
The governors of the zone, who are members
of his party and who he regularly referred to as
his field commanders, were outrun by the
voters with their Permanent Voter Cards, which
they willingly used as their weapons. These
governors are Isa Yuguda (Bauchi), James
Ngilari (Adamawa) and Ibrahim Damkwambo
(Gombe). Nevertheless, the President made a
remarkable showing in Taraba State. But that
was not enough to guarantee his second term
ambition. These are the part of history-making
states that made President Jonathan the first
Nigerian president to lose his re-election bid. A
return to Otuoke, therefore, beckons.
The President would however not return alone.
He is expected to be accompanied by members
of his immediate family led by his wife,
Patience, whose stay in Aso Rock has added a
wide vocabulary to Nigeria’s political lexicon.
Her many gaffes were said to have drawn more
flaks for the President. If this was true,
Patience was not bothered. While the President
asked his supporters to moderate their
speeches and stop hate campaigns, his wife was
uncontrollable.
Throwing caution into the winds on many
occasions during the PDP women presidential
rallies, Patience once described Buhari as
“brain dead” and asked Nigerians to reject the
retired soldier. Referring to his age, she said it
was wrong for such a 72-year-old man to be
dragging the office of the President with her
husband.
It was obvious that her counsel was not
convincing enough to the voters, who in their
millions voted for Buhari and rather asked
Patience and her husband to vacate the opulent
building they moved into since 2007.

Make sure you don't get lynched by angry soldiers or pdp members

Make sure you don't get lynched by angry soldiers or pdp members

***READERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED***
***ANY READER WHO READS AND ACTS IS AT IT
RISK***©
FIRST OF ALL, BELOW ARE BEST THINGS TO DO
ON APRIL FOOLS DAY
1) GO TO ANY MILITARY BARRACK AND SHOUT
BOKO HARAM
2) RUN FROM YOUR HOUSE IN THE MORNING
TO THIRD MAINLAND BRIDGE AND LIE DOWN
ON THE ROAD___TRUST ME NTIN HAPPEN
hahahahahhahahahahha
3) GO TO ASO VILLA AND SHOUT GOODLUCK IS
OUR PRESIDENT ELECT
4) CALL BUHARI AND TELL HIM ASO VILLA IS IN
HOSTAGE...THAT NO PRESIDENT ELECT WILL
RULE IN 2015
5) ACTING AS A PASTOR TELL YOUR FRIEND TO
SMASH HIS BB PASSPORT ON THE FLOOR THAT
NTIN HAPPENS...
FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS....DON'T FORGET TO
CATCH AND SPREAD THE FUN
#I REP

***READERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED***
***ANY READER WHO READS AND ACTS IS AT IT RISK***©

FIRST OF ALL, BELOW ARE BEST THINGS TO DO ON APRIL FOOLS DAY

1) GO TO ANY MILITARY BARRACK AND SHOUT BOKO HARAM

2) RUN FROM YOUR HOUSE IN THE MORNING TO THIRD MAINLAND BRIDGE AND LIE DOWN ON THE ROAD___TRUST ME NTIN HAPPEN hahahahahhahahahahha

3) GO TO ASO VILLA AND SHOUT GOODLUCK IS OUR PRESIDENT ELECT

4) CALL BUHARI AND TELL HIM ASO VILLA IS IN HOSTAGE...THAT NO PRESIDENT ELECT WILL RULE IN 2015

5) ACTING AS A PASTOR TELL YOUR FRIEND TO SMASH HIS BB PASSPORT ON THE FLOOR THAT NTIN HAPPENS...

FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS....DON'T FORGET TO CATCH AND SPREAD THE FUN
#I REP

salvatore007:
26) Tell evrybody Buhari didnt win

27) Grab any random girl on the road and start shouting on her, then walk away

28) When you re in holdup or go slow, suddenly open ur car door and run away frm d car as fast as u can and c what happens

29) Enter a bus, drop ur bag and run away

30) Enter a provision store, order for provisions worth 8000naira, allow the cashier to package it den scream APRIL FOOL ontop of ur voice and c what happens

WARNING; I AM NOT LIABLE FOR ANY DAMAGE, INJURIES OR DEATH BY LYNCHIN SUSTAINED WHILE PERFORMING THE ABOVE PRANKS


Hurray i just hit a thousand likes....

Oboi u want make dem kill my pikin father?

What would you do?
#godwin hehehehehehhehehehe

[i][/i]Additional 10 years would be better #godwin
[b]Additional 10 years would be better #godwin
[/b]Additional 10 years would be better #godwin

Additional 10 years would be better #godwin

I don comment ooh #godwin