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this woman is a bitch back to back

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Daninya11:
Lolxxx

this is when lie lie Mohammed says Nigeria has the most educated graduates in Africa

GLO CAF AWARDS BE LIKE

DIDIER DROGBA: WILFRED BONY LETS BE HONEST, WE ALL KNOW THAT THIS AWARD BELONGS TO YAYA TOURE, BECAUSE YAYA IS OUR AFRICAN PLAYER OF THE YEAR.
BLEEP THAT SHIT. BABA IYA YAN. IVORY COAST TAKE OVER. EVERY FUCKING GAME AND GOAL WAS A HIT, BACK TO BACK, FROM CHAMPIONS LEAGUE TO EPL AND TO AFCON. NONSENSE. MA DA FUN IYA ANY AWARD

MOMENTS LATER...........



PIERRE EMERICK AUBAUMEYANG: EH, EGBON EH DROGBA IF YOU WANT THE AWARD AND PRESTIGE COME AND COLLECT IT.


MODS ABEG PASTE AM GO FRONT PAGE MAKE NAIJA LAFF SMALL.


cc: LALASTICLALA DO THE NEEDFUL

This is one of the most funniest post during the olamide and don jazzy feud pasted on Nairaland

End Time Dressing End Time Politician End Time Nigeria

boy: adaobi I heard ur uncle is d next abobaku

DaBullIT:
Fresh weed leaf can do the unthinkable to a person

what do u mean

if buhari can say this. y shud u pple blame oga jona for saying stealing is not corruption. honest pple are hated while evildoers prevail. such a world.

Cc: mods push am go front page nii!

MosakuAW:
Nonsense write up.

Show me the body and i will beleive. USA did not show us the body of Osama Bin laden, but evidence shows he is dead. What of Shekau evidence?

4.2 trillion naira on security and nothing to show for it because most of the money was diverted to personal use.

I would rather give credit to Shekau for being elusive than giving credit to yeye Jonathan.

thunder punish u deer idiot.... why does ur daura president want to take over petroleum ministry for 18 months? so e go suck Nigeria dry like e broda Abacha.
the best Democratic presido Nigeria ever had is gej.




DauraCow deceiving gullible Nigerians since may29 1960

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drss:
Two bottles of stout for you. imagine them giving Buhari credit for turning around the refineries even after he confessed that he has no hand in it. Once children of anger always children of anger. Dishing out misinformation and half truths since may 29th.

Two more for you jare.. I dey wonder whether some pple weh dey claim nigerian no even come from chad or bénín republic. So daft. They are always plain and straight to d lies.

MISINFORMATION MISLEADING SOME NIGERIANS SINCE 1999

ionsman:
A matured guy can't put up this jargon you call a post.
Don't you have respect for your elders?

Shut up there, he is saying the truth.
I don't know why most Nigerians hate hearing truthful facts all because of their greedy and selffished interest. Pls let the sleeping dog lie and give more credits to the previous administration, if u gave them more time they would have made it possible...sha u voted for change...u won't see d real intent of d presido until u vote him for second term...Excuse Me

Easiest way to become naija billionaire na too date Dangote, Adenuga, Alakija and Otedola Daughters thesame time..



#warrisharpguy


Cc: Introvert Get Down From Mah Space

Yehman:
Go behind me INTRO...

You be sharp guy

1. Mark Zuckerberg – Facebook – 30 years old

Mark Zuckerberg is a Harvard dropout who started the business and built up the behemoth we know today. And he hasn’t stopped there. He keeps growing, purchasing new businesses and investing more money, and in total, he’s worth around $33.4 billion, making him the 16th richest person in the world. Most of that made before he was even 30 years old.

2. Elizabeth Holmes – Blood Testing – 31 years old
While many parents would be furious if their daughter dropped out of Stanford, Elizabeth Holmes actually owes her fortune doing just that. With the money she saved up for college, she invested in a business she founded, Theranos, which is a blood testing lab that is far more cost effective than many of the commercial labs that are currently out there. And it appears to be a good investment, as her company is estimated to be worth $9 billion – of which Holmes owns a 50% stake in. Holmes is not only one of the youngest billionaires in the world, she’s also the youngest female self-made billionaire.

3. Bobby Murphy – Snapchat – 26 years old
Bobby Murphy is the son of two state employees, and was a senior at Stanford University when he got together with a buddy and created SnapChat. Murphy was studying mathematics and computation science when he, Evan Spiegel and Reggie Brown, all members of Kappa Sigma fraternity, got together and created an app they originally called Picaboo. That app flopped. Later on, Murphy and Spiegel would rebrand the app into what is now known as SnapChat, and because of that, he’s now worth $1.5 billion – at just 26 years old.

4. Evan Spiegel – SnapChat – 24 years old
It’s hard to imagine graduating college and going straight into a CEO role, but Evan Spiegel almost makes it look easy. Partnered with number two on our list, Spiegel and Murphy hit it big with their photo messaging app, Snapchat. Spiegel was studying product design at Stanford University when he met Murphy at the Kappa Sigma fraternity house. As mentioned before, their initial app named Picaboo was a failure, but when they later rebranded it as Snapchat, it took off. In a very big way. Spiegel turned down a $3 billion buyout from Facebook, and other offers came in valuing the company at $19 billion. But Spiegel isn’t interested in selling the company, saying that very few people ever get to own a business like this and that selling it for a short term goal wouldn’t be “very interesting.” Spiegel is valued at over $1.5 billion, making him the youngest billionaire in the world right now. Drop Your Comments

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wish you had one? Having trouble sleeping by
yourself? Then why not buy a cuddly quarter
of a person to snuggle up to at night. A half
torso with arm is available for the girls. For
the boys, a soft lap to fall asleep on.
2. Eye
drop funnels There eye drop funnel glasses
have to be the most pointless invention to
ever come out of Japan. If you can’t aim an
eye dropper directly into your eyes then you
probably don’t deserve to have eyes in the
first place. Perhaps a device that would keep
you from blinking would be more useful.
3.
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real napkin anyway, you might as well spare
your pants the grease marks and get yourself
a pair of classy
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muscles that much-needed daily lift. Just
three minutes per day is all you need; pop in
the mold and then make mouth movements.
Drop Your Comments

I vote sandrahnaub
nairaland decides 2015
cc. Nljega

sammieguze:
Where is he running to now

to otuoke

like seriously?


sha Up Chelsea

this is ridiculous

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lalasticlala:
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Nawa oo. This trekking madness!!!.Because the first person did it and was "hailed", everybody now wants to do same. The trekking fever has caught a woman this time around.

no worry.. maybe robbers for Kaduna never catch dem beat

godson36:
I will tell my father to take note of that state "Delta". That state really need change in their life..

"Call Me GMB son"

Sai Baba.

Sai Son

Ur real real papa (^_^)

CountDracula:
What's ur point? Are u stil bitter cos u didn't make it to science class? Or are u tryin to say science is bad for nigerians?

Never said so... Only an observer... Am a 100 level medical student uniport incase you don't know...
We are encouraging dem to change.....


#postacommentandiwilltellyouwhoyouare#

If you really know who Nigerian science students in the secondary section are then you would not say the facts or statements are unscrupulous.... If u no understand unscrupulous, I mean FALSE....
Let's get down to facts now:

1). Only about 40% of all science students in nigeria know what they are doing and are intelligent in their fields of study.

2) In every 10 science Students, 6 do not have genuine interest for science either they are forced by parents, teachers or mentors or they follow the crowd

3). Only about 35% of science students are Neat, in terms of dressing, lab coat, works and experiment and also assignment.

4). About two fourth of science students cannot state the most famous laws in science e.g ohms,boyle's,charles,avogadro law

5). Truly about 85% of these science students have accidentally drank a base(alkaline) or an acid or might spill on their body #fact heheheheheheehehhe :::am a living example I've drank litres of base with pipette.

6) About two third of all science students have broken a lab equipment e.g beaker, burrette, conical flask, prism..... But luckily I never break one

7) About 60% of science students have bad hand writing #fact

About 87% do not perform practicals until day of waec, or neco

9) About 70% hate the subject "FURTHER MATHEMETICS" including me... I never get 'D' for f\maths... Na e or f I dey always get

10) About 80% haven't visited nairaland before

The Grammar director, Hon. Patrick
Obahiagbon, is a clan and this is a known fact. If
you remember how he was always causing
chaos with his grammar as a member of the
lower house in the last dispensation, well, he
recently sent an Independence message and no
one seems to make anything out of it. Enjoy
"As we celebrate our flag and shambolic
autarky at 52, we must realize that Nigeria
is still more of a geographic contrivance as
has been rightly posited by Chief Obafemi
Awolowo. Not with our centrifugal
excrescences preponderating over our
centripetal proclivities. It’s a matter for
mental pabulum that we are daily drifting
into our ethnic cocoons.
We still remain one country with disparate
ethnic agendas and I can say it for the
umpteenth time again that we must sit
down in a sovereign national colloquy to
discuss the basis for our nationhood.
Anything short of this is just vacuous
scahiamachy.”
I am already confused before I finished reading
it. But I thinks he means that we need to go
back to our roots and live as one nation if we
want to succeed as a country.


#obahiagbon confusing nigerians since 1960

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