₦airaland Forum

OP can lie. If it's not our Mumu local Nigerian dog it's not it at all. All other dogs are fake

Why does Aregbesola looks like a Fulani?

See how he's black like an Iranian Devil. Jungle Justice here I come

This man needs jungle justice beating. And the wife is supporting him? She'll surely be next

Let my father catch you with bear bear in his house? Your body Wii suffer. Your head and Chin must be perfectly Gorimakpa. .

smithsydny:
This guy has cash menh..

You want to be Evans abi? I'll report you

With all this wealth, how many people has he given employment or aided.? I hate such showcase of a lousy lifestyle. Keep your wealth to yourself as long as you don't give aids

The Niger Delta University (NDU), Wilberforce Island, Bayelsa State, Nigeria in collaboration with Uniworld Professional Training Academy (UPTA), USA and endorsed by the renowned International Institute of Certified Forensic Investigation Professionals (IICFIP), USA is offering the “Advance Diploma in Forensic Accounting and Fraud Investigation” programme. The programme is designed to deliver to the students the 21st century requisite knowledge and analytical skills that will enable them manage contemporary problems and challenges related to fraud or white-collar crimes, corruption, non-compliance with statutory provisions and ethical irregularities in corporate organisations and public institutions.
With this collaborative effort, Niger Delta University (NDU) has joined the global community in the promotion of professional efficiency and excellence in forensic investigations aimed at combating white-collar crimes and corporate corruption.
PROGRAMME DURATION: The programme is of nine (9) months duration made up of three (3) Semesters each starting from March to November every year.
LECTURES: Classes will take place on Saturdays from 9.00 am to 5.00 pm in the State-of-the- Arts air-conditioned Lecture Rooms and ICT Laboratories of the Entrepreneurship Development Centre (EDC) of Niger Delta University. The usual classroom teachings and interactive sessions will be supported by webcasts. Our lecturers are mostly scholar practitioners drawn from diverse backgrounds, and specially selected from the University and UPTA, USA.
CERTIFICATION: The programme is a three-fold, which encompass professional certification, professional validation and occupational enhancement certification programme. Students in the programme are expected to complete 30 Credit units of courses to graduate from the programme. On completion of the programme, students will be awarded the following professional qualifications by their respective institutions:
1. Advance Professional Diploma in Forensic Accounting and Fraud Investigation Certificate by Niger Delta University.
2. Certificate of Professional Proficiency by UPTA, USA.
3. Certified Forensic Investigation Professional Certificate by IICFIP, USA.
TARGET AUDIENCE: The following persons are eligible to apply for this programme: People with diverse backgrounds working in corporate bodies and public institutions as well as undergraduate students with any academic or professional certificate(s) obtained from recognised educational institutions and professional bodies.
Method of Application:
Applicants are required to download and fill the Application Form. A non-refundable Application fee of Seven thousand naira (#7,000) only is payable to the following Niger Delta University account:
– Name of Bank: Diamond Bank Plc.
– Name of Account: NDU-DIR OF CONSULT ENTREP RSRSCH AND DEV
– Account Number: 0016405995.
Instruction: Completed Application Form and the Bank Payment Receipt or Teller should be scaned and forwarded to the following email addresses:
[email protected] /* */ or
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TUITION FEES: The Tuition fee for the programme is #100,000 per semester of three months or #300,000 for nine (9) months duration of the programme.

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jiggaz:
Dudu Osun Black soap is actually the best... That's what i use and it makes your skin to be healthy and glowing whether fair or dark complexion.

As for cream, i use Pears Baby Lotion and its superb. I wonder why Nigerians use chemicals on their skin?

Dudu Osun Soap + Pears Baby Lotion = Healthy, Glowing & Baby Fresh Skin .

Which one is baby lotion again? Tell us you want to bleach Mtcheeeeeeeeew.

Benekruku:
More reason I prefer Okro soup over Ogbono soup whenever am watching UEFA champions leagues

Please bros, I usually retrieve sense of people like you from the womb. If you need me, call me.

That's why I use Morning Fresh or Klin detergent because they're not Antibacterial Soaps. . how many likes for a genius like me

That is a way to do rituals. . Only the chief and the native doctor understands. Come to Nigeria, you'll know what we are talking about. Even smoke of Iced fish is used as Ritual.

Publicity stunt. She that shows her own on Live TV nko. Let her stop her Nollywood rubbish first. Bloody Hypocrisy. Kettle calling Pot Black

Probably Alhaji's own is bigger and better. Tested and Trusted.

mascot87:
Will I buy this car before the end of this year? YES

Is it achievable? YES

Will I get the money legitimately? YES

Will I give my testimony here on nairaland? YES

Will people here make jest of me now? YES

Will I prove them wrong by the end of the year? YES

Please watch out.

Mascot says so

Are you seriously dreaming? YES. . .

Nigerians won't hear this one ooh. scooping fuel is their hobby

That's how the ship will capsize and they will say it's the devil can't it be carrying 100?

tayo4ng:
waiting long time ago to get it.

ooh my Chisos. English Rest in Peace

BigBrother9ja:
Talk price now, u go hear 30 million

The naira is dead!
All thanks to Jonadâft

please where were you when angels were sharing common sense?

The motor make sense but na davido hold my billions

gentlekeny:
What will LGA Chairmen and councillors commission if a Governor is commissioning this?

I weak for Yahaya

They will commission wheelbarrows and potholes

So this goat hasn't done anything in his state, but wants to recall an active senator in the National Assembly. Nigeria is a joke. What pains me most is that it's a common Transformer after how many months in power.

it's a fork. all other names are counterfeit

lofty900:
Where's the picture of the driver to proove he survived because I don't see how the driver can survive. Infact only a small child sitting in the driver's seat can survive this. By the way, that's not Port Harcourt, that's trailer park in oyigbo ph/aba express way. The worst road in rivers state. Port Harcourt city doesn't have that kind of road.

Shut up. It happened while I was on my way to school. both man and wife survived. all our hearts skipped

Welcome to Nigeria Where the Bad people are held as Righteous and True. We need Change, Theocratic Change. The problems of Human is Humans themselves. #JusticeForThePoor

There's problems every where. From Boko Haram to Biafra to Niger Delta militants to Cultism to Badoo Gang to Evans to Rivers State to Oil Theft to Human Rights abuse to Racism to Rape to Assassination and murder to Politicians to hypocrisy to corruption to unending crime. This world needs True change and not a Political or human change but a Theocratic Change. This Universe need God. #lol.
Who concurs?

I've been writing the best cover letters since the days of Methuselah. No email received. Bros park well.

Cover letter or no cover letter. No employment in Nigeria. Even School Cert get grade pass cover letter. Ask Dino Melaye and Daddy Buhari

And Nigeria us still in the year 1765. INDEED THERE WAS A COUNTRY

Na people like this OP dey mistake English pass. Professor Okafor