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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Push CV Elite Employee Quest 2015 by mrtidier: 8:03pm On Jun 23, 2015
Abdulleeh:
Super geniuses in the field of social science capable of venturing into the world of technology. These guys are what i call 'ODOMBE'

Not even just Technology, WEB DEVELOPEMENT!!! The wiles of these scammers are stale and archaic due to over use. I advice that they come up with fresh innovative ideas. grin
Education / Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by mrtidier: 8:00pm On Jun 23, 2015
Cnoteuchay:
u re a lagger..... u suppose haul ursef porously for Tarbor chopping on cyberland. By d way who INI u and which IS where u inied..... u don forget say cigar no be trabor u come dey chop anyway here wey lobber agama say u no who.... c'mon deck all around expect u want make ur B see ur V

Nyben. No TC. We are on a CI.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Push CV Elite Employee Quest 2015 by mrtidier: 2:06pm On Jun 23, 2015
Folks!! Can you comprehend what is hilariously goofed about this pic?? grin grin

Education / Re: 5 Signs Your Boyfriend Is A Cultist by Excel Ajah by mrtidier: 2:00pm On Jun 23, 2015
ajahexcel:
If there is an inscription on the faces of people we come across daily telling us who they are, then we will have less chances of making the wrong friends.

But Nature has denied us that capacity of reading people's personality by mere appearance.

This Post is written to mark out the non-obvious signs that your boyfriend is a cultist and you don't know it.

Quick to the Point:

1. He Has A Dominant Colour:

The Red, Yellow, Blue etc colors have been colonized by cultists. If your boyfriend is always in red, black, etc, not just trouser or shirt but dominantly red example Phone pack, wrist watch, Glasses, face-cap, etc.

2. He Doesn't go To Class But Always Move Out Toward Night:

Most Cultist don't go out during the day because of their fear of rival cultist and if they must go out in the day, they always do that in group. They prefer night movement because they perpetrate evil in the dark hours.

If he is fond of leaving the lodge often in the night only to return at odd hours, that is a sign pointing to cultism.

3. His Clique of Friends:

If your boyfriend has this clique of friends that are always together sharing same symbols unknown, colors of evil, mystery words etc, then you might have been with a cultist without knowing it.

4. He doesn't Want People To Know His Apartment:

Cultist are aware that they will always cause trouble that will make them become hunted. In taking precaution, they do not tell people their apartment. The obvious is that if people don't freely visit your boyfriend then, he might be a cultist.

5. Strange Tattoo:

Although one won't conclude that tattoo is a mark of cultism, but many campus guys who wear tattoo belong to one cult or another. Tattoos like spider, snake, scorpion, axe, cross, etc are pointers that the wearer might belong to a cult.

The above five points among many others tell you that your best friend belong to a cult.

Note: You don't draw conclusions based on just one of the above mentioned points, if the person exhibits at least 3 out of these and any other obvious ones then you can make your inferences.

Cultism kills, Many who have gone down six feet and some who are still alive wish they never joined.

Why consider it in the first place?

Written By AJAH EXCEL ANAYO



You are just mostly wrong. I know a hundred and one persons that would beat these myopic 'points'. If a lady swallows them hook, line and sinker, she'd be damned. In my school days, i used to go to one Abraham for tutoring. Clean, polished guy with a super computer brain. Graduated with first class, not only that, but also as the best graduating student in his faculty. He gave the runner up a clean pole. It was after his convocation that he showed everybody he was a top ranking frat man. Mind you, in frat systems, there are members delegated to disguise themselves, assume a neutral stand and stay above the fray for some reasons. There are a plethora of other folks who would beat these your points with ease. Broaden your view. Appearances are deceptive.

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Webmasters / Re: Pls Advice: A Developer Has Refused My Access To The Website Database I Paid For by mrtidier: 1:39pm On Jun 23, 2015
Deep shit. Try to negotiate with him for a one-time payment. The contract agreement would lose you the case in court. Goodluck

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Crime / Re: I Never Imagined My Three Friends Could Gang Rape Me(Pictures) by mrtidier: 12:56pm On Jun 20, 2015
A lot of folks are smart. Some just lose their objectivity, shield their eye line from the truth and resort to calling derogatory names. Ladies always take the topic of rape as a personal one forgetting that men are also victims of it.
There is an undismissable and inexorable relationship between conduct and result where the conduct is understood to be responsible for the result. In law, this is called Causation. However we want to twist and flip it, many unfortunate occurrences could have been simply avoided.

I can vividly call to mind the day my kid sister was going to the university. My mum made her hold her ears and repeat "Don't go to any man's house non-chalantly without strong reason; if you come back here with any stupid compaint, your father will first cut those your legs that refuses to stay put!" My mum was a little harsh, but the truth is not harsh.

Put on your reasoning cap and let it help you evolve into a diplomatic and a pragmatic individual. Prevention should always take precedence.

I submit.

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Crime / Re: I Never Imagined My Three Friends Could Gang Rape Me(Pictures) by mrtidier: 12:16pm On Jun 20, 2015
Nihilist:


That's why I gave you the analogy of the armed robber.

I'm sure you believe no sane person has the right to walk into your house with a gun, and leave with your valuables....

But do you leave your door wide open at night?

Do you not put spikes on your fence and bars on your windows?

It is extremely foolish to put your self in vulnerable position,expecting everyone else to share your moral beliefs.

Nobody has the right to rape you, yes. But dont go to a spurned lover's house alone simply to 'While away time'

QED

The problem is that ladies don't want to believe that they are attimes complicit. Rape is inexcusable, but prevention is better. Some years ago, something happened around where I stay. This lady went to this her 'friend's' house, just finished bathing and was tying a short towel. The guy couldn't hold it any longer, ripped the towel off and raped her. When the case was being settled, she made a comment that aggravated everybody present. "He is just a friend but he has been asking me out." Imagine. C'mon Nigerians. Be objective. 'Lead me not into temptation, I can find It myself'
Crime / Re: I Never Imagined My Three Friends Could Gang Rape Me(Pictures) by mrtidier: 11:17am On Jun 20, 2015
Tapout:



chasing the devil away, yet still inviting him





interesting, ....

I detest ra'pe, but this is just being stupid, she's trying to avoid him and yet she normally goes to his house to while away time, undecided ..who goes to someone's house by 9.30am on a Wednesday to while away time??

please we shouldn't jump into conclusion yet, like some posters have already done...there's more to this story, someone is not just telling the truth.....ra'pe my a'ss angry she probably has been having an affair with the guy in question, just that this time she wasn't expecting a foursome

Mademoiselle, you are complicit to your own rape. You rejected his advances, yet go to his house to 'while away time'? Listen to yourself talk like a kindergarten student. What else did you expect? Love and care? Why not be realistic? What happened to whiling away time in your own home? As bad as rape is, some ladies invite it upon themselves. Could have easily been avoided.
Romance / Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid Sex When They Visit Guys by mrtidier: 11:11am On Jun 20, 2015
ronald4lif:


Lol! Oh really. That's creepy.

In the past I never believed whenever a girl tells she's on her monthly flow until I must have confirmed it. But after one incident which I insisted on confirming and saw the sight and which I didn't find pleasant I'd to start believing. How can someone thrust puna in such state?. Konji is really a bastard.
grin

Konji is really a bastard. grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Push CV Elite Employee Quest 2015 by mrtidier: 10:58am On Jun 20, 2015
Calbarian:


Yeah bruv. I do reckon. However, I was only taking a shot at a logical conceptualisation. I'm probably wrong.

I hope I am though.

LOL. I hope so too grin
Phones / Re: MTN Refutes Contraceptive (condom) Production Claims!! See Photos by mrtidier: 1:47pm On Jun 18, 2015
LOL
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Push CV Elite Employee Quest 2015 by mrtidier: 1:39pm On Jun 18, 2015
Calbarian:
I think pushcv lacks the required manpower to grow its business and therefore, launder its image across board. Pushcv is legit to the point that they're not out to fleece people off of their hard-earned cash.

They need to understand that the job doesn't end in pushing (more like clicking-off) of the cv to potential employers. They have to keep pushing until the kind of success stories that grow business names to successful brands begin to germinate.

I went to the office of a potential employer i'd applied to via pushcv. The vacancy actually existed and hadn't been filled. They confirmed some sort of relationship (details of which I'm not privy to) with pushcv but from what I'd gathered, the buck had stopped at the employer's table.

They have pledged to make the recruitment process simpler, faster and cheaper so when an employer's focus on recruitment gets overtaken by market events, it behoves upon the recruiter (pushcv in this case), to calmly but professionally step in to bridge the gap. Pushcv needs to go that extra mile to conclude these transactions while they can. Such a market in Nigeria won't remain poorly serviced for very long.

Like the saying goes "in business, you never get a second chance to make a first impression".

Sure bro. That is one version of the truth! smiley
Crime / Re: Lady Bites Off Manhood Of Rapist In Lagos (Graphic Pictures) by mrtidier: 9:03pm On Jun 16, 2015
samkay12:
Well..

Girl's first response might be to say "Serves him right" but really what dumb rapist will stick his johnson in his victim's mouth.
That must be a pretty stupid idiotic Rapist

On the other hand there must have been a "rush of blood to her head" and she bit it off as an act of revenge for something he did to her in the past. Then she starts screaming Rape Rape for some sympathy.

If he was a Rapist then.. No comment from me..
If he wasn't.. then.. It's just.. sigh!!

I think I'll stay away from BJs entirely.. Better safe than prick-less

I was just arguing this with a friend. Which rapist would stick his Penis inside the victim's mouth? What stupidity? Or how did it happen? He tried to rape her? She overpowered him, lay him down and bit off his Penis? What enchantment did she make? There is the devil in the details! As capricious and impulsive ladies are, while giving a BJ, they might remember one grudge against you, and on impulse, bite it off. If a lady can be halfway into sex and ask you just stop immediately because of an anamnesis of a sour experience, then there is no telling her limits. The lady in question should be fully interrogated. The truth will surface. And to the guys, Stay away from BJ's, for there is nothing of more risk than handing over all your savings; a billion pounds to a creature whose life is guided by whims. One snap. One wrong cocktail of Oestrogen and Adrenaline and you'd wish you took vows of celibacy instead. Consider yourselves warned.
Literature / The Tyrian Shekel 1 by mrtidier: 6:19pm On Jun 11, 2015
[size=14pt]THE TYRIAN SHEKEL 1[/size]

By Timothy MrTidy

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The bus took a major turn, causing all and sundry to sway in one direction. She returned from the sway only to observe a bearded old man, staring motionlessly at her. She tried to fathom a smile, but he turned away almost instantly, as though her smile preceded a deadly infectious disease. She made a face in response and noticed that two buttons were loosened on her shirt, revealing a conspicuous amount of cleavage. “Perv”, she cursed under her breath as she buttoned up. She wasn’t about to permit any Jupiter to taint her day. Earlier this week, she had a spat with her new neighbors about their Labrador Retriever. The insane animal had a queer penchant of howling the whole community awake by exactly 2am or thereabout. She obviously struck a rare nerve when she asked them to ‘shut the animal up’, which of course sparked an unnecessary war of words. The little war did not prevent the animal from causing her less sleep by the day.

Alice was a loner, with a proclivity for rare objects. She nursed a craving to own a museum in the future and thus she was in the process of assembling her own little army of ancient artifacts. When she was void of work, she was either surfing online for affordable artifacts or visiting museums and basking in the fantasy the fantasy therein. Earlier this week, a Tyrian Shekel Earlier this week, a Tyrian Shekel, had been placed for sale by the art collector in the city. He was said to have acquired it from an auction in Brussels. Habit pushed her to look up the previous owner, but there seemed to be no atom of information about him....Continue Reading at http://twixtedminds.tumblr.com/thetyrianshekel1

Don't forget to use the comment box on the blog. We cherish your critique. Thanks smiley

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Push CV Elite Employee Quest 2015 by mrtidier: 6:03pm On Jun 11, 2015
Pinkieblue:



Nah I did not bother taking stage 3 again when pushcv neva give person job

LOL. grin Funny indeed.

Pinkieblue, here. This is from the horror blog I told you about. For your entertainment.

https://www.nairaland.com/2373212/tyrian-shekel-1#34669404
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Push CV Elite Employee Quest 2015 by mrtidier: 10:04pm On Jun 08, 2015
yettyopy:
Lol. Nobody can get a job from push cv. Its a scam. Total waste of time

LOL Yetty, dont lose hope yet!!! grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Push CV Elite Employee Quest 2015 by mrtidier: 7:31pm On Jun 06, 2015
Calbarian:
When you say "1 in 10", one tends to deduce the implication that at least, 1 (one) person has been employed via becoming a pushcv elite employee. I don't know anyone, either by implication or association, that has been so employed. By this, I'm including elite employees that I know that aren't members of this thread. Please, if you know anyone that's been so employed through pushcv, kindly let us know.

LOL, this guy. I was even trying to up their profile. There should be at least 1 out of 10. At least. grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Push CV Elite Employee Quest 2015 by mrtidier: 11:47am On Jun 06, 2015
rekeson:
And that was how d puch cv thread became a chitchat thread.

Also noteworthy to mention, is the fact dat not even a single soul has been able to secure a job via d push cv platform.

I think now it is safe to conclude that push cv is just one of many over hyped recruitment agencies or whatever......

When i concluded that PushCV was overhyped, it was taken with a grain of salt. Now, the reality is dawning on folks.
Yesterday, PushCV put up a post on one of their extension sites.."HOW HAS PUSHCV HELPED YOU?" And ended the note thus; "Comment/Inspire others to stand a chance to win N1,000 airtime credit. I see people narrating (probably inflated) tales about how PushCV has made them a superhuman and all that. I wonder if they were commenting because of the airtime perk associated with it, or maybe it has provided jobs for them all. One lady there explicitly wrote "Just send the airtime to me..." I was bemused. Im not trying to imply that PushCV is responsible for providing jobs for all the unemployed, but after all the hype it associated with itself, i think 1 out of 10 elite employees have gotten a job from PushCV(i stand corrected though). The high standards they set for themselves, they could'nt just keep to it, yet they are crowning more elite employees after not catering for up to 70% of the ones they crowned previously. If 1 out of 10 elite employees have gotten a job from Push CV and the number of 'elite' employees keep growing, do the math. Having noted all these, i must commend PushCV, their innovation is plausible,(i mean the dashboard courses and all that). Its first of its kind really. But the hype? Not worth a dime.

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Literature / Darkened Freelance Literary Minds!!! by mrtidier: 9:53pm On Jun 02, 2015
Are you proficient in the art of narrative writing? Do you also have an incurable passion for the pen? Do you have the set of skills to transform your thoughts from the 'bandwagon' love and happy ending tales to the dark and mystic side? Will you let blood, instead of ink spill out of your pen? Do have an affinity for the horror genre? Or could you deify the Mr Hyde in you and allow him float to the surface? Fair enough! I am assembling an army of darkened writers that will swim against the tide of 'happily ever after'.

For that purpose, i have set up a blog in the form of http://twixtedminds.tumblr.com/
Visit it, voice your opinions and if you wish to be associated with us, contact us at [email]twistedminds99@gmail.com[/email] or send me a PM.

“Darkness is light turned inside out”
— Beelzebub

We await you.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Push CV Elite Employee Quest 2015 by mrtidier: 9:22pm On Jun 02, 2015
Pinkieblue:


When ?

People are graduating every year

Dont worry, when we hit the height of enlightenment, they would come begging.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Push CV Elite Employee Quest 2015 by mrtidier: 9:21pm On Jun 02, 2015
Camsydarling:


Thanks. I was interviewed for the same Union Bank but I didn't get any mail that says that my application was declined. Hope am on the right track

Lets hope so. smiley
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Push CV Elite Employee Quest 2015 by mrtidier: 4:09pm On Jun 01, 2015
Shemmyglo:
Private University

I wonder when University attended became a criteria for employment
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Push CV Elite Employee Quest 2015 by mrtidier: 4:07pm On Jun 01, 2015
Pinkieblue:



Na wa ooo, nothing wey job seekers no go hear and see

All these employers ryt? There would be a time when they start looking for employees. We will create our own reverse pushcv for them grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Push CV Elite Employee Quest 2015 by mrtidier: 3:05pm On Jun 01, 2015
Enigmatique any software developer in the house, check this job out. https://www./job-apply/411907?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Push CV Elite Employee Quest 2015 by mrtidier: 3:03pm On Jun 01, 2015
Rich4god:
Lolz... It'd no longer class of degree or age... BTW. Wch uni wey Una attend... University of Sambisa Forest...?

LOL. I attended Michael Okpara University. Shemmyglo, which uni did u attend? Lmao. These guys are just innovating 'dog ate my homework" kind of excuses. grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Push CV Elite Employee Quest 2015 by mrtidier: 3:01pm On Jun 01, 2015
Camsydarling:


Pls, which of the applications? Is it the one of Union Bank? I can't see the picture you uploaded clearly. Thanks and remain blessed

Yes sir. Its Union bank smiley
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Push CV Elite Employee Quest 2015 by mrtidier: 12:21pm On Jun 01, 2015
LMAO. Its really funny. Some employers can be dumbly hilarious. Check out the reason why my application was declined. grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Push CV Elite Employee Quest 2015 by mrtidier: 11:01am On Jun 01, 2015
Caucasian:
I studied cunnilingual science and pubic-hair administration at Bedford university in tokyo... hahahahaha hahaha ha ha haha ha haha haha

Hahaha hahaha haha ha ha ha ... *still laughing*


LOL. Cunnilingual science? Give me what you smoke grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Push CV Elite Employee Quest 2015 by mrtidier: 10:56am On Jun 01, 2015
Pinkieblue:


Not received

I guess I don't know how to send PMs. I just clicked on your profile and SEND EMAIL..
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Push CV Elite Employee Quest 2015 by mrtidier: 5:52pm On May 30, 2015
Pinkieblue:


Send me a PM

Done!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Push CV Elite Employee Quest 2015 by mrtidier: 10:49pm On May 29, 2015
Pinkieblue:


Pray

LOL. bluepink, The stakes have been upped. I found something new.

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