₦airaland Forum

The truth of the matter is that there is nothing like express in obtaining Int. Passport in Nigeria for now...No VIP. Whoever says there is, He or She is a scammer. Currently the booklets are being printed in Overseas and it takes nothing less than 2months to make it available. But once you have taken data capture and you got your courier receipt with you then you have to wait at least a moth more to check Passport office yourself for the available list. Forget about that guy... Thats what they normally do. But the problem now is you are not in Nigeria try to email me let me see how i can assist. Mrtomola@gmail.com

smithsydny:
the thing dey fear me ooo. I swear oo.. Man gat they careful ooo

I dey telll you

smithsydny:
God done catch unah.. Small world we live in..

Lol...this Nairaland sef..

mauryn87:
hmmmm.. so this is your hideout huh.. saw your post on my colleague 's thread.. DM on twitter.. it's Ojhay

Chai! Ojhay ! You got me here

smithsydny:
chaley bra... Banku yarsh everywhere ..


U can take a stroll to OSU round about.. U go see forming babes but ehhh y I love them be say them no say u be naija so them feel say over well dey man..

I go one canteen go eat I done forget the name shaa.. Big one for town. Omo see babe's just dey signal oo omo ehhh.. My preeeeek just do eyes ryt..

All dem apus skeleke babes dem too like Naija guys die. I studied in Ghana and i stayed over 6years in Accra. Life in Ghana sweet paaaa

Abi thunder wey no get respect wan fire dem ni !

smithsydny:
u gat the areas outta my mouth already.

For the money I do change to dollars from here then buy in CEDIs over there.. But exchange rate isn't smiling on naira.


Goodluck u will see cutie ladies with massive back and front on Wednesday nyt at labadi beach.. Friday nyt is the kill nyt. Goan kill yourself bra

Chaley ! You sef don chop the life of yah head for Ghana paaaaaaaa! Akuwaba o

Nice one.. its very easy to change the money when you land at Accra Airpot...

For the Hotels...it has been a while i left Ghana so i cant tell about the charges now. And for the place to hang out, try Labadi Beach and for the intercontinental Restaurant to have any Country food of your choice including every type of meal in Nigeria then try LasPamas Intercontinental Restaurant At Accra.

I know a place in Ikorodu but pls when u are coming make sure you rub palm oil or engine oil all over your body then call me when you are at Ikorodu Garage.

President Buhari is coming back to Nigeria with 6packs Body...lol

Whats next ?

kendraloops:
hello. please do you know much about the ponmo business? I'd really love to go for it. thanks. or you could hook me up with the lady you mentioned.

No problem...mrtomola@gmail.com

victorazy:
I tell u because I wonder why her camel toe just dey show anyhow.

Lol...Abi nah

Dis naa Major General's (Oga at the Top) Meat o...

That is just like running your car without Fuel...

phorget:
Bros abeg which kpomo are you exactly talking about?

Lol...una mind dirty o...naa Cow skin me i dey talk about o....

Good job you are doing at Lekki Host, good to see you on Nairaland. We follows each other on Twitter...check for my handle @iam_tommivill and how is Ojhay .

bist:
How much for her ponmo? Her number please.

Chai ! Your mind dirty o...No be that kind Ponmo o. Lol....

[quote author=Effiezynews post=58337338]Shut the hell up...Did you see a trailer load of banana there? Do you know how much gains she makes per trip? You know how many people eat banana daily?
Sit in your air conditioned office and be receiving 100k at the end of the month,Oga.
I just noticed you are also into business..What is the primary aim of wanting to grow your business? To trek from here to South of France,abi? Cishet you!
Banana fall on you!!

...You are making korrekt sense bro b

What is the cost for replacing an iphone 5 screen

An hungry man is an Angry ma...

Pls help wake Humblesmith up from his slumber...Oshinashi !

Follow these steps to know if your gear oil is due for change or top up:
For Automatic:

1. Start the Engine
2. Pull the Handbrake
3. Select the Gear to Drive (make sure the car is parked on leveled Space)
4. Open your bonnet and open the gear oil container and wait for 1 to 2mins
5. Remove the gauge rod and dry clean it then put it back to check the oil level.

Note: if the oil level is at the right place on the gauge but turning dark brown or black then it is for change. And if the colour is still bright or reddish but low on the gauge then you need just to top it up.

These are the tips my German Friend thought me.

How people dey present dis story sef you go fear. Dem talk say she hawks banana, abi she supplies banana for bulk use....with this biz she is a millionaire. Lot of biz which can fetch peeps millions but because we are feeling too tusche and exposed we ignores them. I know of a beautiful young lady who supplies Ponmo as well and she is making millions from it.

I tired for this Country...seeing human dead bodies on the streets here and there...It has been a very long time i saw Dead animals on the road but human dead bodies are what we are seeing on daily basis now. Lord Have Mercy on us.

PussyBlower:
Hey Mugcunt, what would you call that? Marrafucka we gonna wait and see the fûçking baby you gonna father...your fûçking wife to be might fucking end up whelping a fûçking baby with a Rhino like skin..if you can't fûçking appreciate the work of God..why not fûçking swallow your fûçking tongue or better still STFU!!Mofo!!

Why taking it personal, naa you be d father ? I got 2 beautiful kids if u care to know....i guess your life is fu**ked already. Di*khead !

Chai ! Dis naa pikkin or Pinkil ?

Clean used iphone 5c, still working perfectly but it is locked and the screen is broken and calibration still working. The locking is not icloud. The battery is very strong and any other parts are intact. Just for N11,000. Email me @ mrtomola@gmail.com. The location is Ikorodu Lagos.

CR7 is showing some love to Nigerians...

Ambode is Working but not on insecurity and in-discipline then tell me how is that a job...Lagos really missed Fashola tho...(Mr. No Nonsense Gov.)