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RomanceRe: How Do You Deal With Getting Horrny In Public ( Photo) by MrWTF(m): 8:13pm On Aug 18, 2019
Amakavula:
grin grin on top company Visa huh! Chineke, nooo!
babe, my brother left Nigeria on a 14days tourist visa to Canada, it's been 8 years and 4months since we saw him last. My guy is now a visa overstayer in Canada.

The unfortunate part is he missed our fathers burial because he didn't want to come back. If he did, he would be banned from returning back to Canada for some duration.

The fortunate part is he has built two duplexes in Lagos and Abuja. His properties right now is worth 30 million naira.

This is someone that used to fight us for #100 mtn recharge card.
RomanceRe: How Do You Deal With Getting Horrny In Public ( Photo) by MrWTF(m): 8:05pm On Aug 18, 2019
Amakavula:
I will be back in Abuja in 3 months, not running away yhoor. Just temporary training..
My dear, if you know you have something lucrative in Nigeria, then come back. Otherwise, I would advise you to guard up and overstay your visa. Get married to a switz and get their white passport.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Joe Evicted From Big Brother House by MrWTF(m): 8:00pm On Aug 18, 2019
lol. Just within how many days??

Unfortunate guy and Buhari
RomanceRe: How Do You Deal With Getting Horrny In Public ( Photo) by MrWTF(m): 8:00pm On Aug 18, 2019
Amakavula:
I am bored, Switzerland is boring. Nature, nature and study I am tired ooh.cone and take me out.
You are in Switzerland and you are complaining? Oya come back, let Oga Buhari reset your brain.
RomanceRe: How Do You Deal With Getting Horrny In Public ( Photo) by MrWTF(m): 7:56pm On Aug 18, 2019
this girl!!! You have made me buy 6 jars of Vaseline just within 3days.

Stop creating Topics pls.
CelebritiesRe: Tunde Owokoniran Welcomes A New Born Baby by MrWTF(m): 7:51pm On Aug 18, 2019
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked



Alhamdulillah.

I hope that baby took all of Tunde's cute genes...because I'd never understand the attraction to that ugly wife of his.
Nickisindigo:
their wives are not always beautiful

TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Mercy Shows Her Panties, Rocks Ike As Her Fans & Tacha's Fight (Photos) by MrWTF(m): 6:44pm On Aug 18, 2019
solja147:
Phoooool.... Yu call nudity confidence, then we shud be clapping for porn stars
why shouldn't you clap for pornstars? Are they causing any harm to the society? Or is there any part of the Constitution that forbids it? Get the fvck outta my mention. Your ignorance might be taken as foolishness.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Mercy Shows Her Panties, Rocks Ike As Her Fans & Tacha's Fight (Photos) by MrWTF(m): 6:42pm On Aug 18, 2019
Horduncee:
Confidence? What if your daughter grow to have such confidence??
leave me with that.
RomanceRe: Dating Advice For Guys That Get Rejected Always. by MrWTF(m): 8:10am On Aug 18, 2019
Most guys feel women are all out for some hard cash.

Truth be told, the way you lay your bed, that's how you lay on that fvcking bed.

Dress well, smell nice, have a clean shave. You could grab a Beyonce by the waist, rip her tight pantyhose, go doggy style Anal on her.
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: Mercy Shows Her Panties, Rocks Ike As Her Fans & Tacha's Fight (Photos) by MrWTF(m):
Her confidence is something most y'all can't buy cheap in Yaba Market.

Hypocrites and Buhari
RomanceRe: Bbnaija: Mercy Eke Shows Pant, Sparks Fight Between Her Fans And Tacha's by MrWTF(m): 7:50am On Aug 18, 2019
y'all condemning the bitch ain't close to full confidence.
CelebritiesRe: "Hate Y'all" Davido Girlfriend Chioma Denies Pregnancy Rumour by MrWTF(m): 7:36am On Aug 18, 2019
Going Anal on this bittcch is amongst my TO-DO list
RomanceRe: Serious Relationship Wanted by MrWTF(m): 9:55am On Aug 15, 2019
See what Buhari Has Caused.
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija: Ruby Ojiakor Campaigns For Cindy, Cries by MrWTF(m): 11:02pm On Aug 13, 2019
Me sef dey pity this Cindy girl. She just come bath for BBN, now she's going come Sunday.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Youths Now Take Processed Urine To Feel High – NDLEA by MrWTF(m): 10:47pm On Aug 13, 2019
Start Making Arrest
TravelRe: What Do Nigerians Do For A Living When They Travel Abroad? by MrWTF(m): 11:10pm On Aug 12, 2019
lebron7:
Go for English lessons first cry
Nigerians and Finding faults. You got his message, so Wtf should he go for tutorials?


highpriestess:
Go back to school.
You that has gone to school, wetin you gain?
CelebritiesRe: Amara Maduka: I Use intimacy gadget To Give Myself The Best by MrWTF(m): 10:51pm On Aug 12, 2019
Anything that Rocks your boat, go for it
TravelRe: Abdullahi Suleiman: Emir Of Keffi's Driver Returns Missing $800 In Saudi [photo] by MrWTF(m): 10:47pm On Aug 12, 2019
He could have helped our Nairaland Online Beggers (NOB) with a few bucks.

CelebritiesRe: Tomisin, Yemi Alade's Dancer Arrested By Police For Dancing On The Street by MrWTF(m): 10:41pm On Aug 12, 2019
[quote author= post=81199766]All because of dancing?!

Barbaric![/quote]Yes! Because of common dance he could have done freely if Goodluck Jonathan was president.

RomanceRe: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by MrWTF(m): 11:07pm On Aug 11, 2019
luvyaself95:
You just need to concentrate on myself and things around me probably new ones....
wetin you they talk?
RomanceRe: How Do I Get My Cheating Ex-Girlfriend Off My Mind? by MrWTF(m): 11:06pm On Aug 11, 2019
romenna:
Try to get anoda girl who's more prettier than ur ex.
Teenagers thought.
RomanceRe: Why Do People On Nairaland Just Assume You Are In Lagos? by MrWTF(m): 11:01pm On Aug 11, 2019
BUTTERMILKSUGAR:
Kettle calling pot white

PoliticsRe: Peter Obi And Wife, Margaret At Okey Mmuo Aroh Church Wedding In New York by MrWTF(m): 11:13pm On Aug 10, 2019
To the Struggling youths out there, remember, Nigeria is an underdeveloped country, who is striving to reach development. There are so many untapped opportunities in Africa that no one would tell you. You just have to think and come to a rational decision.

Forget religion. Deal with your conscience and explore the great things on Earth.
CelebritiesRe: Small Doctor And Agbeke Welcome A Baby Girl by MrWTF(m): 11:08pm On Aug 10, 2019
Typing Congratulations here and there is useless. One on one congratulations na im I want.
RomanceRe: Does Religion Matter When We Both Love Each Other? by MrWTF(m): 8:48am On Aug 10, 2019
my Dear, since you guys are still in the university, I feel he has no plan whatsoever to marry you. Rather, na you go convert to Muslim Las Las if the marriage works.
RomanceRe: Message To Seun Osewa And Nairaland Admin by MrWTF(m): 11:22pm On Aug 09, 2019
Seun right now calculating the number of years you would be banned.

RomanceRe: Why do I keep getting rejected by girls? by MrWTF(m): 12:17am On Aug 06, 2019
Don't change a thing on your socialization with girls. The only thing you need to change is your Availability.

Never show a girl you are desperate. Always make her feel she's an option.

Never laugh like a jackal where a girl is, she's gonna take you like a pet, which means Best friend.

Always learn to Say No to a girl.

The most of all, flirt with her friends. Let's say you meet her with her friend in a library, say hello to her, then complement her friend's beauty or her hair, trust me, girls can go crazy for this.

Trust me, you don't need a 7 figure bank statement before you could rip her pant and insert your long dick from behind, thrusting her, till she reaches her peak of pleasure.
RomanceRe: Botswana Girls Are So Beautiful by MrWTF(m): 2:51am On Aug 04, 2019
Seun, I think you need a rethink on the Prices of creating a topic on nairaland.
EducationRe: Secondary School Girls Caught Twerking And Grinding On Male Students & Kissing by MrWTF(m): 2:48am On Aug 04, 2019
which kind tittle be this self!

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