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Amakavula:babe, my brother left Nigeria on a 14days tourist visa to Canada, it's been 8 years and 4months since we saw him last. My guy is now a visa overstayer in Canada. The unfortunate part is he missed our fathers burial because he didn't want to come back. If he did, he would be banned from returning back to Canada for some duration. The fortunate part is he has built two duplexes in Lagos and Abuja. His properties right now is worth 30 million naira. This is someone that used to fight us for #100 mtn recharge card. |
Amakavula:My dear, if you know you have something lucrative in Nigeria, then come back. Otherwise, I would advise you to guard up and overstay your visa. Get married to a switz and get their white passport. |
lol. Just within how many days?? Unfortunate guy and Buhari |
Amakavula:You are in Switzerland and you are complaining? Oya come back, let Oga Buhari reset your brain. |
this girl!!! You have made me buy 6 jars of Vaseline just within 3days. Stop creating Topics pls. |
NwaAmaikpe: Nickisindigo:
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solja147:why shouldn't you clap for pornstars? Are they causing any harm to the society? Or is there any part of the Constitution that forbids it? Get the fvck outta my mention. Your ignorance might be taken as foolishness. |
Horduncee:leave me with that. |
Most guys feel women are all out for some hard cash. Truth be told, the way you lay your bed, that's how you lay on that fvcking bed. Dress well, smell nice, have a clean shave. You could grab a Beyonce by the waist, rip her tight pantyhose, go doggy style Anal on her. |
Her confidence is something most y'all can't buy cheap in Yaba Market. Hypocrites and Buhari |
y'all condemning the bitch ain't close to full confidence. |
Going Anal on this bittcch is amongst my TO-DO list |
See what Buhari Has Caused. |
Me sef dey pity this Cindy girl. She just come bath for BBN, now she's going come Sunday. |
Start Making Arrest |
lebron7:Nigerians and Finding faults. You got his message, so Wtf should he go for tutorials? highpriestess:You that has gone to school, wetin you gain? |
Anything that Rocks your boat, go for it |
He could have helped our Nairaland Online Beggers (NOB) with a few bucks.
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[quote author= post=81199766]All because of dancing?! Barbaric![/quote]Yes! Because of common dance he could have done freely if Goodluck Jonathan was president.
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luvyaself95:wetin you they talk? |
romenna:Teenagers thought. |
BUTTERMILKSUGAR:
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To the Struggling youths out there, remember, Nigeria is an underdeveloped country, who is striving to reach development. There are so many untapped opportunities in Africa that no one would tell you. You just have to think and come to a rational decision. Forget religion. Deal with your conscience and explore the great things on Earth. |
Typing Congratulations here and there is useless. One on one congratulations na im I want. |
my Dear, since you guys are still in the university, I feel he has no plan whatsoever to marry you. Rather, na you go convert to Muslim Las Las if the marriage works. |
Seun right now calculating the number of years you would be banned.
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Don't change a thing on your socialization with girls. The only thing you need to change is your Availability. Never show a girl you are desperate. Always make her feel she's an option. Never laugh like a jackal where a girl is, she's gonna take you like a pet, which means Best friend. Always learn to Say No to a girl. The most of all, flirt with her friends. Let's say you meet her with her friend in a library, say hello to her, then complement her friend's beauty or her hair, trust me, girls can go crazy for this. Trust me, you don't need a 7 figure bank statement before you could rip her pant and insert your long dick from behind, thrusting her, till she reaches her peak of pleasure. |
Seun, I think you need a rethink on the Prices of creating a topic on nairaland. |
which kind tittle be this self!
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! Chineke, nooo!