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Webmasters / Re: Drop Your Site And Get A Good Traffic Here by MRXELA(m): 10:39am On Jul 18, 2016 |
new blog www.manywordz..com |
Phones / Re: What To Expect In Upcoming Nokia C1 Android Device + Leaked Images by MRXELA(m): 7:47pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
v.OK |
Phones / Re: What To Expect In Upcoming Nokia C1 Android Device + Leaked Images by MRXELA(m): 7:40pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
Nokia was known for their batteries and camera. lets watch and see |
Phones / Re: What To Expect In Upcoming Nokia C1 Android Device + Leaked Images by MRXELA(m): 7:40pm On Jul 14, 2016 |
Nokia is know for their batteries and camera. lets watch and see |
Phones / Re: Android Names are Alphabetical by MRXELA(m): 8:52am On Jul 13, 2016 |
mitcheeew |
Celebrities / Re: Epic Throw Back Photo; Jackson 5 by MRXELA(m): 9:52am On Jul 05, 2016 |
lemme help you cos I love Jackson 5
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Politics / Re: Picture Of Buhari, Osinbajo And Dogara Laughing Out Loud: Caption by MRXELA(m): 9:18am On Jul 05, 2016 |
Nigerians are suffering. u guys are busy laffing at them hmmmmm. may God judge u 9 Likes 2 Shares |
Music/Radio / Re: Whats The Title Of The Song Topping Your Playlist Right Now ? by MRXELA(m): 4:26am On Jul 05, 2016 |
safarigirl:lemme download it. love emeli sandi |
Family / Re: 8 Signs A Marriage Won’t Last, According To Divorce Lawyers by MRXELA(m): 11:52am On Jul 03, 2016 |
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Webmasters / Re: LIVE: Ask Any Questions Relating To Blogging Here by MRXELA(m): 4:08pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
plagiarism what does it mean |
Celebrities / Re: Waje Shares Adorable Photo With Her Mother by MRXELA(m): 1:58pm On Jun 30, 2016 |
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Literature / Re: President Robert Mugabe Top 40 Quote by MRXELA(m): 7:44pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
sometimes, I keep wondering why would a president use such F word in a quote |
Literature / Re: President Robert Mugabe Top 40 Quote by MRXELA(m): 4:57pm On Jun 29, 2016 |
continuation... 21. Being dumped by a dark-skinned girl is the worst thing ever; because anytime you get home and see charcoal, you become emotional. 22. Women with beauty and no brains, it is your private parts will suffer the most. 23. When one’s goat gets missing, the aroma of a neighbour’s soup gets suspicious. 24. Its better for a man to be stingy with his money because he hustled for it than a woman to deny you a hole she didn’t drill. 25. Even Satan wasn’t gay, he approached naked Eve instead of naked Adam. Say no to same-sex marriage. 26. If you are a married man and you find yourself attracted to school girls, just buy your wife a school uniform. 27. It is every man’s dream to remove a woman’s pant one day but NOT when it’s on a drying line. 28. Virginity is the best wedding gift any man would receive from his newly wed wife but lately, there’s nothing as such any-longer because it’ll have already been given out as a Birthday gift, token of Appreciation, Job assurance, Church collection, Examination marking schemes & for Lorry fares!” 29. Treat every part of your towel nicely because the part that wipes your buttocks today will wipe your face tomorrow. 30. We are living in a generation where people “in love” are free to touch each others’ private parts but cannot touch each others’ phones because they’re private.” 31. Sometimes you look back at girls you spent money on rather than send it to your mum and you realise witchcraft is real. 32. If President Barack Obama wants me to allow marriage for same-sex couples in my country (Zimbabwe), he must come here so that I marry him first. 33. South Africans will kick down a statue of a dead white man but won’t even attempt to slap a live one. Yet they can stone to death a black man simply because he’s a foreigner. 34. What is the problem? We now have aeroplanes which can take them back quicker than the ships used by their ancestors. 35. Mr Bush, Mr. Blair and now Mr Brown’s sense of human rights precludes our people’s right to their God-given resources, which in their view must be controlled by their kith and kin. I am termed dictator because I have rejected this supremacist view and frustrated the neo-colonialists. 36. Cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in a piece of paper with fire on one end and a fool on the other end. 37. A brave man is he who has a running stomach and still wants to flatulate. 38. Journalist: Sir don’t you think 89 years would be a great time to retire as a President. Mugabe: Have you ever asked the Queen this question or is it just for African leaders? 39. Interviewer: Mr President, when are you bidding the people of Zimbabwe farewell? Robert: Where are they going? 40. My dear ladies, please don’t buy a selfie stick when your armpit itself needs a shaving stick. 2 Likes |
Phones / Re: Cubot H2 One Of The Best Phone With 4g Service by MRXELA(m): 2:32pm On Jun 28, 2016 |
pic of d phone n price |
Celebrities / Re: Reekado Banks Finally Reveals His Girlfriend by MRXELA(m): 9:57am On Jun 15, 2016 |
faith551:b |
Phones / Re: Tecno L5 official discussions by MRXELA(m): 9:53am On Jun 15, 2016 |
theogabriel:even using while charging or not still charge same %tage normal full light |
Phones / Re: Tecno L5 official discussions by MRXELA(m): 9:07am On Jun 15, 2016 |
trueking:no but its follow come |
Phones / Re: Tecno L5 official discussions by MRXELA(m): 7:34am On Jun 15, 2016 |
I use 8hrs to charge my phone full. is it normal?
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Phones / Re: Techno L5 by MRXELA(m): 5:59pm On Jun 12, 2016 |
y is d phone slow in charging |
Politics / Re: Protest In Ogun Against Electricity Distribution Company by MRXELA(m): 2:43pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
shee una want change. ena never see anything 7 Likes 1 Share
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Politics / Re: Protest In Ogun Against Electricity Distribution Company by MRXELA(m): 2:40pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
MRXELA:shee una want change. ena never see anything 9 Likes 1 Share
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Politics / Re: Protest In Ogun Against Electricity Distribution Company by MRXELA(m): 2:36pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
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Business / Re: Naira Tumbles To 371 As Dollar Scarcity Persists by MRXELA(m): 12:03pm On Jun 09, 2016 |
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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri With Air Hostesses At Sofitel Heathrow by MRXELA(m): 6:22pm On Jun 04, 2016 |
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Politics / Re: PHOTO: Iara Oshiomole With Ambode by MRXELA(m): 8:24pm On Jun 03, 2016 |
Me Anytime I see osho and Lara, I Always remember this movie I watched long time ago Beauty and the beast |
Politics / Re: Photos Of Osinbajo At The Flagoff Of Ogun Cleanup Exercise by MRXELA(m): 1:11pm On Jun 02, 2016 |
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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Aigbe In Afro 2006 Vs 2016 by MRXELA(m): 9:00pm On May 29, 2016 |
She look more beautiful in d 2006 pic Cream + too much make up + camera 360 contributed in making d other pic less beautiful 26 Likes |
Literature / President Robert Mugabe Top 40 Quote by MRXELA(m): 10:18am On May 27, 2016 |
1. Any man who successfully convinces a monkey that honey is sweeter than banana, is capable of selling condoms to a Roman father. 2. Dear ladies, If your boyfriend didn't wish you a happy mother's day or sing sweet mother for you, you should stop breastfeeding him. 3. He who swallows a complete coconut have absolute trust in his anus. 4. Dear sisters, don't be deceived by a man who text you "I miss you" only when it's raining, because you are not an umbrella. 5. Swimming pool is more useful than Liverpool. 6. If over 15 guys have sucked your breasts, you don't need to call those things "your breasts", It's called COW BELL, OUR MILK! - Repeat after me, OUR MILK! 7. It's hard to bewitch African girls these days. Every time you take a piece from her hair to the witch doctor, either a Brazilian innocent woman gets mad or a factory in China catches fire. 8. All I hear always is, 'No sex before marriage?' If that was God's plan, then you would receive your penis or vagina on your wedding day. 9. The only warning Africans take serious is LOW BATTERY. 10. Men sucking lady's breast is normal because the act was learnt in childhood when they were young but the act of lady's sucking men's d*ck is what baffles me, where did they learn it from? 11. Whenever things seem to start going well in your life, the Devil comes along and gives you a 'girlfriend'. 12. When your clothes are made of cassava leaves, you don't take a goat as a friend. 13. If you have attended over 100 weddings in your life and still single, you are not different from a Canopy. 14. Dating a slim/slender guy is cool. The problem is when you are lying on his chest then his ribs draw adidas lines on your face. 15. If you are ugly, you are ugly. Stop talking about inner beauty because men don't walk around with X-rays to see inner beauty. 16. Respect pregnant women because it's not easy walking around with evidence that you've had sex. 17. Some of the girls of today can't even jog for 5 minutes but they expect a guy to last in bed with you for 2 hours? Your level of selfishness demands a one week crusade. 18. I stopped trusting ladies when my class 3 girlfriend left me for another boy all because he bought a sharpener wid a mirror. 19. Nothing makes a woman more confused than being in a relationship with a "broke" man who's extremely good in bed. 20. Witchcraft is when a 24 year old girl who cannot jog for 5 minutes expects a 40 year old man to last for 1 hour in bed. 2 Likes
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Music/Radio / Re: Video: Korede Bello – One & Only by MRXELA(m): 5:00pm On May 26, 2016 |
Soulz22:haba no compare d both 1 Like |
Romance / Re: 15 Lies You’ll Hear When A Nigerian Guy Likes You by MRXELA(m): 10:48am On May 25, 2016 |
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Music/Radio / Re: Unclad Ladies At Ghana Music Awards (Photos) by MRXELA(m): 10:21pm On May 10, 2016 |
jordanriverz:no |
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