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harlos: Shutup u don't know anything
I knew you before u do, and i know all ur plans....

Give me ur address i want to come and show u something

Pained? Pele o

Okay, so what are my plans?
And what do you have to show me that I have not seen (in movies) before?

harlos: If i be dwarf, wetin u go be when u nor tall pass my shoulder

Woman dey short?
You wen be like my painting brush, feri feri tiny

harlos: uhm

What?

harlos: Raw Miliki nd i knw where i dey get am

Where you dey get am?

thatgurlvixen: Pity no one else is here to watch..oh well..*carries two foam fingers..1 for ms pee,,1 for ST* ..oya leggo

Oya o, be cheering me up o

harlos: You know what is in my mind abi you want to know.
Jewo ursef

I don't want to know, i already do

harlos: Sebi na everyday young day grow, come and let me show how much i've grow

Wetin no fit do me i will do it for you.
What are we for we for

You nor dey grow again, you be dwarf


See as you dey make gbagaun because you dey fear me

harlos: i don't know o

and she go dey do like say na her chest everything dey

See your head. Wetin you dey use make tea?

harlos:
tissue what ?
so the thing no reach orange size

Pele ti e. I wee just tell everybody now that it's banana you use to tie to your waist

harlos: Don't change it again, i av expose ur secret already

beg me nd i'll cover the rest

Please na, iyon them very fast abeg!
Don't make me lose my cool

Secret ko, underground ni

thatgurlvixen: Stop lying na mr nairaland u dey interested in

Ehn na. Na FD say make i help am select one small frosh bobo for there

thatgurlvixen: Must u toush it??shey u don't haff ur own nii??
Because I saw u putting tissue paper in ur own

I have mine, and they are bigger than shuga's coconut

I was using the tissue paper to do some personal hygiene there.
Oya remove the oranges from your bra now!!!
Inspection day!

thatgurlvixen: Menshun it first,,den I will follow..

Na bcoz of pple like u and e dey there

Me and who?


ST loves colourful plastic watches sha. Local girl

thatgurlvixen: I dunno o..

Elepepe

Hian!!! Biko, let him not come here o. He will spam my thread
The devil himself

thatgurlvixen: If u do anyhow,,I will do small maths to d figures

I won't do anyhow again, I promise

harlos: ouch
If i'm dis gel i we remove ur head and serve it like christmas chicken

Amebo! If you like, go and tell her what i said o

harlos: Vixy Vixy
those wristwatches, na ms_pee get all of them...she like aboki material because e get many colour

osa mo pe awon omode like colourful something

Na wa, have you forgotten that you asked me to help you keep them, that they are for ST and her fomilik members?

Cheap boy. He can't even afford rolex

Sowhizy: Biko wots happenin hia?

Come and take transport fare and go back home, you haff missed your way like your period.

harlos: You want me iron ur nylon made dress wey u go gather from that bend down select guy so that iron can chop it and i'll give u money to do proper shopping
U sef get small scope

Harlos why are you doing this na?
Is it because I refused to

Iyon them na, Christmas is just a few days away

harlos: I'm am not cuming again
ST owns me and u must have her permission to make me cum.

Leaf me-alon

Come here jor

Pretender

[quote author=sweet-tease]Like you don't know

Why should i borrow what i have?[/quote]Because it's no longer yours

thatgurlvixen: Like and


ms_pee said it..it wasn't me

Btw,,una see say NL don get disclaimer??

Like and . Oya let's mention their names, they won't do anything

Babe i dey see am o. Latest defelopment

thatgurlvixen: If not for the untimely death of mr/miss nairaland..she for rep forum games


Iss in my bweast pocket

It's Seun's fault o
I wanted FD to bring the trophy home


Your bweast pocket? *grabs her bweast* but i can't see anything there na.
Why did you put lime in your bra?

Beync: my girl will be helpless witout it
I'll tell her to spare u, thou not wen u look for her trouble o

I am a good girl, i don't know how to look for trouble. Ask everybody na

Just that harlos is the devil here

Emmyk: That is is.

Talk jor! I will use vixen's lime to stone you o

thatgurlvixen: wucked ogbono tree tho

Ms pee1 - ST 0

Calculate my scores well dear, i am bringing the trophy home.

thatgurlvixen: My thoughts exactly...ms_pee no well..imagine what will say if he sees d thread

Who? Harlos?

ITbomb: ^^^ Let me close my eyes
My eyes shall not behold iniquity
None that we are touching nipplez, lets make it a 3some

Ah ahn boda, what is scratching you?

Bore an hole inside a coconut and scratch it there na

[quote author=sweet-tease]Dat you are very sick
*draws out aboki suya knife*
Am not smiling [/quote]*overpowers her and collects the suya knife from her...use the knife to slice her left yansh and climbs ogbono tree*


Ntorrrr
Come and catch me na

[quote author=sweet-tease]You wish! You are Mrs Clifford Orji [/quote]Hian! Mba o.

My own haff nor reach like that o

[quote author=sweet-tease]You are right! She is a very sick gal[/quote]*breaks eva water can*

You say?

[quote author=sweet-tease]Ah! My nipps! Cannibal! [/quote]Yes! I'm a woman of timber and cannibal

dvdon: Two wicked girls

Pls what do u chics use to glitter ur curvy bodies?

Ororo (groundnut oil)

thatgurlvixen: we're busy counting ministry money..so she's not smiling at all..

Shey I shld buy jergens Dry Skin for u??soo ur skin won't look like

Tell him o. Especially when we have badt bois in the house!


Yes. So that his skin won't look like 's skin