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[quote author=sweet-tease]Ahhh ms pee wat are they testing with their microphone and you are requesting payment for testing [/quote]What do you think it is dear?

ITbomb: Praise god, your wait is finally over . Check my siggy below n join my harlem

Sweet tease abi? Oya I dash you!

[quote author=sweet-tease]Yes! and bring your hanky to wipe your tears [/quote]No wahala. But I can see your butts shaking already. Pele ti e

Put yourself together, the right man will come at the right time. Enugo?

[quote author=sweet-tease]You can't be me don't make us ask him [/quote]No, you're trying to be me. Remember you're my boyfriend's girlfriend.

Oya let's go and ask him sef

[quote author=sweet-tease]I yaff resigned lati lati, y'all shuld vote for a new president, am sure your dedication will get you the most votes thou [/quote]Lmao! You are not well at all. I have harlos. So, I'm not single

Presido answer your name o

[quote author=sweet-tease]I handed the totem over to you! If only i had known you will deny the group [/quote]Sorry dear, don't shift ya post to me. I don't want it

Presido

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Bad belle, i left dat club for you a long time ago [/quote]Ta! How can you leave when you're the president?

Deiok: Greedy girl. The best you are going to get is a miniature larmboghini

Maka why?

[quote author=sweet-tease]hw i so want to bliv this even though its not d case[/quote]Single lady, since when did you start giving relationship advise?


*hides*

mysticgal: please just interpret the story in a sentence,i want to hear what she cussed the sonofabitch

Long story babe, can't fit into just one sentence

mysticgal: please just interpret the story in a sentence,i want to hear what she cussed this sonofabitch

Lol okay

She said one christopher alexander got her pregnant, and that he fvcked her without condoms and now she wants him to come and accept the baby and give her some support or else she'd find him and kill him. So she's begging people on facebook to help share her story because the guy blocked her. And that she wants him to see the message, and that she's going abi coming for his bumbumhole

Deiok: Hmmm, madam that is too much nah, ok let me give you half bag of rice and 5 litres of Groundnut oil, so that you will enjoy this christmas. What do you say

Noooooooooooooooooooo

Oya, I will manage 3 plots with one Bugatti

mysticgal: if i tell you i understood,one sentence the gal wrote,it means i lied

Lol I did.
It's not hard dear

for tomorrow's breakfast

In my pot

Want your head

No, my dear

Deiok: Maybe you are a dragon fly......

Keep crying untill you mess up you make up.

Can you see my middle finger?

Wetin be mess up you make up biko?

harlos: ewww

gerrout frm here, obun

Ta! Shurrup.

You dey lick your own?

harlos: is one in d middle nd i saw ha...she no knw sha, bt i cash ha.

Obun!!

Ewwwww!!
Why were you even peeping?

Deiok: If you like cry fire.

Am I a dragon?

Fynestboi: to early for this can we settle this before christmas??

No, the beef is still on!!

harlos: me nor dey pour am 4 body like u na

Where you dey pour your own? You dey drink am?

Deiok: Yeye girl, nor be only manner from above nah slap from above you go get.

But why?

harlos: She don take am clean yarnsh

Na your yansh I take am clean na

Deiok: Hey ms pee where are your manners?, why are you shuting him up?.

My manners? I missed today's daily manners (from above)
Forgive me.

I'd try to come out early tomorrow to get some

harlos: ...nd don't come back

I'm here dear

Where is nitlad?

How are you?