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ST, hi dear.

caseless: i need a birthday gift from u, and it must be kolanut.

Okay dear. When are you coming to pick it up?

caseless: that's right especially as i love kolanut.

Truckpusher: Like say i mean before

who wan carry firewood say na woman?

You are taking it personal.

Okay, I quit.

Why evulz?

Truckpusher: Hehe...... you dun dey vex ? just like that?....oya come make i lap you

Nah, I'm not angry.

No, thanks. Save yourself the stress

caseless: *smiles while she watches my teeth falling off *

Oya stop smiling, you'd need your teeth later

Truckpusher: Olodo lobatan......e be like say free rice and fanta dun destroy your retina finish abi?

Wetin I wan tell you now?

Oya, you win! Clap for yourself

Truckpusher: When i called you a freeloader ,all i was referring to was the eating,drinking and gift thingy...but your dirty mind took you somewhere else...haba! na so e bad reach?

I knew what you were trying to say. That's why I explained myself, not like you deserve it tho.

Na wetin you dey do naim you dey tell me na.

caseless: yes!
*frowns*

Oh dear. Okay, I did.
Oya smile

Truckpusher: Yes ,people still attend weddings Miss_Freeeloader

Miss_freeloader?

Well, if you must know I don't attend weddings because they're boring to me. The reception has all the music, dancing, meeting people, eating, drinking, sharing of gifts and all that fun. I don't know what you're thinking.
I'm not like the girls around you. Push your truck of wahala to the other side

caseless: hehen...na dere u de get souvenir(e.g, plastics, salt, soap) abi?

Did I say that?

Caracta: I am just bored. This wedding is boring. I'm waiting for reception

People still attend weddings? I'm all for the reception jare, that's where the fun is

Caracta: Let me just see a guy type in shorthand again. The way I go wash am ehn...hehehehehe.

You are prepared sha

Danhumprey: You sef see am. I won't be surprised if she is under 20yrs.

She could even be in her mid 20s.

Wahala!

Iaz93: It seems most of them are not always interested. If we now decide to shut up and move on, they'll say "we have forgotten about them" ...they'll be like "you don't even chat with me again"

HAH!!! Serious matter!

Just say hi to them and face front.

Mahkis: Hmmm,,,,,, hope am writin on de right plc cox am kinda new here. Is der Ntin like f1(help) for new users? am like goin madt tryin to figure everytin all by myself ............ Well abuh de topic, '' if u fink she isn't fun,or doesn't no Hw to chat. U too can make de chat fun like crazy by bringing up interesting nd intelligent topics nt always asking question asif nah exam hall abi who wants to be a millionaire una dy. It a chat, make HA fel @ home

You are (among) the reason for this topic!

Iaz93: But do you agree with me that there are more dumb girls in the chatting ministry?

That's because the guys are dumb

If you notice that she's the dumb type, try to spark up the conversation with intelligent questions/topics. And if she is not interested, just shut up and move on...

And no, I do not agree with you.

xynerise: Another thing is the misuse of ''LOL''

Me: Yesterday was so stressful
Girl: Lol
Me: What is funny?
Girl: Lol. Nothing o
Me: So how are you today?
Girl: Lol. Fine

Lol. kk


Antelope

Iaz93: Chei!!! My guy was only trying to be funny, but he missed road

...maybe he's part of the dumb 2%.

Very dumb. I don't even blame the girls that answer them with 'k' 'I' 'no p' 'lol' etc

Iaz93: How about if you say "I'm at home" and "Yes, I have eaten".

Then wait for the next message. It may lead to something, you know!

Really, I told one dumbito that I was at home and have eaten, and waited for the next message. Wasn't surprised when he asked me what I ate and if he could have some. Chei!!!

Jbluv55: No dear. Can't access my mail ryt now. But I'll mail you ryt away with another addy .

Seen dear.

xynerise: r u 1 of dem?

Don't be surprise to see these abbreviations on answer scripts from students. It has eaten deep in their systems that they even use it to write essay or letter in their exams

Nah. I hate shorthand style of writing with everything in me


You're on point. Even when they copy notes in class, abbreviations is what you see. Very annoying thing

Iaz93: I can't ask some random chick those Na... Wetin concern me with where she dey .

That's what some of you don't know. Just imagine...I give you my pin today, we get talking and the next question you throw at me is; wia r u? Hv u eatn?

Very annoying

Jbluv55: Oya gist me na. Werin shele to you.

Plenty things

Have you seen my message?

xynerise: The truth is that some people use these abbreviations as an avenue to hide their ''bad spellings'' syndrome.

So true, antelope.

Iaz93: Sure!
...Hope you aren't part of the "k" and "ntn" crew?

Hope you are not part of the "hv u eatn? "Wia r u" crew?

Caracta: Have you eaten? Do you like me? Is that your phone? Who just called you? Why is that guy looking at you? Is that your shoe?

Is your time working? Can I see your phone? Are you tired? Have you paid the driver? Are you close to your bus stop now? Are you chatting? Are you online?

My God!!