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nitlad: Beg for mercy!



Find your way to location on the map I posted before, and a weekend of heavenly treat awaits you in my palatial abode.



Hehe, itowo laa mo adun obe. . . If in doubt, ask around, I have taken many big batty having aunties to heaven and back with it.



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Come and let's reason together.

Tovot: I AM REMOVING THE VN OO ,LALABOI HOPE YOU'VE HEARD IT

Princeparix: indoors na flexing nah.

Jbluv55: Fixed

Princeparix: mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew. Na better cordination if parament no dey ur side coz to the eef up na beans talk. How movement go dey 2day nah?

Jbluv55: So what happened to ur old moniker, another stronger moniker broke its heart?

Princeparix: mtcheeeeeeew. Jumping paroles dey profiting. Hope say d body wey dey inside cloth no d para?

Jbluv55: Good morning @all. Hope you all slept well.

Princeparix:
Ms.pee..... Mtcheeeew hw body?

Jbluv55: Eh! You dey vex say sm of d chics no remember to insert nitwit in their VNs.

nitlad: Drop faya. . . I might change my mind if you let me touch your left breäst.



Stop asking how I am like you care, I know you don't. You fool me not!



I will ram you roughly, I won't even apply jelly.



She knows zilch!

How your side, Galaboi?



Don't blame her, blame my awesome madingo she licked that got her asking for more.



Yes, and na your mounds I wan chaow. . .





What an elder can see while sitting, a youngling at the the highest peak of The Himalayas nor fit see am.

lalaboi: Heheh. .. why would i wanna dream about them. .

sleep at work?> u for real? n get sacked? now i knw say u like me gaaaan ehn

9icegee: *lol ws i trying at humour? I guess not...she seems to wake on de wrong side 2day. I wonder wot happened 2her lastnight...i'l leave her to her worries sha, mayb she'l tell later*

lalaboi: I had nightmares. . .could not sleep. now i wanna sleep, but i'm at work already

Tovot: It's A Brand New Day
Leave back all your worries and troubles of yesterday,
Make yourself a silent promise to make today a better day.
Now my dear friends, a brand new day lays ahead of you,
Face it with pride, because it is a gift and is totally new.
May all your goals and ambitions for the day be set,
I wish you have an amazing day and a night without regrets.
Good morning buddies. Have a grand day

lalaboi: akara morning to you . . .

9icegee: *so nitlad was so right...*

9icegee: ^^^ * nitlad was sure right, she confirmed it herself lol*

lalaboi: @Pee

Wahts with you and licking these days

nitlad: You are ptyalising okpata as usual. . . Be coherent!

nitlad: I'll rip you a new one too. . .



What is good about the morning ms_poo?

9icegee: ^^*goodness! Is tht a girl talking..? My! Is this her other side..? She should pls be like a lady na, and talk clean...she sure has a mouth!*

RubyTheBlogger: whos having who? Let reine catch u.. Nd i hope u didnt listen 2 my vn 4 her nd got jealous

9icegee: *as usual, am de 1st 2wake up, and as usual. I start walking around to take note of wots happening inside this dungeon filled with al sorta characters lol...i love all these ppl, its only, they just dont know it...hmmmm so the three 'hotties' (barbie girls lol) sleep in de same corner (am sure they've ran outta gossips thts y they're sprawling all over like...like..like... Lol wel lemme just be silent on tht one). I like the view anyway, and at least none of dem snores (except sug...mouth shut pls, i dont wanna incite 'her other side')... I sorta love dem three, only, they dont know so (and not tht i'l tell dem, at least not now)...the tea drinking component (Sug...) 1st, followed by de one tht carries de nick with de 1st letter of my surname (Ms-p) den finally de soap girl (LUX), in de order of de least loved to the most loved (lol number 1 one wont like this am sure, cos she tot she's most loved. She should'v waited to hear how de order goes 1st na lol lucky LUX! i guess i have my reasons for her being de most loved. If they ask, i'l state. If they dont, it'l slide)...oh! Almost 4got 2say morning 2my three barbie girl*

Jbluv55: I C......So maybe we shud delegate some NLers to come to Bayelsa to learn ur language n to taste this 'Jumping shiken' delicacy.

nitlad: Shut and stop talking about Nairaland of yore that you know nothing about!

RubyTheBlogger: Abt the VN you did for ms_pee, hmmm, keep taunting her oo, even if a plastic flower is planted by a riverside, would it bloom too ?

RubyTheBlogger: aww thats awesome thanks dear.. So chycoroxie, ms_pee are newbies too?

ms_pee feels so comfortable here like she suggested that this section be created

nitlad: Who are the females?

Oh so you've been hoodwinked by the purple 'f' beside the monikers?
For all you know, ms_poo might be a besotted Russian geriatric, messing with y'all after a vodka binge.