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Toyin tomato ko, toyin tatase ni!

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Polio: ........... When you fart and watery poop stream out of your as...shole!

Jeez! and flies come visiting, singing and rejoicing

Vivly: That awkward moment when you finally meet your online bf/gf and he or she isn't as good looking as you thought

And you pretend to be busy with your phone only for the person to start doing PDAs

RubyTheBlogger: that awkward moment when you are masturbating and your mom comes in

*dies*

Sleep well baba, and be at peace!

Popowaa: That awkward moment when this fine babe has been stretching u and finally u get the chance to lay her,u play romance come remove her pant and there and then the scent from her punny makes u faint

Ta!

Jbluv55: And now tseems we may be having two 'jumping shiken's

https://www.australiangeographic.com.au/assets/images/desktops/frogs/frogs.jpg

Parixprince and chycoroxie?

Jbluv55: So I wud be correct to theoretize the ffing:
* The frog jumps ~ Parix jumps

* the frog is big ~ Parix is big

* the frog tastes like chicken ~ Parix must taste like chicken

* the frog is called 'jumping shiken' ~ Parix is the 'jumping shiken'

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Ya ya, you gorrit!

RubyTheBlogger: ms pee why do you hate me naw plus you had to say that to the whole world in your voice..

THE VOICE NOTE ATTACHED BELOW IS SPECIALLY FOR YOU..

Note: please dont download if you r nt ms_pee oo

The VN has refused to download o.

Jbluv55:

So abt the 'jumping shiken' why was the delicacy given that name?

Lol. Because the frog jumps and it's very big, and they said it tastes like 'chicken'. Hence the name 'jumping shiken'.

Jbluv55: .......its a compliment dear

I understand.

Jbluv55: Saucy n Sarcastic

Lol. Really?

This is it

Jbluv55:

Tell me na

RubyTheBlogger: wallahi her VN only succeded in upsetting my stomach

Is that the suprise @ms_pee *YOU SOUNDED LIKE A SQUIRREL ATTENDING VOICE TRAINNING CLASSES*

Because I said I hate you abi?

RubyTheBlogger: wallahi her VN only succeded in upsetting my stomach

Is that the suprise @ms_pee *YOU SOUNDED LIKE A SQUIRREL ATTENDING VOICE TRAINNING CLASSES*

Haters will always hate.


I was being silly in my second VN. And I was being totally real in the first one.
Oga go and boil stone jare

Jbluv55: Smtn aint ryt I swear. The online character is different from the chic speaking.

The chic speaking sounds a lot sweeter gaskia

Really? So what's my online character like?

Testing

Jbluv, please tell me you saw mine. Please

Jbluv55: Which browser are you using? UC @ tyms gives issues so try Opera instead.

Normal browser. Just show me how to post it here

Jbluv55: Do you need assistance wt posting it? What's d size of the file?

60kb. Ya

RubyTheBlogger: is it more than 200kb? Then you cant upload it here

No, it's not more than.

RubyTheBlogger: i beg to be oo DROP THE GODDAMN VN LET MY EARS LISTEN.. Am anticipating

I'm having problems posting mine.

harlos: issorit... Before you ma

Fixed.

RubyTheBlogger: am a good swimmer dear

In your dreams

harlos: What do you people want to do with VN sef, can't i just do my shoutout in words

Okay I understand you have a very bad voice. Manage dear, we won't laugh at you

RubyTheBlogger: ms voiceless

You'd be surprised!

harlos: if can you can wait forever...

Okay, no problem. Wait for my VN forever too