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DonTonero: and you posted thishopin to get a comment Bf snatcher

Konnektions146: dis teeth na wa oooooo

ayo jango: Listen:
1 he sleeps wit her witout a condom
2 even wen u bleepin her she thinks of him
3 she complains of being broke
4 she even gave his 4yr old daughter a gift
5 she wants to marry him
6 wants to have a baby for him
7 she thinks of sex al d time
8seems she once had an abortion for him

From al these its very evident she aint yours @ all,she dsnt even mind marryin him,meanin she wuld rather bcom a 2nd wife,than b a sole wife.she's a DEVIL,just discard her,forgiveness is nt necessary

Konnektions146: if u were to be in OP`s shoes, yu go even forget english...lol

rokiatu: Honestly not because he is light, that dude is hot. Infact I;m not into light guys but this one DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!! But I heard he's gay.

MsDarkSkin: he aiight. [size=3pt]He's just a lil on the light side.[/size]
He's caribbean tho which for me is a plus.

https://data.whicdn.com/images/22859899/eye-candy-of-the-week-willy-monfret_164837392_186669139_thumb.jpg

solidbroda: hey, should we hook up this night. why did you snap in the toilet room. do you love toilet boom boom? just imagining how u holding the toilet sit and im giving u from the back. wonderful!!!

Konnektions146: btw, OP, sounds better with spoken english

Konnektions146: i cant believe i was readin all that conversation.
nonetheless, my broda, how dd u manage to promote dis lady from acquitance to friend then to fiance?
i dont get it.

please run away
i wish u de best my man, she no even sabi speak de simplest english come dey mess up

2buff: okay....so her name is Funmi...

Everyone watch out for any funmis, in Nigeria, that you know

shymmex: Your SN says all that's needed to be known about you.. I dunno who the hell gave hoodrats internet access - I sure see a lot of them on NL..

Names like: pookie, rayray, latrisha, slimyem, poachia, sheemeka etc..should be banned from NL..

OK/2/NV:
Your bf must want to kill you most of the time.
Alright, what do you want?

OK/2/NV:
you just don't quit, do you?
Are you that depraved of human warmth?
Froddo

OK/2/NV:
I guess an STD is a biological makeup for attention whores like yourself.
I said it before and I will say it again;
[size=30pt]GTFO![/size]

OK/2/NV:
cerebral syphilis.

OK/2/NV:
see who dey talk mrs.phuckie-phuckie

rokiatu: A face like Willy Monfret fixed.

Even if he was re born 500 times, he wouldn't come out looking like that. teheheheheh When you are wishing, also know that the ladies luv good things too.


P.S I have nothing against Robert Pattison aka Edward Cullen infact I am an insane fan but when we are talking abt an extremely perfect face, Willy Monfret comes to mind.

OK/2/NV:
real life. google it and see your cheap a55 landing back on NL. now gtfo!

Skii:
SMH...(my elders dey tell me sey, trouble dey sleep, yanga go wake am)

While I was looking over the fence, I saw them bring you in and given that you looked alright to me, I asked what the problem was?

They said that you had gone to complain to the doctor of sleepless nights, saying that the too many dogs barking in the neighbourhood at night kept you from sleeping.

The person handling you further explained that the doctor had given you the best sleeping pills in the market but you still came back a couple of weeks later complaining that you were worse off, tired and still with the sleepless nights…



When the doctor asked what you had done with the pills, your response is what prompted him to recommend that you be brought in and handed a room in my neighbour’s compound.

What was your response I asked?

Your handler replied

You got tired trying to catch the barking dogs and when you did, it was hard to get them to swallow the pills

Welcome to my neighbourhood!

Kevin-II:
see your mental level? poverty don nearly kill you finish sotey you think say molue dey for everywhere for this world . keep entering molue, one day agberos go gang rape your worthless puzzy before them throway you out for street to die. filthy poverty ridden thing

Kevin-II:
smh. what did I say up there that warrants bringing my mom into this? typical nigerian girl with nothing to offer that's why you are all sensitive. good for you that she was a good woman, she for don give you knock for head now to paralyze half of your worthless body. May you die like a dog, iddiot of no ancestry

Skii: OP like seriously, how did you hack into her BBM?
I thought BB messages were supposed to be encrypted?

OK/2/NV:
what more do you need?
There isn't ever a good time to say it's over.
walk away now, knowing in future that you dumped that b@tch.
The heart is for courage and love but your mind is for reasoning.
Listen to your brain, it's telling you what is obvious.
I made the biggest mistake to give my ex the benefit of doubt.
The only thing I didn't get was to see her in bed with another Man.
She became sloppy and I got the fact and evidence I needed, but I still
foolishly loved her for the next 2mths thinking we could ever get back to where
we were in the beginning.
Since dumping her a55 she has been with no less than 5 guys in less than 2yrs and possibly
more in the background. I feel for her and I hate myself for loving such a confused person.


You don't need this shit. Believe it or not every a55hole you encounter in life is one short to that
right lady.
I know how you are feeling and the feeling of disappointment will never go away, it will only make you
stronger and wary of who you give your time, effort and heart to in future.
My ex's cheating on me made me reevaluate myself. I kicked myself for not able to satisfy her in whatever way.
I pondered on if I was man enough, was it money or was it that I never gave her the emotional care she
desired? But the truth is if she screwed up it can never be your fault.
It's like the way a parent feels when a child goes wrong.
Thinking if they did a good job in bringing up the child.
Why should another person's insecurities and infidelity affect you?
Let it go

My advice.

1. Don't respond to this thread
2. Don't talk to anyone near you about it (Relationships are like your dreams only you have passion for them, nobody else gives a phuck)
3. Breakup with her and you don't need to give her a reason for it. Let the b@tch sort that out for herself
4. Do not contact her after 3. Get a new phone, block her email from getting through (not spam tool), facebook, etc.
5. If you can't avoid physical contact because of proximity to work, or home or were you usually frequent in your free time then consider moving
6. She will get over you in less than 5days. So don't count on her thinking of you which leads me to
7. Since she doesn't give a rat a55 over you don't feel sorry for yourself.
8. In 2 weeks to 3 mths time you will begin to miss her badly. Obey 4 to the core. Since she did not contact you after a week or month no reason for
you to.
9. Date women, better looking and well placed ladies. Do not tell them of your recent breakup and don't think s@x will help you out. A good date is recommended were you get to really try to enjoy and know your date's personality for who she is.
10. Avoid clubs, alcohol. Only bad choices will come from this, since at first you will be enjoying your new sense of freedom. Got news for you, you were always free, she just restricted your view of the world.
11. Get a hobby

Don't respond to this thread anymore.
Let it go. The sooner, the better.

OK/2/NV:
gtfo!

Kevin_II: another girl on the defensive. Is it really true then what 190 says? naija girls what do you have to offer aside womanliness that the guy can get outside?

Skii: for what na?
I was wondering how come tjskii knows their address to the letter!!
Are you a member?

bisi16: Nice 1 o'jareh!