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when innumerable becomes a number, thats the number.

Dondav: I've had several friends with benefits
I'm not being intimate with them

i still cant read to the end

what kinda benefits do u derive when u arent intimate i dont get that part

Dondav: I've got confidence.

u need some more or i should prolly read to d end...

i cant read dis yr epistle to d end man...how old are u tho

had to modify after i noticed d image.

all u need is some confidence in u

if this is certain, imma go break someones heart so our relationship can get stronger.

obviously not in all cases,maybe some.

bennyraz: Another one? It's nt a must u type English, u cud also type yoruba,ibo,hausa or pidgin

and u berra b ready to translate i dont trust dis OP. After dis advice, he cud decide to start a new thread in vernacular.

on a 2nd thought, this RED thing must be real, my BATTERY was showing RED few mins b4 it DIED

i have heard dis story before, isnt there a PART2

bennyraz: obviously, u knw nothing abt d miseries of life..

and u are obviously a neophyte

i am wearing red, head to toe,undies too.
the stewpid Broadcast woke me dis morning...KMT

Sijo01: Enrol for English or pigin english class.

will be a waste of time....he cant pass

bennyraz: What a taboo!

retards

bennyraz: fall in which class? Oh oh! Class of washing a woman's pant? Infact it's very right for a woman to wash her husband's/BF's underwear but it isn't right for a man to do such! It's an ABOMINATION!

then u fall in dat class...

my suggestion on dis matter is that, u can make your girlfriend to luv u more than before if u speak good english and develop ur syntax

bennyraz: ask ur BF this question

ITS A rhetorical question and its only retards that expect their women to wash dier briefs but cant touch diers need answer....except u fall in dat class tho.

am sure OP just finished seeing the movie Titled 'mirror mirror' KMT

reality is you are an olodo rabata

IBO men know how to keep money in their pockets instead of BANKS, isnt that special?

get some help OP

are u expected to spend yr life savings fixing d laptop? r u expected to sleep with every beggar in town help d needy if u can and move on. is dis suppose to be a big deal,

Seriously! if it isnt right to wash my undies, is it right to wash his briefs and boxers

commit suicide

someone needs a bed

leslieu63: I feel so honored to be the third comment. All of
my hardwork and dedication has paid off.
Getting the top comment has been a dream of
mine for many years, and I would like to thank
those who have helped me along the way. First
and foremost I would like to thank God for
giving me this opportunity. Next I would like to
thank my parents. I want to thank my dogs
wizkid and bingo, for being really fat and always there for
me. Next I would like to thank the squirrel dbanj that
lives in my backyard for climbing trees because
that gives me inspiration that I need to get
through the day. This is a special moment in my
life and I would like to thank any of my
unmentioned friends and family that have
helped me along the way. This moment will be a
moment that I will never forget. I just
remembered a few other people I would like to
thank; facebook,nairialand, my girlfriends and sugar mummies, the fish I caught in the third
grade, my light in my room because I wouldn’t
be able to see the keyboard without it, the
internet for letting me go on facebook, my
house because without it I would be homeless,
and last but not least I would like to thank all
the people out there that actually took time out
of their day to read this. I cannot stress how
much of a big deal to me this is. I have been
trying to be the first comment on a post for
years, but that has not been possible until this
amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will
continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare
occasion. If you asked me how I did this, I
would say, you can achieve anything that you set
your mind on. To all the kids out there reading
this, I would like to tell them to follow their
dreams. Being the top comment is amazing,
thank you everyone!

i am very well sure this is a suicide note...what led to ur frustration

seedord247: Your write up has shown that you need a micro scope and hand wrting software. Do you know what they call . . Exercise 2B and ilesanmi??

I used it in nursery 2. Try and get one

its a big deal if u didnt see that.
SMH

seedord247: Maybe u need a micro scope.

acidtalk: I received the biggest shock this morning.....

I met her father who complained his internet service as been down all day and he needed to send an urgent e.mail to a client before 10am.

I requested to see what the problem was and after checking his modem, i discovered he had no more bandwidth on his package.
He uses a service that is quite far from where he stays so the issue of going to their office to pay before 10am was out of it.

do u really need a microscope to c dis or ur readin skills need b developed
Perhaps,u thought he was using d modem on his phone