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RomanceRe: Men Beware!!! Women Just Wants To Get Married, Nothing More!!! by mstik(f): 11:38pm On Jul 24, 2014
dats very wrong, at least not all ladies
Acidosis: 100% TRUE.
RomanceRe: What Is The Worst Response To "I Love U" That You Hav Heard... by mstik(f): 8:10pm On Jul 24, 2014
lol
Balobest: the monosyllabic reply, best moral killer since 1880
TV/MoviesRe: Thread For "Marvel Comics" Fanboys And Fangirls by mstik(f): 7:11pm On Jul 24, 2014
captain Americahuh whoa
Guykhena: [size=18pt] Hey Fellow Marvelite cheesy
Use the below link to find out which Avenger You Are
http://www.epicstream.com/quizstart.asp?q=129&name=Which+Avenger+Are+You%3F+[/size]
Nairaland GeneralRe: Funny Nigerian Quotes by mstik(op): 5:58pm On Jul 24, 2014
Man opposes and God dissappears.
2014- Mrs Ajanuku

I donate my family on behalf of two million- Patience Jonathan (2012)

Ojukuwu might have died but his manhood lives on. Patience Jonathan

This is an assassination attempt on my life... i came out and saw dead bodies everywhere but my security details sustained minor injuries - Buhari, July 2014

Reporter: Sir, the budget allocated for feeding in Aso rock is high
President: And look o, I don't really eat so much o

I will take the lead into sambisa forest and i don't mind if i am killed provided the girls are released (Mama peace)
TV/MoviesRe: Thread For "Marvel Comics" Fanboys And Fangirls by mstik(f): 5:49pm On Jul 24, 2014
naa mystique is dark. i like dat
Guykhena: Mystique shocked
That Nake.d biitch assasin?
She's a bad influence for you, grin

Why don't you go for black widow?
RomanceRe: Opinion: Girls Who Like Fashion Can Never Be Faithful!! by mstik(f): 5:32pm On Jul 24, 2014
op, not only 'fashionable' girls get attention. Like you said, boys are pervs and will chase around anything fluttering in skirts, even if dey look like shit
Yungwizzzy: but they can't avoid point 1!!
RomanceRe: Opinion: Girls Who Like Fashion Can Never Be Faithful!! by mstik(f): 5:28pm On Jul 24, 2014
waaat? huh
Yungwizzzy: sharapp
RomanceRe: Opinion: Girls Who Like Fashion Can Never Be Faithful!! by mstik(f): 5:28pm On Jul 24, 2014
tell the mumu oh cheesy
fijiano202: OP some girls are financially stable on their own
PoliticsRe: Mrs Aisha Buhari's Reaction To Husband's Attack In Kaduna Yesterday by mstik(f): 5:27pm On Jul 24, 2014
lol grin
Acidosis: Nigerians and hypocrisy! You can never separate them!


"It is scaring" Like wtf!!
Scaring who/what? damn! See grammar! Choi!

I am sure this thread wouldn't have contained the insults had it been the grammar came from Patience Jonathan.


Up coming first lady my a§§!


Goodluck Ebele Jonathan till the second coming of Christ!!!


grin grin
RomanceRe: Opinion: Girls Who Like Fashion Can Never Be Faithful!! by mstik(f): 5:25pm On Jul 24, 2014
i like fashion. I'm so faithful. Your post is pointless
TV/MoviesRe: Thread For "Marvel Comics" Fanboys And Fangirls by mstik(f): 5:22pm On Jul 24, 2014
ummmm power puff girls undecided jj, xmen is my marvel comic fave and I like mystique best grin
Guykhena: angry nooooooopee.
The Mjionir mantle is just being pass to a lady,,not a mystical transformation as you think..

Btw
Who's your favourite Marvel Character smiley ?
PoliticsRe: I Think Our Government Is Unfair by mstik(f): 5:17pm On Jul 24, 2014
i agree, government is a bi tch.......
and weed smokers are crazy
TV/MoviesRe: Thread For "Marvel Comics" Fanboys And Fangirls by mstik(f): 5:15pm On Jul 24, 2014
and thor is upgraded to a woman cool
Guykhena: No Jarvis is being upgraded to The Vision.....
TV/MoviesRe: Thread For "Marvel Comics" Fanboys And Fangirls by mstik(f): 5:10pm On Jul 24, 2014
hmmmmm
sarmiie: another naruto lover huh?? It seems we r quite rare here..
Nairaland GeneralRe: Chinese Doctors Bowing Down To A 11 Year Old Boy Who Donated His Organs by mstik(f): 5:04pm On Jul 24, 2014
eyah
Nairaland GeneralRe: Funny Nigerian Quotes by mstik(op): 5:03pm On Jul 24, 2014
lol
Guykhena: grin grin grin grin
"If I don't contest Nigeria will feel wan kine" cheesy cheesy
Na wa for una fedora hat wearing president cheesy
TV/MoviesRe: Thread For "Marvel Comics" Fanboys And Fangirls by mstik(f): 4:43pm On Jul 24, 2014
Lol suleman
gaetano: That's how we roll
grin
TV/MoviesRe: Thread For "Marvel Comics" Fanboys And Fangirls by mstik(f): 4:42pm On Jul 24, 2014
Oh but you don't know anything tongue naruto rocks
Guykhena: cheesy
Naruto really?
I rather watch dora the explorer tongue
RomanceRe: What Is The Worst Response To "I Love U" That You Hav Heard... by mstik(f): 4:22pm On Jul 24, 2014
Who dosen't tongue
Nairaland GeneralFunny Nigerian Quotes by mstik(op): 4:18pm On Jul 24, 2014
If you remember any,please add it in the comment section...lets try the celebs...






(1). "People exaggerate Corruption in Nigeria. It is not even our first or second problem, maybe the third"- President Jonathan (2014)


(2). "You must be very stupid for saying I bleach my skin. Tell your Editors I said you're stupid."- Alao Akala to Punch Reporter


(3). "How will you tell me I don't have right to treasury of Oyo State Government. The Govt I installed?"- Pa Lamidi Adedibu (2010)


(4). "We want to thank the President for bringing Facebook to Nigeria.” – Information Minister, Labaran Maku. (2009)



(5). “I will rather kill myself than commit suicide.” – Dame Patience Jonathan (2010)


(6). "If I don't contest, Nigerians will feel wan kine" - President Goodluck Jonathan to Christiana Amanpour on CNN


(7). "God is a Democrat, does not support rigging but if you rig and succeed, that means God approves of it.” - Gov. Jonah Jang



(cool. "President Yar'Adua can rule from anywhere in the World"- AGF Michael Aandoaka SAN, AGF to Yar'Adua



(9). "Most of what Nigerians call corruption is not corruption. It is mere stealing" - President Goodluck Jonathan (2014)



(10). “I can see camera people. Are they going to televise us alive?” -Dame Patience Jonathan (2012)



(11). "Na only you waka come? Diaris God o!" - Dame Patience Jonathan (2014)


(12). “Nigerians, don’t panic. Terrorist attacks are everywhere … maybe it is our turn.” – GEJ



(13). "Those that died at the Immigration stampede died as a result of impatience"- Min of Interior, Abba Moro. (2014)




(14). "Boko Haram has restricted my movements within Nigeria. Why are you asking me to go Chibok? Will that #‎BringBackOurGirls? - President Goodluck Jonathan (2014)




(15). "No girls were abducted from Chibok. It is a hoax to make President Jonathan look bad." - Unofficial Presidential Spokesman, Asari 'Obese Thug' Dokubo (2014).




(16). "I did not say Boko Haram was in my cabinet. What I said was they were everywhere in my government." - President Goodluck Jonathan (2014).

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