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Jokes EtcRe: Who Wants To Be A MILLIONAIRE by mstik(f): 1:19pm On Jul 09, 2014
Noted grin. I put Abacha because it was said that he died from a poisoned apple given to him by one of his Indian concubines. So,he took one bite, and he died...Apple decided to use that logo in memory of him grin
Ezedon: It was not Abacha that ate the apple, it was SUAREZ, he was born with teeth in his mouth then the Dr wanted to confirm it n gave him apple
TV/MoviesRe: Which Among This Is Your Favourite Series (season Films)? by mstik(f): 1:16pm On Jul 09, 2014
REVENGE, pretty little liars, LEVERAGE,
Jokes EtcRe: Who Wants To Be A MILLIONAIRE by mstik(f): 11:40am On Jul 09, 2014
Ha! serious JAMB questions. I'll answer some sha grin

If the past tense of Take is
Took, what is the past tense of
Make
answer: made

2a. What are the names of the two people holding hands when you
switch on a Nokia phone ?
answer: Papa and Bomboy

6. Who ate the missing part of the
apple logo?
answer Abacha

1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who likes money more?
answer: all of the above

2. Using the almighty formula,
calculate the diameter of elegushi
beach. (take pi=3.142)
answer 1984.0876meters

3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,
who is Adaobi ?
a bisexual

3)Whats the name of the lady that
says "please enter your secret
number" at the ATM center of the
banks. State reasons why she was
chosen and explain too
answer: her name is Cindy. she was chosen because she has a sexy voice
SportsRe: Nike To Sever Ties With Manchester United by mstik(f): 10:51am On Jul 09, 2014
Did you ever catch that blasted pigeon?
DickDastardly: Silly Nike
SportsRe: Argentina Vs Holland- World Cup Semi-Final (4 - 2) On Penalties On 9th July 2014 by mstik(f): 10:38am On Jul 09, 2014
lol wat flavour?
experimentist: Dear God please, abeg, make Holland win this match... *Continues drinking hollandia milk*
SportsRe: Argentina Vs Holland- World Cup Semi-Final (4 - 2) On Penalties On 9th July 2014 by mstik(f): 10:37am On Jul 09, 2014
I've also had that feeling and nothing would excite me more than for it to happen grin grin
Afam4eva: I want Argentina to win but something in me tells me that the same fate that befell Brazil will Befall Argentina. Germany and Netherland are masters in disgracing teams. I just hope it doesn't happen tonight.
SportsRe: Argentina Vs Holland- World Cup Semi-Final (4 - 2) On Penalties On 9th July 2014 by mstik(f): 10:32am On Jul 09, 2014
Abeg Netherlands should win this thing jare
RomanceRe: What Is Wrong With The Girls Of Nowadays!!! by mstik(f): 9:50am On Jul 09, 2014
hahaha You lie! We shall see
Prowizy2: Netherlands 1 - 2 Argentina.
EducationRe: Why Must Parents Force Their Children To Do Medicine? by mstik(f): 9:48am On Jul 09, 2014
Come, ask your parents "after I study medicine, will you live my life for me?" Explain to them that you do not to do something that you don't like, and you'll be stuck with for life
RomanceRe: What Is Wrong With The Girls Of Nowadays!!! by mstik(f): 9:43am On Jul 09, 2014
what do YOU predict?
Prowizy2: You failed!
CelebritiesRe: Angelina Jolie In Dirty Drug Den!!! She Is A DRUG! by mstik(f): 9:43am On Jul 09, 2014
that was 15 yrs ago when she was a druggie. now, her drug dealer of then decided to release this video just to smear her name.
RomanceRe: What Is Wrong With The Girls Of Nowadays!!! by mstik(f): 9:38am On Jul 09, 2014
netherlands 5; Argentina 1 ( messi will score the goal)
Prowizy2: Netherlands Vs Argentina . . Ur prediction?
RomanceRe: My Current Girlfriend's Mother Offered Me 200K To Leave Her Daughter by mstik(f): 9:34am On Jul 09, 2014
no, i know he opens crappy threads buh I'm just givin him advice na grin
Guykhena: Lol,you're taking this dude seriously? shocked
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry The Daughter Of The President by mstik(f): 9:14am On Jul 09, 2014
do i? everyone knows andyblaze and what he does undecided
Andyblaze: boomba angry angry


do u have evidence to back up your claims?




#BITG
RomanceRe: My Current Girlfriend's Mother Offered Me 200K To Leave Her Daughter by mstik(f): 9:10am On Jul 09, 2014
Accept the money
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry The Daughter Of The President by mstik(f): 9:08am On Jul 09, 2014
But you're the greatest troll of them all huh
RomanceRe: . by mstik(f): 8:50am On Jul 09, 2014
Tell him to grow up. pet ko, pet ni
CelebritiesRe: Naija Baddest Babe Maheeda Sets For Australia Tour + Share New $exy Photos by mstik(f): 8:49am On Jul 09, 2014
haha. I laugh in German. Who knows her? Who will come? She will perform for empty seats grin
RomanceRe: Facts About Fat And Silm Girls by mstik(f): 8:38am On Jul 09, 2014
wat you use to cover yourself when you,re cold undecided
Quelme: duvet.? Wetin dat wan mean again.?
CultureRe: Our People Are So Bush And Uncultured...... Picture included by mstik(f): 1:05am On Jul 09, 2014
Amen, sista!
Ezeed: It's people like you that made the whites take us as slaves. Your people are so bush, but I bet the 'not-your-people' are just right! Still worshipping them much?


#I fail to understand why the average black looks upon another like a second class citizen! May we not sell ourselves into slavery again with this mentality.
SportsRe: Netherlands Vs Argentina: Maradona Predicts A Walk Over For Argentina by mstik(f): 1:00am On Jul 09, 2014
oh yeah? Such cockiness! What happened to Brazil shall happen to them . Messi is their only saving grace. If they could struggle with Iran and painstakingly manage to win Nigeria, they are in big trouble. We shall surely see. 5-0 in favour of netherland
SportsRe: If Nigeria Had Been Beaten By Today's Scoreline?(7-1)? by mstik(f): 12:45am On Jul 09, 2014
hian! Keshi would hear it! At least, Nigeria's exit was with dignity
SportsRe: World Cup Headlines Today In Naija!! by mstik(f): 12:41am On Jul 09, 2014
funny
RomanceRe: I Want To Marry The Daughter Of The President by mstik(f): 12:21am On Jul 09, 2014
nawa o where have you been? people don dey search for you. Anyway, Mr. president's Daughter is already married. Sorry. Try again next year.
PoliticsRe: The Chances Of Brazil Equalizing & APC Winning The 2015 Pres Election by mstik(f): 11:17pm On Jul 08, 2014
nawa oh
RomanceRe: Facts About Fat And Silm Girls by mstik(f): 11:14pm On Jul 08, 2014
lolz ever heard of a duvet?
SportsRe: Brazil Vs Germany: World Cup 2014 Semi-final (1 - 7) On 8th July 2014 by mstik(f): 10:37pm On Jul 08, 2014
lol grin grin grin. if they score again nko?
Guykhena: [size=25pt]goaal
B-1st goal
R-2nd goal
A- 3rd goal
Z-4th goal
I-5th goal
L-6th goal
.(Full stop)- 7th goal
BRAZIL.
7-0
Once again I shame for Brazil
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SportsRe: Brazil Vs Germany: World Cup 2014 Semi-final (1 - 7) On 8th July 2014 by mstik(f): 10:36pm On Jul 08, 2014
WARRRRRRISSSS DISSSSS.. this is going to be one historical moment in the history of world cup

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