₦airaland Forum

Hey Nlanders,

Before the election, we heard of promises from the opposition party telling us they would do these and do that, uhm! But right now, after winning the election, all we hear from them is that the out going president didn't give useful tips, we should not expect miracles, the country is indebted, that it might be difficult to fix somethings, and the excuses are endless.

If you asked me, I'll suggest he should just resign and hand over to his vice-elect before they start telling us it was our fault to have voted them in the first place.

or what do you guys think?

chucksbadt:
08146228481......gimme a call

Oga mk I call u? U get job for mi?

Pls, mk una no mistake intelligence for brilliance

Meanwhile, some r naturally brilliant, some acquired brilliance while some die trying.

Our best graduating student was a bad tongue user and chaser whn it comes to woman. He grad with 3.82/4.0

I'm NT a distinction student bt I grad top class though, yet, I am NT a die hard reader, truth is I read leisurely bt my time is well managed doing oda things even if NT academics (press work).

Conclusively, try to know ursef, dnt copy odas, try diff methods to knw wch works for u, be friend to high grade students (NT serious students; cos NT every serious student is a beta grade student) and in all, always consult God. That's wt I did most in my days in PTI.

Oduduwaboy:
mtcheeeew...misogynist! go fvck your sister!

Misogynist and yet I shud go 4k my sister...I forgif u!
Bt am NT misogynist, I treat them with respect deservedly.

Small time, Dem go end up in church for deliverance becos dey re possess...

if I catch my sister trending dis path, i go mk sure thunder fire am. Rubbish!

Awon oniranu gbogbo!

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You can as well order for your feeds.

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Also, we construct and sell collapsible ponds of various sizes.

Just make the call and we are at your Beck and call...

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Contact number: 07069089011
Email: renadox@yahoo.com
Location: Portharcourt.

Please note: that we work outside our territory, hence, no barrier to our services.

Thank you as you make that call today.

chucksbadt:
Bro aw did it go?.....are you peeps going again?....am interested!

It rained so thr was no much I cud do. Plan going bak on Friday next wk anyways.

Pinkiedearie:
..you're smart..like you've been in this game since..

A gud day like dt, a babe called my guy she was coming to say hi frm Ikorodu...my guy said no lele, as she was almost approaching home, my guy called to ascertain her location only for to include in her response dt she's coming with her friend, my guy was mad with rage. So he informed mi nah, I say dt na small tin nah, mk dt her friend just try fyn small. Naso Dem reach o, thx God d friend was beta Dan my paddy babe, as we enter room host Dem small, naim I excuse d friend, she no even waste time comot with mi...we come enter anoda paddyman place, frm left to right, we bleep. While my paddy listen to story for d gods from e babe...who enjoy pass? Bad news...dt my quickie was a lesbian! Bt I was gud on how to handle lesbian den unlike now wey I don born-again. Lol.
Mk I go c Wike 1st, I dey come.

[quote author=njuwo post=33759230]Everyone does it in his or

U get binoculars wey u tk dey c thru minds abi? Issorait...tailing u in Buhari's voice.

In simple terms, the recent marriages have expiring date owing to some factors responsible...most importantly, no fear of God and parent any longer. Besides, our girls are to smart for themselves, wants to copy from one another, and most of our guys are just too solomoic in nature.

fidel9871:
i don't fink der is anoda exam for now, i heard they recently organized aptitude test for OND graduates.....after they conclude interviews for B.Sc they'll start interviewing OND graduates

Thanks bro...pls kip mi posted.

lipstick2:
Over hyped city with poor planning and road networking..

Am sure it was Oyigbo or Etche u sojourned whn u came...Ptown is NT dt bad.

Yimuyimu...Soro niyen! Smh.
Porta Koh Port Harcourt ni...just few places and not as u v described.

Lest I forget...d Boolee is No 1...damn! No place does it beta like Garden city.

killer hips...wider cunt.

[quote author=Kinkynature post=31441275]saw ur pm...do mi an email to renadox@yahoo.com. We cud frm thr talk on fone.

Ptown guys,

Who is ready? Myself and some group of guys are routing via Onne 2mao in search of companies to drop cv, if you didnt mind, lets meet and plan towards it.

Guys, would thr still be another exam dis wkend so that i can gatecrash. Besides, abeg, wetin be thr email add mk i for fit forward my cv...better late than never. Thx!

11. Nigerians are gud at improving on an invented idea, such that the inventor will be left confused because the intent would have been deviated.

What I observed overtime these days is that the big men at the hemp of leadership in our country are killing the potentials of the young shall grow. Now, the question is how do I mean? I will explain in simple terms and sentence.

When you come up with ideas, presented before these men to sponsor and facilitate, instead of supporting and encouraging, they change the frontpage and hijack it.

Another salient instance is when it comes to delegating duties of sensitive positions in the country, no young sharp is allow to assume responsibilities. We are still recycling these bunch of 1960's men.

So please, how can we grow as a nation collectively?

In dis era of trekking, I'll trek frm my kitchen to d bathroom! *rotfl* to show aw much I luv snail Dan point n kill.

Hey guys,

Is no longer news aw some guys denied gals who exhibited evidence of sex in d public (pregnant). Just few hours ago, my guy shared his ordeal concerning aw he denied having anytin to do with a lady that claimed she's pregnant for him. Meanwhile, he has bin bleeping d said babe for sometimes now.

He said he felt bad about it but dt he can't marry d babe and oda underrated nonsense he ranted.

Dis is NT d 1st time I'm hearing dis, infact, I've lost count. So, I ve been pondering on reasons why guys detest accepting responsibility for pregnancies...pls, if you do know, kindly share it.

rhema4u:
If this makes front page, I'd trek from my place in Akpajo to Oil Mill Junction!

So u stay close!

dharay99:
proff boo snatcher...u try.
dat ur numb3, hmm...hmmm.
Numb 4 & 5 are so on point...guys tingy.

Is NT wt u think...that I watch football, does it mk mi a footballer?

williamspaul22:
So u re encouraging our gals to steal each other's boyfrd/menfrds abi?

Rara o...encouraging Keh! Just making it easier Noni.

sinaj:
Evil

Its ur gf de wil snatch frm u

Hahahahah...biko! Just trying to help, dis' a fact we can't hide from...We can't shy away frm it...just like d way we can't openly request to buy condoms in a pharmacy, yet, we still buy.

Of cos...like it doesn't happen, yet, it is common amongst our ladies; babes snatching there fellow friends' bfs. Unfortunately, most times, it ends in a fracas and quarrel.
This particular topic is meant for those babes interested to take over those guys from their respective dedicated gfs without war.
Here are the highlights...
1. Come close to the guy, observe wt kind of gf he has, lookout for d loopholes in there r/s while you showcase your strength via smokescreen.
2. Be a gud listener, most gfs are chatterbox, guys like cool, careful, humble, and an effective listener with online solutions. Mk ursef 1 and u'll attract great guys.
3. Play the chess game of sacrificing ur bishop for knight...I'll explain dis later.
4. Be an effective communicator...mostly during chat. Guys hate all such response like; k, I, ya, and d lest...be a gud chatter.
5. Command a wave of respect; don't be proud bt be approachable such as don't just conclude every guy is out there to ask you out, be open.
...I'll continue later.
Nairalanders...ova to you, mk contributions and let our gals get themselves 1daful guys dt dey deserve.

I have decided to start wearing white in the month of April, since it will involve soaking and bleaching for cleanliness, and am familiar with just jik and hypo, I bring it to d modas in d hus for Dem to help in order to knw wch of the two products is beta.

The email no dey go nah! Shuooo!

Abeg, send d correct email wit d speed of light.