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otr1:
To even think that he was a former Dep. Governor, a Former Governor, and a Former Vice President beats my imagination. The man has a dangerous psychological problem. An inexplicable combination of complexes. SMH

yes ooo, u're damn right dude.

Nelsonflexxx:
It's so painful that we are in a country where anything goes when money comes calling. I'm not concerned if AIT's report is true or not but I can remember this same station painting Goodluck Jonathan black and publishing all sorts of positive things about IBB when they were already bribed by the later. if this is the kind of media we have(bcoz they are one of the loudest voices among TV houses in Nigeria ), then Nigeria is in big trouble. I want to believe they broadcasting everything to favour Mr President now bcoz he afford to buy them now since he has suddenly grown fat financial muscles after handling the affairs of the nation. meanwhile salient truths are kept secret

yes ooo. U're damn right...

Champion01:
All right. Done.

dispose ur T.V too.

F22RAPTOR:
bro...you sabi book well well. Some of these babes want to eat their cake and have it

it's have the cake and eat it.

Harry Potter. Don't even knw wot to say... Yawns.

Mtcheeeeeeeeeeew. Fake b'itch...

Chelsea : na we get ham, na we dy here...

Dude, forget about 1st class... Just do ur thn, and study hard.
U fit get dat 1st class if ur mind is nt at it.
Dnt get obsessed wt it.
Thank me later.

CharlesNneji1:
Call her up anytime.

Well, birthday teasing lines that I have used myself that works is usually stuffs like:

"Hey, Happy birthday" *then you will get the usual thank you*, you could say something like:

"You have old finish o, let's do and marry before you gan reach menopause" (say this with a smile or it would sound like an insult)

She might just laugh...then you can take it up a bit by saying.

"No, minus joke - because it's your birthday I will give you the chance to propose to me today. After today, I no go gree again"

Again, this should be said with a smile...after she has laughed and probably say: "for your mind, what are you feeling like"

You can say something normal like: "just wanted 2 say HBD, though" then throw in a little of other things you wanted to say and end the call

Hope this helps; I will like to hear how it went *winks*

so that's hw it went up there. Thanks once again. Plz can i have ur number, xo dat i cud call or text weneva i need u.

quote author=CharlesNneji1 post=31162048]

Call her up anytime.

Well, birthday teasing lines that I have used myself that works is usually stuffs like:

"Hey, Happy birthday" *then you will get the usual thank you*, you could say something like:

"You have old finish o, let's do and marry before you gan reach menopause" (say this with a smile or it would sound like an insult)

She might just laugh...then you can take it up a bit by saying.

"No, minus joke - because it's your birthday I will give you the chance to propose to me today. After today, I no go gree again"

Again, this should be said with a smile...after she has laughed and probably say: "for your mind, what are you feeling like"

You can say something normal like: "just wanted 2 say HBD, though" then throw in a little of other things you wanted to say and end the call

Hope this helps; I will like to hear how it went *winks*[/quote]Oh My God bro, i wished u cud hear our convo.
Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me...
THANKS SO MUCH BRO. I Dnt knw how am gonna show my appreciation 2u... U're da bomb.
The girl was so happy, smiling, blushing, going crazy wt lafta... I teased her 2 D point dat she said "am so funny, am 2 funny, dat am nt serious wen teasing her." afta dat we talkd abt oda tinz 2. We laffed tayad 2geda...
She so much appreciate d call...
Thanks bro... Dat's hw it went o.

CharlesNneji1:
Call her up, say happy birthday to her then tease her while you are at it.

Secondly; When a girl responds to your teasing with what those girls just replied with, it means everything is going fine.

So when that girl had said: "Did I ask for one", you would have taken it up a bit by playfully saying: "Before nko, I have noticed the way you have been eyeing me".

What this will do is one; make her laugh and two; make her start feeling you are kinda different.

There is no script for having a wonderful conversation with a girl. Just flow with the conversation with the mindset that you are talking to a little sister or a close male friend of yours.

The same way you playfully make fun of your guys when you talk with them - that is what you should use on girls. Guys usually don't talk to them that way and because of that; it gets their attention.

Thanks bro... i just really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really appreciate it.
Since u've asked me to tease her, Gimme sum tips 2 go with that coz it's her birthday and it's been awhile since hv called her last.
How am i gonna go wt D teasing? Coz d prob i hve is "i dnt realy knw hw 2 tease her and kip d convo going. Plz, it's her birthday and i wanna be different frm oda guys. Dn arund wot tym shud i call her coz na 2day be hr birthday. Thanks.

CharlesNneji1:
Sharp guy. The thing is this; getting a girl's contact is the easiest step in seduction.
.

Thanks bro for all the tips... Have been trying dem out, and it has been working out for me... I finally get dm 2 notice me.
There's dz gal on facebook, she posted a pic and guys wer like wow fine pic, sexy gal, beautiful. The gal head cum dy swell. So i cum post diz 4 hr pic - "Comot here joor, you are too sexxxy for my liking, i can't date someone like you." i posted dat 4 different gals pics... Here is their replies.= 1. Said "AND DID I TELL U AM LUKIN 4 1"
2. Anoda gal said "MUBBY Y AR U BEEFING ME"
3. Anoda 1 said "HER BEING SEXY GAN GAN IS DA REAL DEAL... Pls help me out wt wot 2 reply them.

Then anoda tin wey i won ask be diz, there's dz gal wey i like welas, we dn dy tok welas, she dn knw say i lyk ham welas, thou i neva tel hr anytn yet, was just bein nice and caring arund her. I go dy cal hr welas, buh she no go call me at ol. Xo she postd 1 fine pix 4 facebuk, i cum comment wt dz - "Comot here joor, you are too sexxxy for my liking, i can't date someone like you." xo her reply was "DID I TEL U AM LUKING For 1" i just replied hr wt Loool. I just stoppd calling her since den. It's been 2weeks naw since we've tok last. D tin wey i won ask be say "na 2day be her birthday, wetn i shud do? Shey mak i no cal hr? Or text her? Or wetn i shud do?
I need urgent ansas 2 doze questns plsss.

Lol... End time things.

Lol... Na die be dat o

Lol...

Aegon:
Shut the hell up you bokoharam sympathizer. It it people like you in the civil and political service that betray your countrymen to their deaths. Our armed forces have died in their thousands because of the treachery of people like you. Our army will defeat you and the the gates of hell will only prevail in your personal life. God bless Nigeria, my only country.

Lol... This kinda reply always maks me laf.
Whatever kind of attention you were looking for, you missed.

row row row your boat gently the fvck away from me.

Blackett:
My friend, shut the fvck up! Is it your mb he's using to show her off, fool? Does that girl look like the most beautiful girl in the world? Does she look like a trophy wife to you, you die hard dumbass? It's his choice. He proposed, she said yes. Wtf is your business with whether he uploads it or not?

Haven't you see pictures of a nairalander getting married making frontpage everytime? You're a fool!

row row row your boat gently the fvck away from me...
do I have time for your bullshit? no no no no no no \_ no no no no no no.

Why da HelL ARE Dey dancing? The war is not even oVEr yET.

GEJ dn give them false hope shaa. never give up on ur dreams keep dancing

WHY DO I STILL GET THE URGE TO COMMENT. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME

mulattoclaro:
thanks for the compliment but I'm not looking for attention just expressing my joy.

Must you show her off... U're da kind of guy dat dates or marries a gal just 4 show off. Wel, best of Luck wt dat. "Thank God for that picture, no guy will look at it two times and that means there is no way they will take you seriously - keep uploading those kinda ugly picture"

Whatever kind of attention you were looking for, you missed.

And da joke is Dry...

That video is Top Notch...
P~ square sabi D tin...

Unlike some slowpokes wey no sabi do video.

- "Comot here joor, she is too sexxxy for my liking, i can't date someone like her."

Whatever kind of attention you were looking for, you missed.

I rep Top Notch Videos...
P~square sabi the thing

It's mor dan dat, most of dm fear kirikiri, some coz he's a muslim, some coz he's old, some coz he's hausa, some coz dm just like GEJ.

Thy reasns plenty sha...

- "Comot here joor, Whatever kind of attention you were looking for, you missed.

Basket mouth always trying 2 be funny...
Dis dude is naw dry dis days...

Mayb he needs deliverance frm Tb joshua too.

Never give up on ur dreams keep sleeping people...

Fucking up is just a habit of GEJ... Used to care, now I care less. At this point I don’t even care. I’m just going with the flow. Whatever happens, happens.

If na wheel Barrow dm go use pack him Loads. So be it.

[quote author=Hychineson post=31061239][/quote]row row row your boat gently the f.uck away from me