Analytically concise

BizBloke:


Hi Mucokey,

Your Apple iPhone is still in transit and yet to arrive Specuit Cargo (USA). You'll be duly notified when it does.

Cheers.

Speechless

Hi BizBloke, still patiently waiting for response over my order (iphone 4s) if actually it made the freight of the day

BizBloke:
Hi Mucokey,

This is to inform you that the product in your order has been successfully purchased. You'll be notified when it's dispatched to Specuit Cargo (USA).

Three cheers.

okay!

BizBloke:


Hi Mucokey,

eBay hardly works with Sales Tax but once in a while, she does - something which isn't visible until the point of checkout as is the case with Local Freight Fee (eBay) or Local Freight Fee and/or Sales Tax (Amazon). So, you need to understand that the tenable invoice couldn't have been obtained in this case since this Sales Tax was only visible at the point of check out; it's my duty to re-assess all invoices before purchase and if any discrepancy, communicate that to the client, not intended to upset/disappoint but to be on same path before the commitment of purchase.

Thanks.

Noted!
Like i earlier on opined, IOU. Just drop off the said invoice of Naira equivalent Which I'm to pay up at a later date...thanks

BizBloke:
Hi Mucokey,

There's a $4.21 Sales Tax on your order. Please, proceed with the transfer of the balance so that I conclude the purchase. I'm standing by.

Thanks.

So disappointing that after taking my out to mail n re-mail you n your team for a tenable invoice Which you conclusively replied that i shud work with your already prepared invoice....buh alas! Here we go again.
Factually, i would ve paid up the additional money but you ve to give me more time, maybe towards pickup cos i cannot afford the 'add on' involve in inter bank transfer now since zenith bank location in my current city is way too far.
Just give me the Naira equivalent, i promise to pay up before due date delivery.

Waiting for the confirmation of inter bank transfer made initiated from my account for the procurement of the iphone 4s on ebay.com...
Respond ASAP the alert reflects....hopefully thankful

@BizBloke

wisestman:
Hello house,

I Was sent this mail yesterday from GTBank. I have not heard any pronouncement of such charges by CBN. anyone with such info about annual card maintenance fee directive from CBN to all banks?

re you new to Nigeria banking sector...They ve continued hub_nubbing since time immemorial. First bank is not left out.
Nigerians brace up cos we re in dis shiit together.

More tension for naija

Man in nature has been dat way...

Imagine the convo below

Janeify:
They look good,i love Linda Ikeji's gown,it fits her...the guy in the last picture looks like fulani/Niger descendants ;he looks like a g*y too

Just say the guy cute n throway the gayish trash

mrvitalis:
i wipe for my country ....a place were failure is celebrated .......abia ....i have never pitted u ...cos the way u make ur bed the way u ley on it
....nigerians is not ready for change ....we are all fools

Oyibo!

@lolaluv1 n toniro, thanx to ur great contributions n @all i really appreciate.
Oga Seun, thank u for building this 'knowledge bank' cos this is why ppl literary say God bless u...n i must add He should bless u even without ur permission.
Ama relaunch my quest with these padded knowledge garnered so far.

prettimoi:
Op fear not, that u gave d account number to the manager wont make his money (if he had any) disappear.take dat death certificate to the court,with that u will be issued a bank certificate which u will take to any branch of the bank to officially obtain the balance in his account.the bank staff will write his balance and stamp behind the bank certificate.u will then take it back to the court and will be issued letter of administration giving u the right to claim every kobo he had, just like someone said, u will pay a percentage of wat he had to the court.u will either open an account in their bank and the cash transfered to your account or u will be issued a bankdraft.in this time and age u dont need to go to maiduguri to do this,it can be done in any of their branches.u dont need a lawyer.

Comprehensively assimilated sist. This ur analysis has really resuscitated my quest. I can as well give it a shot since i'm now assured dat Anything maiduguri isn't gonna rear up anywhere. Remain blessed.

@lofty900 i beg of u to just calm down n neglect
ppl who in spite of their daftness now claim to be custodian of wisdom. It beats me why Nigerians now enjoy generalizing n classifying everyone as fraudster without an atom of benefit of doubt.

dominique:
^^^ The bank should have at least contacted the next of kin state by your brother. I'm suspecting foul play here, you may need to employ the services of a lawyer.

The branch bank manager i met as at then told me that he since he didn't marry that, there exists no next of kin in that case...my fears is that i ignorantly gave him the account number cos he asked for it as i was about leaving his office then.

shadowgwalker:
if you are asking this in this modern time like you don't know where lawyers are then you must be a fraudster. if you are a fraudster, I pray the business of duping fails you woefully.

Just wish u ll take ur time out and reread my post for complete comprehension. Expressed that it's 3years now and at the 1st instance i went to court as advised by the branch bank manager, the 'probate officer' told me that before everything would be carried out that i should ve to pay a visit to maiduguri where he opened the account in the 1st place which instantly immobilized my intent to carry on and thus wish to know if there's other means to peep into the account before setting out for this seemingly vague journey.

dominique:
Op, if your brother did not leave you as his next of kin, there's no way you can claim his money. Go work hard for yours

How does one actually know the actual next of kin since he's not married and we ve tried as much as possible to ve absolved my heart-broken mum from such venture. He's my eldest brother if you must know.
As i earlier on opined, it's 3years and counting and also i ve been surviving i wonder what informs you that i solely rely on your already acclaimed largesse for my utmost survival

From my post, i pleaded on anyone with useful and helpful contribution to come up and not mere abusers and jesters

How time flies!




Modified*



Aside my brother and i nobody in my family dare ask about the bank details anymore because of the fact that he's with his goods and money when the tragedy struck though nobody gave the vivid account of his death, we only saw the gun wound on his neck and some scuffles showing he might ve had struggle with his assailants who probably knew him as a great dealer and distributor of recharge card.

Though it's 3 years now since this ordeal, we ve not done more to make a headway about this said account and the more i tried waving it aside the more the sense of absurdity and curiosity uphold me.

I am taking this day and this space in begging anyone that knows how to properly go about this issue to please come to my rescue because it always quake my sense of inner tranquility whenever the thought flash to my senses and many events recently trigger it.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Casual-Watch-Pyramid-Eiffel-Tower-for-women-dress-Watches-men-BOBO-Ladies-quartz-watch-Unisex-bronze/1367902806.html

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2014-CURREN-Brand-Leather-Strap-Watch-8123-Quartz-Watches-Business-Casual-Men-s-Sports-Watches-Military/2033030947.html

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Top-Sale-CURREN-8078-Men-s-Quartz-Military-Watches-Men-s-Leather-Strap-Sports-Watches-100/1941631316.html 2

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Curren-Brand-Watch-Men-Full-Steel-Military-Watch-Analog-Diaplay-Auto-Date-Luxury-Men-s-Quartz/2039797924.html

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Men-s-Fashion-Geneva-Casual-Faux-Leather-Band-Quartz-Analog-Wrist-Watch-B02/2038763191.html black

larryshow4:


Exchange rate is really bad right now, wouldn't work for your budget range.

Thanx for bringing it up to my notice...trust u ll do same when there's turn around

justi4jesu:


Sent you the necessary info on whatsapp.

Noted

justi4jesu:
@Mucokey


#10,000 Alert received

Still waiting for further instructions on whatsapp

I vote Kulboy

cc Dygeasy

justi4jesu:
.....@Mucokey

Samsung S3 Secured from the seller.

Good to know...balance loading

Lstar4real:
Okay sir ..Thanks sir

Please i want the quote for these:
1) http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2014-Men-Loafer-Shoes-Trendy-Suede-Leather-Slip-on-Loafers-Vintage-Style-Men-Casual-Moccasins-Shoes/2037227278.html
2) http://www.aliexpress.com/item/SIZE38-44-2014-Suede-European-style-genuine-leather-Shoes-Men-s-oxfords-california-casual-Loafers-sneakers/32225070493.html

3) http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2014-men-s-genuine-leather-cowhide-flats-shoes-casual-shoes-slip-on-lace-up-business-flats/2035686413.html

4) http://www.aliexpress.com/item/2014-Fashion-Style-genuine-leather-men-Casual-shoes-flats-Crocodile-leather-Loafers-High-Quality-Oxfords-free/1896571896.html

Need the prices, commissions n possibly the duration...thanx

Wonderlands:



how vagina go dey smell come out like that? nor be say she naked, shu

When they say women dey suffer you bein block ur ears . Once each of them refuses to apply proper hygiene na hin be say yawa don gas

Wonderlands:



how vagina go dey smell come out like that? nor be say she naked, shu

you still dey wan follow Thomas hia
when you hear say women dey suffer,na practical aspect be dis...pity women

Wonderlands:
tell her to shave her armpit hair clean and use deodorants and tell her to bath regularly, and its transferable, dumbass

You read abt how to ameliorate vag*na odor you come dey yarn abt armpit n elbow-pit ni .
@op, you re a lady i supposed thus shud be in a better position to help her out on this by encouraging her to go for proper testing in the first place cos the way you ve portrayed it, it's almost outta common bath issue not that proper bathing does not count buh if it's sort of infection it ll surely be needing proper medications.

justi4jesu:

Justi...you ve a mail

mikkyangel:


S3....fully unlocked(blue)...(mint with screen protector)................35k
....charger
....Otter box defender
.....ear buds
....power bank
...box.

Mouth watering sort of...buh what abt just s3 cos of my low budget..
Just S3...range of 25-27k