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TV/Movies / Re: Five Ridiculous Questions With Obvious Answers Asked In Nollywood Movies by Mucokey(m): 4:03am On Sep 17, 2013
Space booked....
Thrilling n hilarious combo from d distinguished Senbo...
Phones / Re: Ever Wondered Why Blackberry Smartphones Have No Radio by Mucokey(m): 11:19am On Sep 16, 2013
Do BBs now come with terrestrial Radios...YES. Try checking up on Curve 7. It has inbuilt Radio...
Politics / Re: Arik Stowaway, Daniel Ohikhena : “I Am Tired, I Want To Go Home" by Mucokey(m): 6:48am On Sep 12, 2013
Copy him to ur own peril

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Politics / Re: Army Five-Star Hotel Under-construction In Enugu by Mucokey(m): 7:47pm On Sep 06, 2013
Afam4eva:
I agree with you to some extent. But at all at all na him bad. At least the Hotel will add to the IGR of the state and also creat some employment for the natives. But i think Ihejirika should think of setting up an Army school in Enugu or anywhere in the SE.
Truth be told... i can categorically say that COAS (Ihejirika) is the only benefit i ve come close to enjoy in this regime. At the moment, he's eagerly building seriously an Army school in his home town (Ovim Isuikwato) which happens to be my L.G.A in Abia state. Though i am yet to fully know the capacity of this military school but, trust me it's a very large school to behold.
At least my ppl can ve that as a sign of #FreshAir
Nairaland / General / Re: Silly Things You Believed As A Kid? by Mucokey(m): 7:08pm On Sep 06, 2013
Mazi_Omenuko:

Yet you refuse to grace the Legend thread with the Rose tale.

@topic: the dilemma of every child, "where do babies come from?"
Soo believed that pregnant women were actually being cut open thru the bellybutton n dat really solved it for us then cool

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Politics / Re: Molue Banned From Lagos Island by Mucokey(m): 8:29pm On Sep 05, 2013
The era of new tinz since End is so near lipsrsealed

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Phones / Re: Tell Me Your Bb Problem And Get The Ans by Mucokey(m): 6:30pm On Sep 02, 2013
Please, it's now pertinent for dis request. I ve not been a bb freak buh i just decided to give dis bold 6 a try n problem is dat most time if i reboot it it either will not work well...either its track pad malfulfumations or i ll not be able to make n hear my partner till i reboot it severally. Please help
Health / Re: Fertility Clinics Buy Sperm From Lagosians For N50,000 by Mucokey(m): 8:23am On Aug 31, 2013
@OP
I need the proper address ASAP. This Runz girl wey say I go pay am 7k after wey I don pay hotel finish...na so my money for don accumulate upto getting married self.
I beg for the hospital address once more

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Phones / Re: Glo Unveils Bounce Tariff: Get 30MB Per Recharge And Call ALL Networks At 12k/s by Mucokey(m): 12:32pm On Aug 13, 2013
Too good to b true....buh I ve vowed never to insert Glo SIM in ma phone anymore, buh dis seems too tempting especially dat of accumulation of MBs
Literature / Re: Call Center Crazies by Mucokey(m): 12:29pm On Aug 13, 2013
Too captivating to resist...buh so sowie cos I ve vowed never to try memorising ur moniker since I ve been tailing u after ur 1st release...thumb up man!
Phones / Re: How Do I Make Use Of This Bonus Airtime From MTN by Mucokey(m): 1:41pm On Aug 01, 2013
calabaman:
Sorry about that Mr Honsule. May I please know your tarrif plan? For smooth talk and trutalk tariff plans, kindly use *380*1*THE MTN NUMBER# to regsiter 1 me2u number for MTN smoothtalk and 2 me2u numbers for MTN tru talk. After doin so, you can then call those me2u numbers with your bonus.
Thanks for choosing MTN, do have a nice day!
cud say tnx for ur bit in throwing some lights abt dis innovation, buh my ish now is dat I'm in the TRUTALK cadre n since my 1st bonus of #300 after my 1st recharge of #200...nothing like bonus for me again after abt 2wks now .
How does it actually pans out ?
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Month Nairalanders by Mucokey(m): 7:43am On Aug 01, 2013
wabbylie: U're truly d august one
Yes I'm ...August my month of birth..
God! My august visitor
Education / Re: Obasanjo Was A Troublesome Student - NOUN Vice-Chancellor by Mucokey(m): 11:57am On Jul 31, 2013
.[quote author=DIVINE78]
Orji uzor kalu founded Abia state university when he was as a governor. He enrolled in the same university as a student while he was a governor. Smh.
The university withdrew he cert when he completed his tenure.
^^^
MOFOs like u can never reason logically in tune with facts, rather u only spitle gibberish n end up advertising ur ignoramus score card.
B4 u jump out of cage again n reason wit ur Anús in place of brain,. Absu was established far b4 OUK became governor in 1999...
Thiiink
Politics / Re: Tonto Dikeh Slams Nigerian Senators? by Mucokey(m): 4:59am On Jul 26, 2013
undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: My Birthday Wishes!!!! by Mucokey(m): 7:45am On Jul 19, 2013
Happy Bday to only real Maxi____Mazi of NL....u re truly a legend even without the Legend of Fuvkry!
Politics / Re: Al-Mustapha Visits TB Joshua Immediately After Release by Mucokey(m): 10:21am On Jul 13, 2013
T B Joshua! U re now god to many

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Education / Re: Riot In University of Uyo: Can Any One Confirm? by Mucokey(m): 6:47am On Jun 13, 2013
Are we still being deceived n deluded by dis analogy of what man can do, woman can do better?
Just to refresh our dazed memories of almost same thing happened in Nekede some few yrs back also causing deaths n excruciating pains to students of that institution because of this shortcoming of women administrators. They always believe they need GUARDS instead of GUIDES... R I P to the dead
Computers / Re: Huawei USB Modem Unlocker - Download Here! by Mucokey(m): 12:47am On May 08, 2013
femi4: It cant be unlock by codes and I m not sure if its on dccrap list cos its not mf series

byfemi4(m):10:15pm OnMay 06 Manutd19: Pls help me unlock my etisalat modem.
Imei: 861424010835197
serial CE1588
ean: 6934933014114. Thanks 25272695
buh I think this has almost same serial/model configuration as mine...
Dig deeper plzz
Computers / Re: Huawei USB Modem Unlocker - Download Here! by Mucokey(m): 5:25pm On May 07, 2013
3RNEST:
No unlock code for ZTE, only Huawei grin
As if u re serious !
Just surf n go cos wen the 'real' gurus show up ...no stopping them.
Gurus! Plss I'm hanging on ...waiting n hoping cool
Computers / Re: Huawei USB Modem Unlocker - Download Here! by Mucokey(m): 2:53pm On May 07, 2013
Please, help me with the unlock code for this etisalat zte modem.
Imei: 359538037955180
model: zte ce1588
gratefully waiting.
N/B...I ve got a-12 code digit but the unlocking interface requests for a-16 code digit
Literature / Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Mucokey(m): 8:36am On May 02, 2013
Mazi_Omenuko: Good morning y'all.

Have a nice day.
Same from me ...buh it's seems u re never to give a damn abt the sanctity of 'holy places' even after experiencing the 'repercussion' of ur sexcapede u encountered once ...
Ur sense of narrativity remains emulating
Family / Re: The World's Largest Family Of 181 Members: by Mucokey(m): 6:54pm On May 01, 2013
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can't someone just help dis biatch n balance her drug with plenty of Valium 5 ....even if she never wakes up ...it may do the world a favour ..
She's been taunting n trolling all day-long
Celebrities / Re: Guess Which Actress Owns This Backside by Mucokey(m): 2:57am On May 01, 2013
To'to Decay...buh dis babe set for physique no be small... ooh
Celebrities / Re: Comedienne Princess Weds At Ikoyi Registry (photo) by Mucokey(m): 11:52pm On Apr 22, 2013
Why does it seem everyone is too shy or over-respecting her on this apparently fact that she's older than the groom
Me self go like make she read am here n maybe use am add up to her jokes weneva she com stage cool.
Religion / Re: Bible Verses For Today by Mucokey(m): 2:59pm On Apr 21, 2013
FXKing2012:
Could someone please explain this passage, I've always struggled to understand what it means that money answers everything.
"Through indolence the rafters [of state affairs] decay {and} the roof sinks in, and through idleness of the hands the house leaks. [Instead of repairing the breaches, the officials] make a feast for laughter, serve wine to cheer life, and [depend on tax] money to answer for all of it." (Ecclesiastes 10:18-19).
This is the Amplified Version of that passage

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Romance / Re: He Proposed. And She Gave Him A Stinging Slap... by Mucokey(m): 10:01am On Apr 21, 2013
Jerry-jat:
Man: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me?

... Woman: (stands up and lands a stinging slap on his face) I have waited more than 9yrs, I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even went out of my way to be nice to every male specie of marriageable age! I took up new hobbies, watching football and play station. I went to Daystar, from Daystar, I went to House on the Rock, from House on the rock I went to Guiding Light Assembly, Phronesis christian centre int'l, MFM,christ embassy,Redeemed, from there i went to This Present Winners looking every where for you l went from a size 14 to asize 10, so that when you see me you’d love what you see.

I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt, then I went all the way to Kano I joined hi-five,
from hi-five to facebook, then I went to twitter, I even had a blog on which I ranted, hoping ♈ōϋ would show up! for where? I uploaded only my best pictures on Facebook, infact I took photo sessions to look my best, all for you o!

I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect!

The next place I was hoping to check was the moon, before you crawled out, crawled out from the house directly next to mine! So it was you all this while? The neighbour I said hello to every morning?

Were you trying to destroy my faith?

You almost rendered my prayer life useless?

What were you waiting for?

What sign where you looking for? Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?!!!

Now be a gentleman, get down on your knees and put that ring on my finger!!

By JERRY-JAT... grin...

Jerry Cat! Shey u dey dia dey open teeth ..u no go @least reference the the original poster /link...abi
Romance / Re: He Proposed. And She Gave Him A Stinging Slap... by Mucokey(m): 12:05am On Apr 21, 2013
Jerry-jat:
Man: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me?

... Woman: (stands up and lands a stinging slap on his face) I have waited more than 9yrs, I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even went out of my way to be nice to every male specie of marriageable age! I took up new hobbies, watching football and play station. I went to Daystar, from Daystar, I went to House on the Rock, from House on the rock I went to Guiding Light Assembly, Phronesis christian centre int'l, MFM,christ embassy,Redeemed, from there i went to This Present Winners looking every where for you l went from a size 14 to asize 10, so that when you see me you’d love what you see.

I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt, then I went all the way to Kano I joined hi-five,
from hi-five to facebook, then I went to twitter, I even had a blog on which I ranted, hoping ♈ōϋ would show up! for where? I uploaded only my best pictures on Facebook, infact I took photo sessions to look my best, all for you o!

I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect!

The next place I was hoping to check was the moon, before you crawled out, crawled out from the house directly next to mine! So it was you all this while? The neighbour I said hello to every morning?

Were you trying to destroy my faith?

You almost rendered my prayer life useless?

What were you waiting for?

What sign where you looking for? Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?!!!

Now be a gentleman, get down on your knees and put that ring on my finger!!

By JERRY-JAT... grin...

Jerry Cat! Shey u dey dia dey open teeth ..u no go @least reference the the original poster /link...abi
Romance / Re: He Proposed. And She Gave Him A Stinging Slap... by Mucokey(m): 3:41pm On Apr 20, 2013
Jerry-jat:
Man: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me?

... Woman: (stands up and lands a stinging slap on his face) I have waited more than 9yrs, I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even went out of my way to be nice to every male specie of marriageable age! I took up new hobbies, watching football and play station. I went to Daystar, from Daystar, I went to House on the Rock, from House on the rock I went to Guiding Light Assembly, Phronesis christian centre int'l, MFM,christ embassy,Redeemed, from there i went to This Present Winners looking every where for you l went from a size 14 to asize 10, so that when you see me you’d love what you see.

I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt, then I went all the way to Kano I joined hi-five,
from hi-five to facebook, then I went to twitter, I even had a blog on which I ranted, hoping ♈ōϋ would show up! for where? I uploaded only my best pictures on Facebook, infact I took photo sessions to look my best, all for you o!

I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect!

The next place I was hoping to check was the moon, before you crawled out, crawled out from the house directly next to mine! So it was you all this while? The neighbour I said hello to every morning?

Were you trying to destroy my faith?

You almost rendered my prayer life useless?

What were you waiting for?

What sign where you looking for? Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?!!!

Now be a gentleman, get down on your knees and put that ring on my finger!!

By JERRY-JAT... grin...

Jerry Cat! Shey u dey dia dey open teeth ..u no go @least reference the the original poster /link...abi
Politics / Re: Pix Of Gej's House @ His Hometown Otuoke by Mucokey(m): 3:14pm On Apr 20, 2013
thelastPope:

Do you have a picture of another house? If not, then shut up! If they had said it was Buhari's house now, you would have been singing how modest he is. Slave!
Must any/everybody who parades laptop be now counted as Gej's 'laptop squad'....plzz I need your current laptop number so as to push you where you rightfully belonged....to the dogs.
Ve we all 4gotten so soon when Gej was abt burying his father and the rush n face lift given to his native abode

Moreover, why must everyone be linking any other persons that tries to be constructive reasonable abt relating with general Buhari?....and again why must Buhari be always compared with Gej since both ain't in the same position of leadership ATM
Once again ....think!
Politics / Re: Pix Of Gej's House @ His Hometown Otuoke by Mucokey(m): 1:54pm On Apr 20, 2013
Dare2007:


Mumu na im u b.Person wey build ds kind house 4 ur village dey struggle shey?
FYI...there's no way I'm gonna believe that's the only house Gej has built in his hometown since after his inception in government house ..(both as deputy state governor, state governor, vice president n now Nigeria President )....think again

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Literature / Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by Mucokey(m): 1:46pm On Apr 20, 2013
sad ...smelly fish indeed .

Ride on Maxi-Mazi with this twisted event ...no doubt the suspense would ve been hyper-heightened if you weren't the narrator of it
Fashion / Re: Miss University Africa Contestants(pics) by Mucokey(m): 12:53pm On Apr 19, 2013
Afam4eva: reserved
Please, what makes this 1 to fall under 'RESERVED' group

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