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[quote author=PAGAN 9JA][size=14pt]SLAVE MENTALITY!

THERE ARE NO BRIDEMAIDS IN NIGERIA CULTURE!

ONLY HOUSEMAIDS![/size][/quote]I kinda wonder since u re a renown PAGAN...will/did u wed

Danhumprey: I think,this would be of immense help to me! Most especially the issue of trust.

If only that of Trust is enough, one ve take the proper cognizance that "body no be firewood" in which case that "a mouth which ve already started eating wella always welcomes Food"...if u cud read my mind

notably taken notes...Op I hail o

Knowledge9000: You never pass this thing since 1999 when we first sat for it? Hope you make it this time around. Good luck!

another olodo in making. FYI, NECO inception was from 2000

Space booked....
Thrilling n hilarious combo from d distinguished Senbo...

Do BBs now come with terrestrial Radios...YES. Try checking up on Curve 7. It has inbuilt Radio...

Copy him to ur own peril

Afam4eva: I agree with you to some extent. But at all at all na him bad. At least the Hotel will add to the IGR of the state and also creat some employment for the natives. But i think Ihejirika should think of setting up an Army school in Enugu or anywhere in the SE.

Truth be told... i can categorically say that COAS (Ihejirika) is the only benefit i ve come close to enjoy in this regime. At the moment, he's eagerly building seriously an Army school in his home town (Ovim Isuikwato) which happens to be my L.G.A in Abia state. Though i am yet to fully know the capacity of this military school but, trust me it's a very large school to behold.
At least my ppl can ve that as a sign of #FreshAir

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Yet you refuse to grace the Legend thread with the Rose tale.

@topic: the dilemma of every child, "where do babies come from?"[/quote]Soo believed that pregnant women were actually being cut open thru the bellybutton n dat really solved it for us then

The era of new tinz since End is so near

Please, it's now pertinent for dis request. I ve not been a bb freak buh i just decided to give dis bold 6 a try n problem is dat most time if i reboot it it either will not work well...either its track pad malfulfumations or i ll not be able to make n hear my partner till i reboot it severally. Please help

@OP
I need the proper address ASAP. This Runz girl wey say I go pay am 7k after wey I don pay hotel finish...na so my money for don accumulate upto getting married self.
I beg for the hospital address once more

Too good to b true....buh I ve vowed never to insert Glo SIM in ma phone anymore, buh dis seems too tempting especially dat of accumulation of MBs

calabaman: Sorry about that Mr Honsule. May I please know your tarrif plan? For smooth talk and trutalk tariff plans, kindly use *380*1*THE MTN NUMBER# to regsiter 1 me2u number for MTN smoothtalk and 2 me2u numbers for MTN tru talk. After doin so, you can then call those me2u numbers with your bonus.
Thanks for choosing MTN, do have a nice day!

cud say tnx for ur bit in throwing some lights abt dis innovation, buh my ish now is dat I'm in the TRUTALK cadre n since my 1st bonus of #300 after my 1st recharge of #200...nothing like bonus for me again after abt 2wks now .
How does it actually pans out ?

wabbylie: U're truly d august one

Yes I'm ...August my month of birth..
God! My august visitor

.[quote author=DIVINE78]Orji uzor kalu founded Abia state university when he was as a governor. He enrolled in the same university as a student while he was a governor. Smh.
The university withdrew he cert when he completed his tenure.
^^^
MOFOs like u can never reason logically in tune with facts, rather u only spitle gibberish n end up advertising ur ignoramus score card.
B4 u jump out of cage again n reason wit ur Anús in place of brain,. Absu was established far b4 OUK became governor in 1999...
Thiiink

Happy Bday to only real Maxi____Mazi of NL....u re truly a legend even without the Legend of Fuvkry!

T B Joshua! U re now god to many

Are we still being deceived n deluded by dis analogy of what man can do, woman can do better?
Just to refresh our dazed memories of almost same thing happened in Nekede some few yrs back also causing deaths n excruciating pains to students of that institution because of this shortcoming of women administrators. They always believe they need GUARDS instead of GUIDES... R I P to the dead

femi4: It cant be unlock by codes and I m not sure if its on dccrap list cos its not mf series

byfemi4(m):10:15pm OnMay 06 Manutd19: Pls help me unlock my etisalat modem.
Imei: 861424010835197
serial CE1588
ean: 6934933014114. Thanks 25272695
buh I think this has almost same serial/model configuration as mine...
Dig deeper plzz

3RNEST: No unlock code for ZTE, only Huawei

As if u re serious !
Just surf n go cos wen the 'real' gurus show up ...no stopping them.
Gurus! Plss I'm hanging on ...waiting n hoping

Please, help me with the unlock code for this etisalat zte modem.
Imei: 359538037955180
model: zte ce1588
gratefully waiting.
N/B...I ve got a-12 code digit but the unlocking interface requests for a-16 code digit

aniispice: DOG DOG DODOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT DOG DOG DODOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT DOG DOG DODOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT DOG DOG DODOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT DOG DOG DODOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT DOG DOG DODOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT DOG DOG DODOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT DOG DOG DODOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT MEAT

can't someone just help dis biatch n balance her drug with plenty of Valium 5 ....even if she never wakes up ...it may do the world a favour ..
She's been taunting n trolling all day-long

To'to Decay...buh dis babe set for physique no be small... ooh

Why does it seem everyone is too shy or over-respecting her on this apparently fact that she's older than the groom
Me self go like make she read am here n maybe use am add up to her jokes weneva she com stage .

FXKing2012: Could someone please explain this passage, I've always struggled to understand what it means that money answers everything.

"Through indolence the rafters [of state affairs] decay {and} the roof sinks in, and through idleness of the hands the house leaks. [Instead of repairing the breaches, the officials] make a feast for laughter, serve wine to cheer life, and [depend on tax] money to answer for all of it." (Ecclesiastes 10:18-19).
This is the Amplified Version of that passage

[quote author=Jerry-jat]Man: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me?

... Woman: (stands up and lands a stinging slap on his face) I have waited more than 9yrs, I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even went out of my way to be nice to every male specie of marriageable age! I took up new hobbies, watching football and play station. I went to Daystar, from Daystar, I went to House on the Rock, from House on the rock I went to Guiding Light Assembly, Phronesis christian centre int'l, MFM,christ embassy,Redeemed, from there i went to This Present Winners looking every where for you l went from a size 14 to asize 10, so that when you see me you’d love what you see.

I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt, then I went all the way to Kano I joined hi-five,
from hi-five to facebook, then I went to twitter, I even had a blog on which I ranted, hoping ♈ōϋ would show up! for where? I uploaded only my best pictures on Facebook, infact I took photo sessions to look my best, all for you o!

I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect!

The next place I was hoping to check was the moon, before you crawled out, crawled out from the house directly next to mine! So it was you all this while? The neighbour I said hello to every morning?

Were you trying to destroy my faith?

You almost rendered my prayer life useless?

What were you waiting for?

What sign where you looking for? Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?!!!

Now be a gentleman, get down on your knees and put that ring on my finger!!

By JERRY-JAT... ...[/quote]Jerry Cat! Shey u dey dia dey open teeth ..u no go @least reference the the original poster /link...abi

[quote author=Jerry-jat]Man: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me?

... Woman: (stands up and lands a stinging slap on his face) I have waited more than 9yrs, I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even went out of my way to be nice to every male specie of marriageable age! I took up new hobbies, watching football and play station. I went to Daystar, from Daystar, I went to House on the Rock, from House on the rock I went to Guiding Light Assembly, Phronesis christian centre int'l, MFM,christ embassy,Redeemed, from there i went to This Present Winners looking every where for you l went from a size 14 to asize 10, so that when you see me you’d love what you see.

I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt, then I went all the way to Kano I joined hi-five,
from hi-five to facebook, then I went to twitter, I even had a blog on which I ranted, hoping ♈ōϋ would show up! for where? I uploaded only my best pictures on Facebook, infact I took photo sessions to look my best, all for you o!

I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect!

The next place I was hoping to check was the moon, before you crawled out, crawled out from the house directly next to mine! So it was you all this while? The neighbour I said hello to every morning?

Were you trying to destroy my faith?

You almost rendered my prayer life useless?

What were you waiting for?

What sign where you looking for? Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?!!!

Now be a gentleman, get down on your knees and put that ring on my finger!!

By JERRY-JAT... ...[/quote]Jerry Cat! Shey u dey dia dey open teeth ..u no go @least reference the the original poster /link...abi

[quote author=Jerry-jat]Man: Baby, I love you, would you please marry me?

... Woman: (stands up and lands a stinging slap on his face) I have waited more than 9yrs, I have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds, bought books and listened to tapes, even went out of my way to be nice to every male specie of marriageable age! I took up new hobbies, watching football and play station. I went to Daystar, from Daystar, I went to House on the Rock, from House on the rock I went to Guiding Light Assembly, Phronesis christian centre int'l, MFM,christ embassy,Redeemed, from there i went to This Present Winners looking every where for you l went from a size 14 to asize 10, so that when you see me you’d love what you see.

I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt, then I went all the way to Kano I joined hi-five,
from hi-five to facebook, then I went to twitter, I even had a blog on which I ranted, hoping ♈ōϋ would show up! for where? I uploaded only my best pictures on Facebook, infact I took photo sessions to look my best, all for you o!

I attended all the weddings, whether the invitation was direct or indirect!

The next place I was hoping to check was the moon, before you crawled out, crawled out from the house directly next to mine! So it was you all this while? The neighbour I said hello to every morning?

Were you trying to destroy my faith?

You almost rendered my prayer life useless?

What were you waiting for?

What sign where you looking for? Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself?!!!

Now be a gentleman, get down on your knees and put that ring on my finger!!

By JERRY-JAT... ...[/quote]Jerry Cat! Shey u dey dia dey open teeth ..u no go @least reference the the original poster /link...abi