₦airaland Forum

To contact a great web designer for the Nigerian artists, i think you should check out this multi talented nigerian lady called Bunmi , here is her website www.jolliitsolutions.co.uk get in touch with her, she designs for the stars in Europe. Genevive should get in touch as she is a great web designer to boot. Not only is she a web designer, she is also a talented writer. Bunmi is a fabulous and beautiful, you think nnaji is beautiful, go check out bunmi's picture here at www.myspace.com/bunmidarling  or www.myspace.com/poetrydarl amazing girl. love her. She is a true talent. 

I dey suf, you wan chop me?

ni e!

yes na, i dey wek for iya basirat buka express in idi oro before.

make na take am easy na. Ebi npa mi oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, Iya Risikatuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, mi fe je ba!

Hello my friend, my Nigerian friend, you are probably thinking, gosh, another group; don't be disheartened, this is not an ordinary group. First of all, let me welcome you to join ONLINENIGERIANS YAHOOGROUPS, this group, was created because of the negativities which surrounds us as Nigerians in the world.

We, Nigerians, are caring people, we love growth, however, we have realised that when a Nigerian is in the Diaspora, we seem to forget everything that makes us great as Nigerians, we fail to support one another, we do not really have a tangible governance, this is where this group comes in, OnlineNigerian group, is a group to empower Nigerians and Africans financially and politically ETC. We are here to promote each individual to great heights, and enlighten one another in our forgotten cultures. We are not promising heaven and earth, but we do promise to make the earth move for you and yours.

The rest is really up to you, share your ideas, and let’s make money together. Share your political ambitions, with our support; we aim to make EVERY individual’s dreams come true. Come along for the ride; think about it, what do you have to lose by joining? Nothing, the things you are likely to gain from this Forum, will set you up in future for success.
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Hello my friend, my Nigerian friend, you are probably thinking, gosh, another group; don't be disheartened, this is not an ordinary group. First of all, let me welcome you to join ONLINENIGERIANS YAHOOGROUPS, this group, was created because of the negativities which surrounds us as Nigerians in the world.

We, Nigerians, are caring people, we love growth, however, we have realised that when a Nigerian is in the Diaspora, we seem to forget everything that makes us great as Nigerians, we fail to support one another, we do not really have a tangible governance, this is where this group comes in, OnlineNigerian group, is a group to empower Nigerians and Africans financially and politically ETC. We are here to promote each individual to great heights, and enlighten one another in our forgotten cultures. We are not promising heaven and earth, but we do promise to make the earth move for you and yours.

The rest is really up to you, share your ideas, and let’s make money together. Share your political ambitions, with our support; we aim to make EVERY individual’s dreams come true. Come along for the ride; think about it, what do you have to lose by joining? Nothing, the things you are likely to gain from this Forum, will set you up in future for success.
Click here and subscribe http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OnlineNigerians/

I went to the Market yesterday, I bought Ponmo, Panla, Okete, Palm oil, but I don''t know what to cook? Any suggestions?

hahahhahahahhahaha 

Let me hear you say haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Aisha na one is stiriotiping Northerners, we all have accents, dis is to make shua that Yaradau work good. ya see!

yeah

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Hello Nijarians & Nagode to my brothers and sisters,
I heard you all enjoyed my sworn in seremony Sfich. As you all know, EFCC is behind our arses, I had to declare my wealth, walahi talahi, I don’t own zat much, since I have been in Politics, I have only managed to embezzle, just over one billion naira, compare to Obasanjo, my mentor’s wealth, I am still a poor man. I am not promising  my wealth will not increase in another six months time, another extra One billion Naira is not bad for a six month work, think about it. Look at my citizens; its hard work, trying to rule humans with the talents of jungle mentalities, so ekuse me while I pay myself another one billion naira in six months time for over stressing myself.

Ze money is in my account right now; I thought I would forward it, zince I am still going to be ruling Monkeys for the next four years. I zill have to travel every two weeks to Germany, to cure my stress. That’s why you will find Nigerian Presidents do not get wrinkles or age before they leave office, unlike our Western friends such as Tony Blair and Bush, take a look at Blair, he has turned to an old man, all becarse he has been akused of putting his own people in danger by fighting a war which does not concern the British. Then you have the honours-for-cash  scandals in Britain; Tony was caught accepting bribe from Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, zis little corruption cost Tony Blair to resign. In my country, we just over look such attitudes, unless you are poor, for a poor man, zey get the Sharia treatment.

I beg of you not to be hard on me, I have to send the First lady out to Tommy Hilfilger for special Haute Couture for the first lady, I promise we wont use the whole budget of the Fedural Repablic of  Nijaria for the First lady’s wardrobe. Now I am the president, I can jet around the world as I like, insha Allahu. Let me tell you a secret, I really do not know how to rule a country, but I prayed to Allah this morning and Allah told me to visit ze emirs and imams, they have Kola Nuts which will point me to the North, West, South and East of Nijaria, the Kola Nuts will direct me every morning on how to rule Nijaria.  One Nigeria, One Sharia, One Yar’Adua.
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