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Nairaland / General / Re: Admin@nairaland- Why Is Nairaland Server Overwhelmed Most Of The Time. by Murunz: 9:08am On Jul 04, 2017
These nairaland is now seeming to be shit to me..
Just Imaginge, since last night it still telling that grammar of an incomplete sentence..
Seun should do somtin joor...
He is loosing customers oooh...
Contact him in person sef if possible.
Jokes Etc / Not Joking by Murunz: 8:52pm On Jul 03, 2017
No one is more respectful and humble than the person that wants to burrow money from you..
The person will even be greeting your dog "Good morning Mr Bingo, How was your nite?"
Jokes Etc / One Week by Murunz: 8:21pm On Jul 03, 2017
A son kills a butterfly and his dad shouts at him.
"Son! For killing that fly, no butter for one week"
The next few days, he kills a honey bee and his dad scolds again
"Son! Did you just kill that bee? No honey for one week!"
The next week, his mother kills a cockroach..
The boy looks to his father and says "would you just tell her or I'll do it my self?"
Jokes Etc / No Money by Murunz: 7:41pm On Jul 03, 2017
Onebite: Mum can I go to Fix house?
Mum: No.
Onebite: But why nau..
Mum: No Money
Onebite: But I'm not collecting again, I'm grown..
Mum: If you lost, is it not money I'll use and find you?
Jokes Etc / Have You Noticed??? by Murunz: 6:55pm On Jul 03, 2017
Do you know that its only churches that has a branch that has the "international" extention/word in their name??
Yes/No..
Here is my example: Jesus Family And Friends International Fellowship Church?
Where again is the church?
But take a look at Assemblies of God Church, no need for that..
Salvation Ministries, Love World...
If No, comment yours..
Crime / Re: Man Known As Alomo Bitters Shot Dead By Suspected Cultists In Anambra by Murunz: 6:19pm On Jul 03, 2017
May His Soul Rest In Peace
AMEN May His Soul Rest In Peace
AMEN
May His Soul Rest In Peace
AMEN

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Politics / Re: Former Gov And Serving Senator Caught Red-handed Sleeping With Two Ladies [video by Murunz: 5:53pm On Jul 03, 2017
There is God oooh..
Vhiz man no gree sef..
Nairaland / General / Re: The Only Nigerian Who Would Not Be Forgotten By Nigerians by Murunz: 5:15pm On Jul 01, 2017
If Nigerians forget Buhari.. The witches and wizards of Biafra are holding them tight.
Nairaland / General / Re: How To Post Your Own Topic On Nairaland by Murunz: 4:59pm On Jul 01, 2017
It's already a decade that these posts were posted.. WoW...

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