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Phones / Re: Pls How Can I Root My Tecno L9 Plus Without Using System. by Murunz: 8:34am On Jun 21, 2018 |
please who can help, i seriously need to root my phone abeg |
Phones / Re: Tecno L9plus Is Total Rubbish, Here Are My Observations by Murunz: 8:31am On Jun 21, 2018 |
guy abeg the phone is fake im also using the device too and bought @48k my roomate using the fake out of jealosy bought his @55k so guy, something is wrong. i can send my ui if you want to compare. |
Jokes Etc / *what Is Your Worst Song?* by Murunz: 10:14pm On Jul 29, 2017 |
Mine is Shwarma produced by Masterkraft.
I don't wanna care who sang it sef.
The song is so boring.
Whats yours?
Share with me. |
Jokes Etc / Re: See What Happens On The Social Media by Murunz: 5:29pm On Jul 19, 2017 |
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Jokes Etc / Hahaha Naija No Fit Change... by Murunz: 7:38am On Jul 15, 2017 |
I and all engineering professors in Nigeria were sitting in one plane Before the take-off, an announcement came in saying "this plane was made by your student!!!" All the professors stood up swiftly and ran outside but I was still in the plane... They came back and asked me why I didn't come out, I replied "I trust my students very well and I 100% sure that the plane won't even start..." |
Jokes Etc / See What Happens On The Social Media by Murunz: 8:04pm On Jul 13, 2017 |
You gain admission, you post it.. Going for lectures, you still post it.. Writing exams/test, you don't hestitate to post it. Now result is out and you wanna keep it to your self?? Iffa nod yhu, yhu will recieve sense... If you do not have data, use internet.org to post it nau, cos we wanna see result too!!! 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / One Word For This Boy by Murunz: 8:56am On Jul 13, 2017 |
Son: (sobbing) Mum, Dad; you lied to me when you said my baby sister is an angel... Mum: She's truly an angel.. Dad: An adorable angel infact.. Son: Why didn't she fly when I threw her off the window?? 1 Like 1 Share |
Jokes Etc / See Why This Boy Skipped School For Some Days... by Murunz: 5:18am On Jul 12, 2017 |
Teacher: Why were you not in school yesterday? Him: Am sorry Sir, my Dad is in the hospital... Teacher: Okay. After that day, he skipped a week. Teacher: Is your Dad still in the hospital? Him: Yes Sir. Teacher: Aww, am so sorry, what's wrong with your Dad? Him: Nothing, just that he's a DOCTOR.. |
Jokes Etc / Lgkm!!! Like Seriously!??? Just Take A Look At This... Lol. by Murunz: 8:18pm On Jul 11, 2017 |
If you ever go to PAKISTAN, Here is a tip on HOW TO CROSS ROADS there... 1) Look: Left and Right for cars, bikes etc, Up for airplanes and missiles, Down for bombs and ground mines, Back for Kidnappers, 2) Watch the person beside you, 3) Finnaly run zig-zag to avoid stray bullets. 1 Like |
Webmasters / Re: .... by Murunz: 9:23am On Jul 11, 2017 |
You are a foolish fraudster, are you learning how to hack? May God have mercy there is nothing we won't see again in this Nairaland.. killerbin:anybody that enters his/her fb id is a big fool and bastard.. Don't question me... |
Jokes Etc / See Why My Mum Beat Me So Hard by Murunz: 9:11am On Jul 11, 2017 |
I now remember why my mum beat me so hard that day.. My Mum started beating me I pretended to faint, she started crying and crying harder, I woke up and she continued beating me more harder.. Aww, that hurts... Like the fb page for more jokes, www.facebook.com/murunz please follow the link. Thanks For Reading.. |
Jokes Etc / See Why I'm Proud Of My Self... Whats Yours? by Murunz: 10:36pm On Jul 10, 2017 |
Hi guys am soo happy tonight.. Do you know why I saw my self on my T.V when I turned it off... . . . Com an beat me, am on my bed... Lolz |
Jokes Etc / See What Happened To MTN!!! LAMO by Murunz: 10:25pm On Jul 10, 2017 |
When MTN is looking for salary, they will be sending messages like... Did you know that? 1. Isaac Newton was alive before he died? 2. It takes 60 seconds to make a minuite? 3. Albert Einstien was born on his birthday? 4. Morgan Freeman is called Morgan Freeman because his first name is Morgan and his last name, Freeman? . . Please like www.facebook.com/murunz Thanks. 1 Like 2 Shares |
Jokes Etc / Re: Sisters Of St. Francis House Of Prostitution by Murunz: 12:59pm On Jul 08, 2017 |
NOBODY: |
Jokes Etc / You Won't Get This!!! by Murunz: 8:45am On Jul 08, 2017 |
I bet you $13456328795 Dollars you didn't read that number.. You just skipped right over it. You didn't even realised that I put a letter in it No I didn't but you went back to look.. Have a blessed day. Can I get it back? |
Jokes Etc / Re: Only A Genius Can Do This!!! by Murunz: 8:25am On Jul 08, 2017 |
ArcFresky:seems you're a bad genius |
Jokes Etc / Only A Genius Can Do This!!! by Murunz: 8:15am On Jul 08, 2017 |
Only a genius can say these four words quickly without getting tounge twisted: EYE, YAM, STEW, PEED ...I bet you ain't a genius... |
Jokes Etc / When You Are In The Midst Of Celebs!! by Murunz: 6:08pm On Jul 07, 2017 |
You attend a PARTY and 70k in your wallet was stolen only sitting in the midst of Phyno, Olamide, Davido, Wizkid... Who will yhu suspect..... . #Discovery_Time |
Jokes Etc / Hahahah See These Crazy Friends. by Murunz: 5:56pm On Jul 07, 2017 |
There are five friends named Somebody, Nobody, Mad, Stupid and Fool... Somebody and Nobody were fighting and Somebody killed Nobody... Mad quickly called the police. Mad: Hello.. Police: Can we help you? Mad: Yes.. Somebody just killed Nobody... Police: Are you stupid? Mad: No stupid is in the bathroom bathing.. Police: Are you mad!! Mad: Yes I'm Mad.. Police: You must be a fool.. Mad: No Fool is the one reading this post.. . . . Just having fun dear.. |
Jokes Etc / See What Happened At The Embassy by Murunz: 5:44pm On Jul 07, 2017 |
Last week, I was at the Nigerian Embassy for my Visa Interview, and I decided to share my experience with a British Officer... Officer: Which part of U.S. will you reside? Me: Sam Josey.. Officer: It is pronounced 'Sam Hosey' the 'J' is always silent.. Me: Sorry sir I've taken corrections. Officer: No worries. So how long are you going to stay? Me: Hanuary to Huly... |
Nairaland / General / Re: OK, SEUN How Do I Close My Nairaland Account by Murunz: 6:30pm On Jul 05, 2017 |
Staying more in this forum has no point.. Am just not even up to a month old here and this SUCKS ... Imagine I can't post anymore.. You just keep on telling me server overwhelmed for the past two days C'mon Seun you need to upgrade... I see some close threads and still on your network.. Is that a back up file?? Those are ment to be deleted or saved in a seprate system so that when there are references, one would easily get it... Wanna Upgrade Nairaland? Email me.. Am not perfect, just wanna impact knowledge into you.. Mr Oluwaseun Temitope Osewa, am waiting for your mail. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Lets Have your Complaints Here by Murunz: 10:38am On Jul 05, 2017 |
Why is the server always overwhelmed
I've not been able to post.. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Never Joke With Your Wife.. by Murunz: 9:51am On Jul 05, 2017 |
majamajic:He'll be a slave then... 1 Like 1 Share |
Jokes Etc / Re: Never Joke With Your Wife.. by Murunz: 9:49am On Jul 05, 2017 |
hormobolanle:lolz.. You mean oooh |
Jokes Etc / Re: This Is Why I Have Trust Issues.... +photo by Murunz: 6:46am On Jul 05, 2017 |
Catalyst4real:when caculator start to de get space bar? |
Jokes Etc / ...just A Request... by Murunz: 11:34pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
Wife: Honey can you do me a favour? Husband: Yea baby anything for my sweetheart.. Wife: Can you kill a Liger for me? Husband: Jesus Me.. Are you mad or something? You are indirectly telling me to die? Wife: No baby don't take it too hard.. Can I make another? Husband: Okay Love request another.. Wife: Can I go through your whatsapp? Husband: Where is the Liger, you want me to kill? |
Jokes Etc / Shave!!! by Murunz: 10:20pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
Girl: So how many times a day do you shave? Boy: Well thats up to like 15-20 times a day.. Girl: Chisos!! Are you crazy or something? Boy: No I'm a barber |
Jokes Etc / Camping Trip by Murunz: 10:14pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
Father and Son went on a camping trip.. They setup a tent and fall asleep.. Some hours later, the father woke up the son.. Father: Son, look up to the skies, tell me what you see.. Son: I see millions of stars.. Father: Good, what does that tells you? Son: Astronomically, it tells me that there are a lot of galaxies in the universe and planet.. Father slaps son very hard.. Father: You idiot!! Someone has stolen our tent.. Fool... |
Jokes Etc / Senior And Junior by Murunz: 10:00pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
Just over heard the conversation between my neighbours children... Senior: Look how old are you now? Junior: I'm 13 years old.. Senior: See when I was at your age, I was 15 years old.. . . ...Just create space lemme faint... |
Jokes Etc / Never Joke With Your Wife.. by Murunz: 8:47pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
Wife: Honey lets play a game.. Husband: Okay dear which? Wife: Lemme explain it.. If I call a fruit, you'll run to the right and if I call a colour, you'll run to the left.. The winner will be in command for the rest of our lives. Husband: I'll really wanna win this game.. So begin baby.. Wife: Okay.. ORANGE Husband has been standing on that spot for three days now, thinking is it a fruit or a colour.. Please help him out.. 1 Like 1 Share |
Car Talk / Re: This Is The Baddest Toyota Hilux You've Ever Seen (photos) by Murunz: 12:33pm On Jul 04, 2017 |
GloryIsaac:this aint toyota.. Its mercedes |
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