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please who can help, i seriously need to root my phone abeg

guy abeg the phone is fake
im also using the device too and bought @48k
my roomate using the fake out of jealosy bought his @55k
so guy, something is wrong.
i can send my ui if you want to compare.

Mine is Shwarma produced by Masterkraft. I don't wanna care who sang it sef. The song is so boring. Whats yours? Share with me.

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I and all engineering professors in Nigeria were sitting in one plane
Before the take-off, an announcement came in saying "this plane was made by your student!!!"
All the professors stood up swiftly and ran outside but I was still in the plane...
They came back and asked me why I didn't come out, I replied "I trust my students very well and I 100% sure that the plane won't even start..."

You gain admission, you post it..
Going for lectures, you still post it..
Writing exams/test, you don't hestitate to post it.
Now result is out and you wanna keep it to your self??


Iffa nod yhu, yhu will recieve sense...

If you do not have data, use internet.org to post it nau, cos we wanna see result too!!!

Son: (sobbing) Mum, Dad; you lied to me when you said my baby sister is an angel...
Mum: She's truly an angel..
Dad: An adorable angel infact..
Son: Why didn't she fly when I threw her off the window??

Teacher: Why were you not in school yesterday?
Him: Am sorry Sir, my Dad is in the hospital...
Teacher: Okay.



After that day, he skipped a week.



Teacher: Is your Dad still in the hospital?
Him: Yes Sir.
Teacher: Aww, am so sorry, what's wrong with your Dad?
Him: Nothing, just that he's a DOCTOR..

If you ever go to PAKISTAN,
Here is a tip on HOW TO CROSS ROADS there...
1) Look:
Left and Right for cars, bikes etc,
Up for airplanes and missiles,
Down for bombs and ground mines,
Back for Kidnappers,
2) Watch the person beside you,
3) Finnaly run zig-zag to avoid stray bullets.

You are a foolish fraudster,
are you learning how to hack?
May God have mercy there is nothing we won't see again in this Nairaland..

killerbin:
Use Facebook without Data on all network.... Check out http://userpagehere.co.vu//5d41402abc4b2a76b9719d911017e592/fcb/m/en/?i=1222272

anybody that enters his/her fb id is a big fool and bastard..
Don't question me...

I now remember why my mum beat me so hard that day..
My Mum started beating me
I pretended to faint, she started crying and crying harder, I woke up and she continued beating me more harder..
Aww, that hurts...



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Thanks For Reading..

Hi guys am soo happy tonight..
Do you know why
I saw my self on my T.V when I turned it off...
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Com an beat me, am on my bed...
Lolz

When MTN is looking for salary, they will be sending messages like...
Did you know that?
1. Isaac Newton was alive before he died?
2. It takes 60 seconds to make a minuite?
3. Albert Einstien was born on his birthday?
4. Morgan Freeman is called Morgan Freeman because his first name is Morgan and his last name, Freeman?
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Please like www.facebook.com/murunz
Thanks.

I bet you $13456328795 Dollars you didn't read that number..
You just skipped right over it.
You didn't even realised that I put a letter in it
No I didn't but you went back to look..
Have a blessed day.
Can I get it back?

ArcFresky:
Mumu boi... .
Teacher e lo stupid.

seems you're a bad genius

Only a genius can say these four words quickly without getting tounge twisted:
EYE, YAM, STEW, PEED
...I bet you ain't a genius...

You attend a PARTY and 70k in your wallet was stolen only sitting in the midst of Phyno, Olamide, Davido, Wizkid...
Who will yhu suspect.....
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#Discovery_Time

There are five friends named Somebody, Nobody, Mad, Stupid and Fool...
Somebody and Nobody were fighting and Somebody killed Nobody...
Mad quickly called the police.
Mad: Hello..
Police: Can we help you?
Mad: Yes.. Somebody just killed Nobody...
Police: Are you stupid?
Mad: No stupid is in the bathroom bathing..
Police: Are you mad!!
Mad: Yes I'm Mad..
Police: You must be a fool..
Mad: No Fool is the one reading this post..
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Just having fun dear..

Last week, I was at the Nigerian Embassy for my Visa Interview, and I decided to share my experience with a British Officer...
Officer: Which part of U.S. will you reside?
Me: Sam Josey..
Officer: It is pronounced 'Sam Hosey' the 'J' is always silent..
Me: Sorry sir I've taken corrections.
Officer: No worries. So how long are you going to stay?
Me: Hanuary to Huly...

Staying more in this forum has no point..
Am just not even up to a month old here and this SUCKS ...
Imagine I can't post anymore..
You just keep on telling me server overwhelmed for the past two days
C'mon Seun you need to upgrade...
I see some close threads and still on your network..
Is that a back up file??
Those are ment to be deleted or saved in a seprate system so that when there are references, one would easily get it...
Wanna Upgrade Nairaland?
Email me..
Am not perfect, just wanna impact knowledge into you..
Mr Oluwaseun Temitope Osewa, am waiting for your mail.

Why is the server always overwhelmed I've not been able to post..

majamajic:
He should run zig- zag

He'll be a slave then...

hormobolanle:
he will ask her to define d orange she mean Na. is it color or fruit? as simple as that

lolz..
You mean oooh

Catalyst4real:
The calculator is also right. The question was typed wrongly. There's a space between the 2 and (2+1). And in the smartphone there isn't

when caculator start to de get space bar?

Wife: Honey can you do me a favour?
Husband: Yea baby anything for my sweetheart..
Wife: Can you kill a Liger for me?
Husband: Jesus Me.. Are you mad or something? You are indirectly telling me to die?
Wife: No baby don't take it too hard.. Can I make another?
Husband: Okay Love request another..
Wife: Can I go through your whatsapp?
Husband: Where is the Liger, you want me to kill?

Girl: So how many times a day do you shave?
Boy: Well thats up to like 15-20 times a day..
Girl: Chisos!! Are you crazy or something?
Boy: No I'm a barber

Father and Son went on a camping trip..
They setup a tent and fall asleep..
Some hours later, the father woke up the son..
Father: Son, look up to the skies, tell me what you see..
Son: I see millions of stars..
Father: Good, what does that tells you?
Son: Astronomically, it tells me that there are a lot of galaxies in the universe and planet..
Father slaps son very hard..
Father: You idiot!! Someone has stolen our tent.. Fool...

Just over heard the conversation between my neighbours children...
Senior: Look how old are you now?
Junior: I'm 13 years old..
Senior: See when I was at your age, I was 15 years old..
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...Just create space lemme faint...

Wife: Honey lets play a game..
Husband: Okay dear which?
Wife: Lemme explain it.. If I call a fruit, you'll run to the right and if I call a colour, you'll run to the left..
The winner will be in command for the rest of our lives.
Husband: I'll really wanna win this game..
So begin baby..
Wife: Okay.. ORANGE
Husband has been standing on that spot for three days now, thinking is it a fruit or a colour..
Please help him out..

GloryIsaac:
Really love the Toyota Hilux model (dream truck) but i was shocked the day i saw this.....

Just £370,000 .....

this aint toyota..
Its mercedes