₦airaland Forum

MagicBishop:
Lolz.

You and I know you are on your last legs.

A prison cell will be like a night at the Waldorf Astoria when your full blown sectarian civil war begins in the north.

Enjoy your last few days of southern hospitality .

hehehe...you and I know,it will engulf us all,depending on where it starts from.
so lets get ready to all die.
people wey de use to fainting,death no be stranger to them..

MagicBishop:
Why are you not planting groundnut again?

Parasitic lazy illiterates.


Time to bring back the whip!

we will plant and feed you with it in prison

sentimental rodent.At most,we are ruling you.

so go die of frustration and sentiments o! negatively industrious riffraffs

MagicBishop:
Go back to sambisa

Boko like you dey claim intellect .

Don't you know it is absolutely haram to post here? Go and recite your terror verses.

hahahaha!

go back to tapping palm wine and falling on your backs.

Congenital sentimental absurd charlie..

MagicBishop:
Keep doing spell checker.

It goes to show you have no argument left.

Daft zombie

I don’t even need a dictionary to find out what a moronnn is. I’ve got the perfect definition replying my every message.
reading can seriously damage your ignorance.
you are just a typical case of awful coituss interruptus..
It is baseless trying to make an ediot,especially a sentimental one understand and conceptualize on things.
stupidd sentimental daft kunt.

MagicBishop:
Where are you much touted groundnut pyramids?

you don't even make sense at all..
poor lad,sentiments has clouded your concentration.
you are in a hurry to respond,instead of trying to understand..
its a pity..

MagicBishop:
I stopped reading after you started counting the furniture you have that you intend to sell to pay the rent.

Go and educate your people before telling me to read.

Hypocrite boko like you.

Tell me… Is being stupiddd a profession or are you just gifted?
sentimental love child like you..

MagicBishop:
The north has so much potential that it is lagging behind on all human indices?

What is stopping you from developing your potentials ?

Yeye.

did you read the part about "Bad governance and leadership"?
this is why I kept reiterating READ READ READ

yeye!

MagicBishop:
Mutuwa this is plain rubbish.

You have so much potential in what exactly? Open arid space filled with illiterate bokos?

Nah. Let me see the Ediot that will invest in that hellish hole you call north.

Read bros,read...allow your human intellect to flow and capture reality.

MagicBishop:
The north can not survive one year without the SS and SE.

The kind of revolution their poor masses will unleash on their leaders will make the French revolution a child's play.

Just as the SW needs the SS (as a source of income) and the SE (as a buffer against the impending Jihad from the north ) so also does the northern establishment need the both the SS and SE.

Without the better south (SS and SE) the rest of Nigeria will spiral into total anarchy and war.

They need us badly .

Nigeria’s economic size is a blessing in disguise. It means the country will have a ready domestic market for its eventual industrial growth. It means it can envisage economies of scale not possible in smaller countries. Even now, Nigeria offers alluring returns for investors. Says Charles Robertson, Global Chief Economist at Renaissance Capital: “We know it’s not risk free, but look around the world and find another economy with 160 million people growing at 7 percent with such potential. It’s a struggle to find them.”
Countries go to war to acquire the kind of real estate that is Nigeria. This makes it all the more ludicrous that there are noises coming out of Southern Nigeria demanding that the country should be divided. The most ethnically jingoistic of these is the insistence that Nigeria would be better off without the North. It would appear that some Southern Nigerians have been intoxicated by oil. Since there is no oil in the North, they conclude that the North is no more than an albatross on the neck of the South and castigate it as a region defined by dependency.

This view is nothing short of idiotic. No serious-minded country relinquishes a region as rich and as resourceful as Northern Nigeria. Without the North, Nigeria’s much-vaunted potentials would vanish. Without the North, Nigeria would be nothing more than yet another balkanized and insignificant African country, or group of countries. Take the North out of the Nigerian equation and there can no longer be any black country in the world that can possibly attain the status of a major power in the world. Without the North, Nigeria and Nigerians would be reduced to nonentities.

Nigerians have been blinded by oil. Because of oil, we have become unproductively mono-cultural in our economy. However, oil is hardly the only major resource we have. Although oil revenues have brought us a great deal of financial prosperity, at the same time it stunted the inexorable emergence of agro-based industries in Nigeria.

The backbone of such promissory local industries is in Northern Nigeria.
The North is the breadbasket of Nigeria. A significant proportion of the food we eat down South comes from the North. The North occupies 70% of Nigeria’s land mass, giving it comparative advantage vis-à-vis the South in terms of agriculture, raw materials and livestock. A large chunk of the North is arable and supportive of year-round food production. Thanks largely to the North, there is no tropical agricultural crop known to man that cannot be grown in Nigeria. With a transition from subsistence to mechanized agriculture, Northern Nigeria alone can produce enough food to feed the whole of Africa.

Northern Nigeria is bigger than most African countries. Currently, Nigeria wastes a staggering 1.3 trillion naira on food imports; virtually one-third of the annual budget. But the North can produce all the food we need, thereby liberating valuable resources. Already, it is the North that feeds the South in Nigeria. Virtually all Southern food crops and livestock come from the North. Much of Nigeria’s water resources are also in the North. With the right policy mixes, the North will earn for Nigeria billions of dollars annually from agriculture.
Our Niger-Delta brothers should not get too carried away by their oil. If their oil is a national resource today, so will Northern agriculture and agro-allied industries be national resources tomorrow. Oil is a wasting asset. Short of new discoveries, Nigeria’s oil will expire within the next 50 years. However, Northern agriculture will never expire.

There is something else besides. There can be no doubt that there is oil in the North. It is only a matter of time before it is discovered. The geography and topography of the North and the discovery of oil in surrounding areas is a testament to this eventuality. Since there is oil in Cameroon, Chad and Niger Republic, the chances are pretty good that Northern states like Bauchi, Borno, Sokoto and Niger will one day become oil-producing states.

Moreover, the North is rich in mineral resources; far richer than the South. There is gold in Zamfara; uranium in Taraba; tin-ore in Plateau; columbite in Nassarawa; iron ore in Kogi; gysium in Gombe and limestone in Sokoto among others. Hydroelectricity for the country is provided from Kainji Dam and Shiroro Gorge. There are game reserves in the North including Argungu, which make it a potential money-spinner for tourism, a possible Kenya in the making if we can get rid of the scourge of Boko Haram.

Southern Nigerians should stop underestimating Northern industry. Northerners created the ground-nut pyramids, cotton farms and tanneries of old. With visionary national and regional leadership, these will surely make a comeback. So also will the textile factories of Gusau, Kaduna and Kano. All the Southern bigotry about the North being predominantly Moslem is just nonsense. When you see what economic wonders Moslems are doing in places like Dubai, Oman, Qatar, Abu Dhabi, Saudi Arabia and Turkey, you will realise that Nigeria has a lot to learn from Moslems.
It should not be forgotten that by far the most enterprising Nigerian today is a Northerner from Kano. According to the most recent Forbes Billionaires list of March 2014, Aliko Dangote is now the 23rd richest man in the world with a net worth of $25 billion dollars.

This is an amazing feat for an African and a Nigerian. Dangote is now richer than Alisher Usmanov; the richest man in Russia. He is also richer than Mukesh Ambani; India’s richest man. Dangote is all the more remarkable because he achieved this feat primarily through a route far less travelled by Nigerians: the hard, difficult grind of manufacturing.

This is just a bit.Eschew being myopic and sentimental please.Half knowledge is worse than full illiteracy.A person who does not read has no difference with one who did not go to school..

ohhhh... i love this

...
with modern technology one can open multiple accounts on an online forum and create such an E drama.
what kind of a guy will even chat up his girl after ascertaining the fact that she slept with his dad?

It is as fake, as a modern day fake prophet.

you love vintage cars I guess?

SaAbbas:
Nikam nafison 'yar duma-duma

ehen.. ka ce kafi son masu dan nama nama..
ka ga ni kuma I just like slim girls sosai..masu tsayi kuma.

Evathyst:
I've been observing some guys here with their Lady-bashing attitude. The likes of Tosyne2much, Emusmith, Tomfrench, Falconey and co. With their long epistles on '10 this, 10 that about ladies'.


So, I decided to post this price which I stumbled upon on facebook. Enjoy!



20 FACTS ABOUT NIGERIAN GUYS;
1. They can never love one lady.
2. They love sex more than anything.
3. They are very talented in lying to a lady.
4. They talk softly while conning ladies.
5. They are Heart breakers.
6. They can promise girls heaven on earth without fulfilling any.
7. They love we ladies before sex, after we do it with them, they hate us.

8. They fear pregnancy, but hate protected sex.
9. They are specialists in confusing girls.
10. 80% of conning boys are broke.
11. They're wicked.
12. Using and dumping girls is their hobby
13. They want to bear the title I'm the one that
disvirgined this girl.
14. Many of them are jobless.
15. A lot of them are pretenders.
16. Their 'I love you' means I want to have sex with you
17. Guys don't believe in relationship without sex.
18. All they want is sex. No sex, no dating.
19. They don't ve one girlfriend, on 2go or
facebook or whatsapp they'll keep asking any girl out.
20. Naija boys like sex pass their life.

TRUE OR FALSE


#All pun intended#

Cc:
Lalasticlala
Ishilove
Farano
Avicky
Estharfabian
Cutehector
Ritababe.

Its true some of these facts aforementioned..however,the word "some" should be incorporated in your write up.
other than that,I grade you 98%

Ephemmm:
What keeps amazing me is what that Burukutu drunkard was fighting when he said he was fighting corruption with Information Technology{IT}

only the almighty knows o!
lets give him the benefit of doubt and see,if at the end of his tenure,no progress,then we insult am..

SaAbbas:
Ameen

Amma gaskia marar glass tafi kyau

kai mallam..bar wasa mana...
daga ganin mai kyau ba sai an gaya ma ba!

They think they are always smart and can get what they want with their check point.. (some o!),
They are undeniably fake (some o!),
Their common sense will always our intelligence (except if the guy/man really mumu pass cow!)

manuelzz:
Nice one bro.. But you forgot to add this:





Dasuki: I gave Buhari 5 SUVs and $300,000.

Buhari(Mr intergrity): I only collected 3 Suvs and a slice of yam. Lol.

very true bros..thanks for the reminder.
one must not be sentimental you know..the truth shall set us all free

SaAbbas:
Haba mutuwa ta mutu fah

Allah de ya jikan ta..amma gaskiya ta hadu..ba karya mallam.

No amount of annoyance/frustration can ever justify,the killing of a human.
it is African, not to accept defeat and resort to violence as a last resort says a psycho the rapist.

copiescopy:
All this shout about fighting corruption is a just a smoke screen for PMB to tighten the noose on all his perceived enemies most especially the SE /SS . The causalities are the few form the SW.

It was just a pity GEJ fell flat to ploy of the Hausa/fulani having brought the master stroke of unleashing Boko Haram as the main key to de-stabilizing the last government had done well enough o devise the means to use as a sledge hammer to break the ground with regards to the $2.1 billion dollar money for arms procurement.

GEJ in his usual naive nature may have given the approval only to now discover that Dasuki was also working against GEJ in one way by ensuring the funds does not get to the appropriate quarters . Statements credited to Dasuki indicates he helped the ruling government come into power . Aint that a fact ? It was already a master plan hatched between top the cabals in the North with one serious motive, return power to the north by any means necessary .GEJ was just a pawn even if it means distributing the entire $2.1b arms procurement sum to everyone and everyone knowing the attendant problem such could create in the nearest future which of course has dawned on the SE /SS that the North were hell bent on destroying their political strongholds thereby using the Boko Haram arms procurement funds as the invisible sledge hammer that could fell the tower of their political grip on the country . This is what is exactly playing out . Dasuki and his master planners are making proper use of the situation to tarnish the image and reputation of top politicians in the SW and SE including the SS . The only little causalities are the few top politicians from the SW.

seun,lalasticlala,copiescopy,tonyebarcanista

STOLEN!!!

Did you notice that ALL of those who have been named as having shared in the blood money by Dasuki are Muslims, Christians and even atheists? Do you realise that ALL of them are Hausa, Yoruba, Igbo, Ijaw, Fulani and all of the hundreds of ethnic nationalities making up Nigeria? Have you asked yourself why you didn't hear any shout of marginalization or oppression when the money was being shared by Mr Donatus Dasuki?

Let me break it down for you. In that secret place where they make a feast of our commonwealth, nobody is Hausa, Yoruba, Igbo, Ijaw or whatever. There's no Christian, Muslim or traditionalist when illicit money is to be preyed upon. No tribe or religion, they belong to one family: the political class and their interests transcends tribe, ethnicity or religion. Money is their paradise and their belly is the only god they worship.

So, next time any of these idiots come screaming that your tribe is being marginalized or that someone is trying to wipe out your religion, tell him to go to hell and enjoy his journey to there. If you agree with him and allow them to turn your destiny to a Ludo game, then Sorry is your middle name and you suffer from a terminal disease called 'Congenital Stupidity'. It has no cure and the symptoms don't show very early. Once you're afflicted with CS, the end result is to die in ignorance while defending the idiots who turned you into a whimpering MUMU. Accept my sympathy.

HEAR JONATHAN AND HIS 40 THIEVES
1- I acted based on Jonathan instruction- Dasuki
2- I didn't give order- Jonathan
3- I collected 350M from Dasuki for consultation-Iyorchia Ayu
4- I only collected $30,000 from Dasuki not N100m- Bode George
5-I got N4.6b from Dasuki for spiritual purposes- Bafarawa
6-I got N650M from Dasuki for my Abuja burnt office-Thisday Obaigbena.
7-I got N2.1b from Dasuki for publicity-Dokpesi
8- I got another N100m from Yuguda he didn't tell me from where- Bafarawa
9- I gave N100m each to Odili, Jim Nwobodo Bode George and others- Yuguda
10- The president asked me to change N10B to foreign currency for PDP delegates- Dasuki
11-My boss asked me to get $11M from the CBN- Dasuki account officer.
12-I got order from above to pay Tompolo N13B for Maritime university land.-Nimasa DG.

Please let us never again allow anyone to use religion or tribe to try to divide us! God bless Nigeria.

@ the chic in glasses

lindq:
My friend posted this on fb



This almost made me cry.

Lalasticlala

your friend really deserved what she got...this is what greed and insincerity takes one too "Congenital Stupidity and eternal regrets"

dwen:
Bros, you are a calm person and not introvert. don't mix it up.

bros..I am me,and you are you..you don't know me,or my state of mind..don't get mix up by trying to be irremarkably predictive

mzvyne:
Mr Quote me anywhere, what will a world of only extroverts look like?
Abeg, we need both personalities to have a balanced environment, introverts have their strengths, its just that this person the op is talking about is letting her weakness get the better of her.

She should get help.

very true.

dwen:
. being an introvert is not the best at all, is a weakness both in the work place and in marriage. quote me any where. I am write from experience.

Not really true.I am introverted naturally.But am the man of the people,both within and outside my work area.You are welcome to find out,anyday,anytime.
I have been married for 9years now.doing perfectly well with two kids.

foreveryours:
Please ladies and gentlemen,
I have an introvert who feels jealous of how others mix up in the society.
She feels depressed and is about committing suicide

Please is there advice you can give to get her out of this miserable state?

Not all introvents have a miserable life.Everyone has something,somewhere that makes up for his/her detachment from people and social life.Maybe she has not just met the right person or friend(s) to emancipate her from her inwards cell.

josh21:
Blessed with corruption?

Maybe..who knows?...
If corruption cannot be proved,then he is indeed blessed with being not corrupt.