₦airaland Forum

who go surety crook?

Merlissa:
and if it is nko?

its just a question,no hard feelings please.. you don't have to answer it,as if its a pending attack..

all out of experience Op?

the movement will rust as well.

Djicemob:
Now sanusi's name is involved all APC sychophants are running to their caves.

Not a word from them

the only word is : He should also be probed,it don't matter who he is,else buhari is owned,and corruption would never be subdue.

if intelligence is a key,then anyone that falls for this, is locked out.

greatiyk4u:
These sahara reporters be winch?........how dem take dey dig out all these secrets?

Winchry nah!

I just came back yesterday aswell..
The picture the Op posted are those of new owerri area,where d famous concorde hotel is.nice environment, just like maitama area in abuja.
The world bank area is also another good location.

Where the law is not certain,then,there is no law

iliyande:
bad market

please no jungle justice ooo

I pray they hand him over to the Police

He would be handed over quite alright..but as a hard criminal, make dem soften the guy small nah!

En try..

Sexytemi:
This question has been bugging me for the past one week, i just can't understand the reasons behind a guy cheating on his girlfriend or a married man cheating on his wife.....
I remember how i used to beat my hand on my cheat telling anyone who cares to listen that my ex wouldn't and can't cheat on me.....ohhhhhhh.....poor me ohh, coz he did without remorse, well, that is really not the case that made me create this topic, but its the case of a friend i know, ohhhh, this guy is such a perfect gentleman, quiet, and so loyal to his girlfriend(lol, that was what i thought o) until i caught him with another girl not half as beautiful as his girlfriend, even the girl i caught him cheating on his girlfriend with acts and behave like a boy(tomboy), then am like what is wrong with guys in general?, why can't they keep their middle man for just one girl?, and why do they tend to cheat in any relationship they are in?,......so to all the guys(on nairaland and beyond), why do guys cheat?.

Abundance =choice = freedom.
Every gender has cheating potentials,just don't emancipate your's.

Their mind is confused with confusion.

kwinsliy:
This question's got me realy thinking. Women are one kind complicated homosapiens. Asked my folks abt dz and sm said dey do dt to make their fellow women jealous, sm said dey do dt to catch d eye of d guys around nd make them stare at her. Wts d real reasn pls? Ur opinions ar welcomed

I recall a local adage: he who utters words of insults at the market square,knows who those words are meant for.

Mistakenly,thats what she said?
Na ant she kill..?

A woman deviod of manners is like shooting without aiming.

A man is as old as he feels,
A woman is as old,as she looks.

Arewa..

teekay213:
pls,who is the person on the second pics.i always see it on tshirt.

Fidel castro of Cuba.

Female judges..i like their ways.

1949 chief magistrate.

talktrue1:
All PDP delegates will soon visit EFCC

If you hear the blaring of police sirens, better hide, dasuki may have called your name.

onajo2000:
OBJ, you are part of Nigeria problem

Ditto

Me lovely wife...

Men.
But after these set sha..

He procured the ruins to himself.

Good railway system would address all this tanker mishaps

What did the Op say she is displaying?

tchidi:
I've not heard of it, funny enough. Will check it out..

Fine couple!

Along bwari road.

Lower Usuma dam is a very lovely sight..unfortunately only few folks resident in abuja,know of its existence.

Leadership. .

Former Special Adviser on Media and Publicity to ex president Goodluck Jonathan, Reuben Abati, has penned an article titled,  Audu’s inconclusive death, Mugabe’s wheelchair and it has got. people talking.

The article has appeared on numerous news platforms including Vanguard:

“You look sleepy.
“My brother, let’s just say I slept at a fuel station, looking for fuel.”
“For which of the women in your life, because I hear these days, to please a woman in Nigeria, you must be ready to supply the three major things lacking in the land: money, fuel, and happiness.”

“Leave that matter, please. My condolences on the death of your man, Governor Abubakar Audu”

“We thank God for his life. He played his part.”
““To be so close to breasting the tape and then fall.”
“I know. I know. May be if he had not insisted on running again for the office of Governor in Kogi state, he would still be alive today.”

“The man drove himself too hard, publicly and privately. He ran for every Gubernatorial election in Kogi state since 1991. There must be something special in being Governor for him.”

“Don’t speak ill of the dead, I beg you. Simple etiquette.”
“But you know now?”
“I don’t know nothing”
“Then the man went and married a young, 23-year old. If the election had been concluded and the man had won, the First Lady of Kogi state would have been a 23-year old lady! Those who seek public office should always weigh their lifestyle and their health against their ambition, but politicians act as if they are superhuman.”

“Can you stop?”
“A 74-year old man, with a 23-year old wife. That alone is enough to give anybody hypertension.”
“He was 68”
“Official age. He was 74, somebody told me.”
“Excuse me! Respect the dead, please. Abubakar Audu was a democrat extraordinary, a courageous politician, a visionary, selfless, man of the people, and his party’s popular choice.”

“My view is that it is not the election in Kogi that is inconclusive per se, a supplementary election will be organized, a winner will emerge; it is Audu’s death that is inconclusive considering the many issues it has thrown up.”

“What kind of talk is that? Death is final. It is the cessation of all things, a necessary end.”
“Nothing has ended with Abubakar Audu’s death oh. Did you not see the desperate efforts made to get some Prophets to resurrect him? And some people actually believed that he could be the Lazarus of our time! They started jubilating.”
“That is concrete proof of his popularity. But I was shocked seeing Nigerians will believe anything, and being so superstitious. Even the grave diggers stopped digging, waiting for the prophets to perform a miracle.”

“I hear there was a meeting of the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) on the Kogi election but the moment the prophets waded in, even INEC suspended its meeting and did not reconvene until the prophets failed.”
“Only in Africa!”

“When the Prophets didn’t deliver, people got angry. They could have lynched those Prophets”
“Well, at least, some people will now know that the prophets are not always right in the age of biology and science. Who could have been behind such a hare-brained scheme?”

“The man’s in-laws, for example.
“Oh, come on”
“Or persons who may have been promised appointments and contracts. Or it could be persons who invested in his candidacy. Elections in Nigeria are business investments. The investors must have thought of a last minute strategy to reverse the situation. Simple economics. ”

“You and your theories. The same people will do business with whoever eventually wins the election, anyway.”
“There is also the inconclusive matter of the 23-year old wife. When the death was announced, many commentators on social media were more concerned about the young widow. Comments about how she will cope, what she would do next. One guy asked for her phone numbers.”

“Stupid, callous fellow.”
“Another fellow actually said he was ready to inherit all of Audu’s assets and liabilities in that regard.”
“Let him go ahead. Ole!”

“Besides, Audu’s death has turned everybody into a Constitutional expert. What happens if a candidate dies in the course of an inconclusive election? Who becomes the new candidate?”
“Simple. The APC will field another candidate, appeal to whoever is aggrieved within the party to step down until an appropriate candidate who definitely must be Igala, is identified. I don’t see the APC fielding any candidate who will automatically make them lose the election.”

“You think the APC candidate must still be Igala? But nothing is ever that straightforward in Nigerian politics.”
“Of course, otherwise, it will be a walk-over for Governor Idris Wada. The Igalas have the numbers. Politics is a game of numbers. The stakes are high. I foresee many court cases”

“Let them field Audu’s young widow then”
“Are you out of your mind? Why are you so obsessed with this lady?”
“Or may be his son. Does he have any son who is qualified? Let them make it a family affair. If he had supported his son as a candidate…But people just don’t know when to quit and hand over to the next generation.”
“With a 23-year old wife, he was definitely committed to the next generation.”

“Some people are of the view that his running mate should just run with the mandate, but I don’t think the circumstances favour him. He is from a minority group in Kogi state. He is a Christian, and the party may not back him.”

“Poor James Faleke”
“Yeah, he must be troubled. What if he and Audu had won. And they had been sworn in. But now, there are no guarantees.”

“God’s will is supreme. That is one lesson we all must learn from all this. Remember Abacha? When it was time, God intervened. We are all pencils in God’s hands. You can amass all the wealth in the world, marry all the young women, misapply the people’s money, get so close to Cannan, but you can then fall sick and die. In life, things happen and all you have left is six feet, rich or poor, six feet.”
“Six feet”

“I hope Robert Mugabe knows this. I hope Grace Mugabe knows.”
“Why Robert Mugabe?”
“Didn’t you read that story about 50-year old Grace Mugabe, First Lady of Zimbabwe, buying her Robert, a special wheelchair?”
“The way you pronounced Robert, you make it sound like Robot”
“Isn’t that what the 91-year old President of Zimbabwe has become, a Robot. Grace Mugabe’s Robot”
“Sad. In his days, Robert Mugabe, multiple degrees holder, was a shining star. And now, his wife is pushing him around”

“She actually has a PhD, awarded in two months, without examination or dissertation, by her Robert in his capacity as Chancellor of the University of Zimbabwe!”

“Mugabe! A Pan-Africanist, who stood up to the British and neo-colonial imperialism; today, he is falling down at public functions, he reads the wrong speech in parliament, he is old and tired, and yet he won’t quit.”
“He should. Zimbabwe already has the oldest President in the world, and he has been in power since 1980- 35 years!”
“With a wife like “Dis Grace” Mugabe, he won’t. She says she is ready to push the wheelchair herself, just in case anybody is in any doubt.”

“I won’t put anything past that woman. Didn’t she once proclaim that any woman who wears mini-skirt and gets raped should not complain? Is that not the same woman who punched a journalist in the face during a foreign visit?”
“Mugabe has stayed too long and has allowed a woman to destroy his legacy. He is so smitten with “Dis-Grace”, he allegedly fired his Chief of Defence Staff last year for staring at her derriere!”
“That’s madness.”

“But the woman get am oh. The thing dey; very seriously. And you know in that part of Africa, the women don’t need to buy it and enhance it like Kim Kardashian, the thing just dey and you can lose your head.”
“I think someday in Africa, we’d have to start voting for these First Ladies too. Voters should be given the right to choose the President’s wife, or at least they should be screened by parliament. In Africa, the wives wield so much influence.”

“They do in other places too. It is the man that matters.”
“When Mugabe sits in that wheelchair, Zimbabwe is finished!”

“For democracy to work, we need to worry about the leadership recruitment process in Africa. How do we free democracy from a debilitating sense and culture of entitlement. How do we get persons who are still up to it, and who will not aspire to rule till they are on wheelchair or life-long medication.”

““All men who play God and who aspire to be God, let them be reminded, it is just six feet. In Cameroon, Paul Biya has been sitting tight for 33 years, in Congo, Nguesso has been in power for 36 years, in Equitorial Guinea, Mbasogo is almost a god in human form. And you have dos Santos in Angola (36 years) Bashir in Sudan (22 years) Museveni in Uganda (29 years), Idris Deby in Chad (25 years) and Jammeh in Gambia (21 years).”

“Six feet. Just six feet in the grave.”
“I hope they all know.”
“It is also a lesson for the poor, including those young ones who play God with their talents.”

“Absolutely. There are people these days who play God with their laptops, their pens and I-pads. Imagine some people jubilating over other people’s misfortune.”
“Six feet, my brother, not an inch more nor less"