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Education / Re: 7 Types Of People You Meet In The Bank. by muyi5(m): 9:51am On Oct 07, 2014
Adedayo516:
The trouble markers... They only come to the bank to fight the manager... Once they enter door nah to dey ask where manager office dey aggressively..


The waiting thief... You see then hanging around without doing any transaction, just looking for their next peer, they are always holding a phone to call their partners in crime outside..

The rest room users... The only reason they come to the bank is to use the restroom.
i am guily of d rest room users
Culture / Enugu by muyi5(m): 6:57pm On Aug 31, 2014
On some random thoughts...Have you been to
Enugu?Well somehow I think Enugu is one of
the best states in Nigeria (No hype)Some
people though will try to argue it but really
am not saying your state is not good...its just
that Enugu is better.The state has one of the
lowest allocations from the federal govt. yet it
manages it as much as it can.The road network
there is one of the best after Abuja.Electrici
ty?! Well here u get 20 hours of uninterrupted
power supply with 2 hours off just to remind u
that you are still in Nigeria.Security?! Enugu
State Police is the only state Police command
that has a social media.. Hehe! And gist has it
that they have a comprehensive data base of
everybody living in the town (So you can't
commit crime there and get away easily) plus
did I mention they have CCTV camera's on the
street.Hospitality?! Enugu can boast of the
highest concentration of hotels in Nigeria after
Owerri (Owerri sha get hotels joor) and they
are cheap!!!You see in Enugu they impeached
the Deputy Governor and within 24 hours, they
had a replacement (Am sure they have
substitute to everything even Governor).Enter
tainment?! Count Enugu next after lagos. Port
Harcourt people please don't argue this :|.
Transportation?! You can get a cab to take for
a distance of say V.I to Lekki for just N500,
with A.C o! An International airport is located
there tooAccording to Pat Utomi "Am building
a retirement home in Enugu"So I stumbled
upon the state twitter handle... Cool yh!
@Coal_City Come to Enugu and see for yourself
or watch CNN to confirm my tale.

#muyi5

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Phones / Re: What Would Happen If The World Wide Internet Goes Down For 3 Days by muyi5(m): 9:05pm On Aug 26, 2014
D First day no go easy
Bt i trust Nigerians sha......we go still survive am

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