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Two years ago, ah go one interview for Lekki. I clean shave, reduce my beards so ah go look neat and young. Even though ah no like to dey tuck in, because my bombom too flat, I tuck in, wear shoe, wear tie.

When he reach my turn, I enter the office. The oga na one fine fat man. He point say make I sit.

"Ade....

"Yes sir, Adedapo Samuel"

He raise head, look my face, look my CV, look my face again. He drop jaw. He look my face again, look my CV.

I come dey fear say wetin apun.

Suddenly, he say "You are 23 years old"?

"Yee...yes sir"

He do 👇👇👇👇

"You!? 23 years old!? Ahh! Kilode!?

"What apun sir"?

"Whater and Garri! See your head! Na twenty three years geht this kain strong, fresh, bald head"?

"Yes sir, I inherit this head from my father sir. Am twenty three years old!"

"Ahhhh! And u still dey lie!?

"Ah no lie sir, asweerogod!"

The man do 👇👇👇👇

"Did you check this CV before you submit it"?

"Yee..yee...sir"

The man stretch am to me. That CV, na a day before, ah go edit am, change the date of birth, when they talk say u must not pass 25 years old. Walahi, ano change the date wey I finish college. And I change others.

Ah never even see the error. I look the man. "Sir, 😢 what apun sir"?

"How old are you"?

"Twenty three years old sir"

"Which year u finish college"?

"Ermmm" I quick look my CV.

"Wha da sheeeet! Ah put am there say ah finish college 2004.

I do 👇👇👇👇👇"Ayilala oh"

"How old you be when you finish college...answer me!" The man ask.

Ah dey look.

"You no fit talk"?

"Ermmm...2years old sir"

"You finish college for 2004, finish ND for 2006 and you be 23years old"?

Silence.

We come dey look awasef.

Suddenly we both burst laff.

"Baba, u don old! Get out of here jare!"

"Sorry sir"

I stand up, turn dey waka dey go.

"Twenty three years old. U don nack sotey, ya furo don evaporate"

I do 👇👇👇👇 "Ehhh? Wha da sheeet! This man na werey oh. My furo evaporate from nacking keh!?

Since that day, ah no go ever clean shave make my agbari dey show again.

I thank ALMIGHTY GOD for giving me the gift of writing.

Adecanwrite

So at one point or another you may have heard the term GMO.
You may know it has a bad connotation, but you are not sure why.

* What is GMO?
GMO stands for genetically modified organism.

Using genetic engineering, scientists alter genetic material in crops to make them resist insecticides, herbicides and make the crop yields higher.

In United States, majority of soybeans, sugar beets, canola and corn have been genetically modified.

* What is Monsanto?
On May 25th, millions of people banded together in 436 cities around the world to protest GMO and Monsanto.

* Why Monsanto?
Monsanto is the world’s largest manufacturer of genetically engineered seed.
It owns over 90% of all genetically engineered seeds.
Monsanto uses technology to modify crops, which in turn, allows Monsanto to patent them.

By having patented seeds and crops, Monsanto essentially lawfully owns and controls majority of the food supply.

Farmers who use their seeds are required to sign contracts that they will not save or reuse the seeds. Otherwise, they can and will be sued.

* Monsanto pesticides and poison
Monsanto crops are heavily fertilized with poisonous pesticides, fertilizers, etc.

Monsanto uses its 13.5+ billion a year revenue to create loopholes and new laws that allow them drive organic farmers out of business and contaminate the environment and food supply with genetically engineered foods.

The company is making so much money, that it is simply buying out its competitors and forming a monopoly over the world’s grain trade.

* Why should I care?
Countries-GMO-Labeling-Bans
GMOs are banned in 27 and labeled in 61 countries.

There must be a reason for this.
While US is quick to jump to anything that will produce them more profit, not enough time is spent researching the side-effects of GMOs and its effects on our health before contaminating our food industry with untested foods.

GMOs have been recently linked to..
1. Cancer,
2. Leukemia,
3. Autism,
4. Obesity,
5. Sterility & birth defects, and a ton of other health issues.

Do your research online.
Furthermore, GMOs have a very negative effect on the environment.

The herbicides used by Monsanto and other similar companies to grow these crops, sometimes run off into neighboring farms, streams and populated areas.

Which is poisoning our environment and us as well. They have been also linked to the recent bee colony collapse.

Companies like monsanto, producing GMOs, should have researched them for many many years before even considering releasing them into our food supply.

Instead, we are the test bunnies. Not only that, after all this new research has shown the negative side effects, the companies not only refuse to eliminate GMOs but to even let us know that they are in our foods.

Companies have spent over 35 million dollars in defeating Proposition 37 in California, that would have required the food industry to step up and label products that contain GMOs.

If Monsanto and GMOs are beneficial to our health, why can’t we know what’s in our food?

* What can I do?
Avoid any products that contain GMOs.
Do your research and shop smart.

Buy organic food that’s grown closest to you.

Avoid and boycott companies that support GMOs.
Spread and share the information.

This is definitely not my handwriting. But I saw it in my old post

200*15days
MTN smart data
₦200 for 1G daily data
But lasting for two days

I, prays make bandits and Boko haram no invade

congratulations to him

They need to remove this man asap

No worry
72virgins
waiting for you
In heaven gate

Estate management
Pay pass

Exactly
Tinubu is a gate to heaven

She Took The Children Away, Changed Their Names And Ignored The Court. See Where She Ended Up.

A man from the Southwest married a woman from the Southeast, and together they had three children. They lived together until the marriage eventually broke down.

One morning, the woman took all three children to the Southeast, changed their names and denied their father access to them.

The man went to court in Plateau State, where they had been living. The woman was invited to court several times, and eventually, the court ordered that custody of the children be given to the father, while the mother would have access to them.

She did not appeal the judgment.

Instead, she refused to comply with the court order. She was subsequently held in contempt of court, but she still failed to appear before the court and continued evading the process.

The man kept waiting, hoping she would eventually comply. But when it became clear that she was not going to, the police became involved. She was eventually arrested, brought back to Plateau State, and the court order was finally enforced.

She has now been remanded in custody.

What makes this matter particularly worrisome for me is that I was involved in the matter.

I advised the lawyer representing the woman several times: “Tell your client to return the children in compliance with the court order, then appeal the contempt order if she disagrees with it. Or, better still, appear before the court and show that she has purged herself of the contempt.”

Unfortunately, they did not listen.

Now, look at where she has ended up.

I, no see any 🗼 tower

Bauchi is a city 🏙️🌆 nah
Gud place to be

seems like drugs influence
men were jealous being
hates sharing babe with another man
how come him own different

Congratulations to APC

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Russia launches a nuclear-capable intercontinental ballistic missile with a strike range of 6,700 kilometers, extendable up to 10,500 km, capable of reaching the entire US territory.

This means the entire US territory falls within the bounds of this missile's range. Russia launched this missile three days after the US CIA chief paid an unannounced visit to Moscow. Reports said the CIA chief, John Ratcliffe's trip to Russia, was not announced and aimed to warn Russian officials against escalating tensions or attacking NATO member countries.

Russia had initially warned European countries, including the United Kingdom, to stop aiding Ukraine with advanced weapons. Russia's president stated that any country aiding Ukraine is 'playing with fire' and will face huge consequences for such hostile actions against Russia.

Now, Russia's missile launch is a clear message to the United States and European countries, look we are not threatening you but we have the capability to act if you guys will not stop helping 'our enemy.

But , Russia putting the entire US territory within their missile range is a great miscalculation of US power. Both countries have enough military capabilities, and a confrontation would be catastrophic, though they will likely avoid it.

What’s your own opinion on this situation?

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Russia's president, Vladimir Putin, said he chose to be neutral in the war between Israel and Iran because Israel is almost a Russian-speaking country, with about two million Russian people living there.

Putin stated during an interview at the St. Petersburg International Economic Forum that Russia has many factors to consider before making decisions and that Moscow must note that thousands of Russian citizens are happily living in Israel.

Putin said the partnership treaty signed between Russia and Iran does not include any military assistance to Iran or military intervention to help Iran defeat Israel. He noted that Iran's leadership has not requested for military assistance from Russia during the war.

Me: Russia understands Israel's true nature and mode of operations; Israel will not hesitate to attack Russia if Russia makes any attempt to attack them, which is why Russia chooses to stay clear. Russia has requested that Israel safeguard Russian personnel working at Iran's Russia-built Bushehr nuclear power plant during the war.

Israel remains the only country in the world that doesn’t believe in signing security treaties with any country; they believe they have everything it takes to protect their country from any foreign threat and that’s why they don’t care about how powerful you are until you attack them. Imagine what would have happened if the US wasn’t involved in the war against Iran; Israel would have finished the job if not that the US was calming them down.

KENYA: Ruto: Foreigners in small shops and hawking must close from Monday -President William Ruto has ordered a crackdown on foreigners running small businesses in Kenya, saying those trades belong to Kenyans.

He issued the directive on Wednesday while meeting MSME traders at State House. The clampdown, he said, starts Monday, 7 September.

“From next week, all traders doing those small businesses should close them,” Ruto said. He was blunt about who Kenya is trying to attract: investors, not hawkers. “We have not improved investor confidence for hawkers to come to Kenya.”

He pointed to street hawking and small retail shops including people selling duvets and similar goods. “It cannot be that a person comes from China or elsewhere to be a hawker or open a small shop.” Traders in the room cheered.

Trade CS Lee Kinyanjui has been told to start the exercise as soon as he returns from Addis Ababa. Ruto said government will not sit and wait for Parliament to pass a new law first. Action will be administrative.

A Local Content Bill already before Parliament would reserve some businesses for Kenyans. Ruto asked traders to help tighten it so foreigners cannot slip into petty trade. Kenya, he said, is still open to big investment not to foreigners competing with local hawkers and kiosk owners.

The complaint is not new. Kenyan traders have for months said Chinese nationals and traders from neighbouring countries have moved into informal retail in places like Gikomba, Muthurwa and Marikiti. Politicians have raised the same issue. Tanzania has already restricted foreigners in some small trades, and Kenya’s move could complicate regional business ties.

What is still unclear: exactly which businesses fall under the order, which agencies will enforce it, whether East African Community citizens get different treatment, and what happens if someone refuses to close.

For now the message from State House is simple. From Monday, foreigners in hawking and small shops are expected to shut down or face action.

Atiku will get more votes in North

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TRAGEDY IN IBOGUN: Shepherd and Wife Die Hours Apart After Domestic Dispute

Evangelist Abidemi Odukoya and his wife, Adenike, reportedly died in separate incidents following an overnight domestic altercation in Akiode Ibogun, with police authorities now involved in the case.

A tragic incident has thrown the Akiode Ibogun community in Ogun State into mourning following the deaths of a Celestial Church of Christ shepherd and his wife in the early hours of Monday, August 31, 2026.

According to information from community sources, Evangelist Abidemi Odukoya, Shepherd-in-Charge of CCC Iri Orun Parish, was allegedly involved in a domestic dispute with his wife, Adenike Odukoya, at their residence at about 3:00 a.m.

The dispute reportedly became violent, during which Mrs. Odukoya sustained serious head injuries and subsequently became unconscious. Their son reportedly raised an alarm, prompting neighbours and members of the Community Development Association to intervene.

Mrs. Odukoya was later confirmed dead and was reportedly buried at the family residence at about 2:00 p.m. the same day.

In a separate but connected development, Evangelist Odukoya was reportedly found dead along the Lagos–Abeokuta Expressway around Iyana Coker, Ifo, several hours later.

Community sources alleged that after leaving Ibogun, the shepherd travelled towards Ifo and deliberately ran into the path of an oncoming fully loaded Dangote cement truck. He reportedly died at the scene after being struck by the vehicle.

However, the circumstances surrounding his death, including the allegation that it was deliberate, have not been independently established and should be treated as an allegation pending official findings.

The Nigeria Police Force has reportedly commenced investigation into the circumstances surrounding both deaths.

The incident has left residents shocked, with the community awaiting further clarification from the authorities as investigations continue.

#IFOMediaNews

Wait??
Shey him preek no dey stand up nih?

All in one state
Lagos State??
Let me check oluyole local gov

Wait ??
You rather mean billionaire or millionaire??
Millions no gat value again
Some private secondary school fee
Pass 1m
Talk less of university
For my family lineages million
Isn't d sign of richness

Akpu swallow no fit allow dem run faster
I, thought our currency no gat value??
Or nah dollars??

obiekunie01:
and yet your terrorist will block major roads, invade other peoples property openly to say their demonic prayers and yet they are not arrested bc its not constituting nuisance! ##Ngbopiapukwagisithere!##

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C7PB4zvpwd9/

bros ??
Look this image??
Who gave the order??
Make Christian cont. To accept Muslim Muslim ticket

Stop taking colos

but changing of names required nin

Nothing special about it
Consistent training
In balancing

i, own easemoni money
not upto 200k
they don calls me tired
today now!
by 6pm
dey re call go enter
let caution ourselves
dey way we pressurised people
dat own us money
now d man don kpai
how u want take recover ya money??

Really
Lagos of today
Wot caused d fight??

proverty no mean any skins colors

thy lord will c them throught