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Text books should have a general appeal, meaning it should be written in a way whereby it can be used anywhere in the world.... notwithstanding the picture there in the text book applies to a very small group of rural dwellers in Africa and other underdeveloped areas in the world....

CAPSLOCKED:
DRINK TO STUPOR.

Gbam.... brother shift for me abeg.... beta still I go play video game till my fingers turn red....

Tragic indeed

sad to say, this is the OP's personal assumption and not the true fact...

NCDC na scam organization.... shebi assuming na VIP way dey the corridor of power call dem now dem go response with super Mario B race.... las las Naija self na scam....

so long it is not cornered

show me the lie there?...

bytehead333:
is it in English. the one I downloaded is in Indian

it's in English I downloaded the subtitle too...from

Last year's champions have been denied this season while ADO Den Haag and RKC Waalwijk will remain in the top flight despite being tipped to go down
Ajax have been denied the Eredivisie title despite the league's announcement that current standings will be recognised as final.
The Eredivisie has ended the league's season following an announcement from prime minister Mark Rutte that stated that all matches are forbidden until the September.
As a result, the current table has been made final, although Ajax will not be awarded the title for finishing first.

The decision to finalise the table was made after UEFA asked the Dutch federation to maintain the current standings to decide which teams are awarded spots in European competition.
Ajax will head straight to the last round of
Champions League qualification despite being level on points with AZ Alkmaar, who will enter in the second round of qualifiers.
Feyenoord , meanwhile, will head to the Europa League group stage as they sat third while PSV and Willem II will enter the Europa League in the third and second round of qualifiers, respectively.
Additionally, ADO Den Haag and RKC Waalwijk will remain in the Eredivisie next season after the Dutch federation opted to not promote or relegate any teams based on this season's results.
The decision was made by the KNVB on Friday following a club vote after the federation stated that it was not an option to increase the league to 20 teams.
With the decision, Cambuur and De Graafschap will remain in the second division despite being on course for promotion to the Eredivisie.

https://www.goal.com/en/news/ajax-denied-title-as-eredivisie-ends-season-without/mtprl602i02q16ppusw4ty4r6

Am currently watching Extraction.....

Some U.S. citizens aren’t eligible for stimulus checks — because they’re married to immigrants
The coronavirus stimulus package was meant to put emergency spending money into the economy, issuing a $1,200 check to most Americans that they can use to pay their bills in this time of hardship, and help stimulate businesses in the process. Now, though, we’re learning about all the strings that are coming attached to that hastily passed package — including the fact that U.S. citizens aren’t eligible to receive the money if they’re married and filed taxes jointly with an immigrant who doesn’t have a social security number.

The LA Times reports that there are more than a million Americans in this position across the country. This is just one more way the Trump administration has found to attack immigrants, no matter how they arrived in this country.

According to the Times, the stimulus bill doesn’t just pass over immigrants who don’t pay taxes. Any immigrant without a social security number — even if they have a tax ID and pay U.S. taxes — can render their entire family ineligible to receive any money

This isn’t about documented versus undocumented immigration, either. Immigrants to the U.S. receive a social security number only when they receive a work permit, which means there are a whole host of visas immigrants can use to come to the country perfectly legally (student or fiancé visas, for example) that won’t get them a work permit or a social security card. For people on non-work visas, it’s impossible to obtain a social security number until obtaining permanent resident status, which is a whole other process that takes a ton of paperwork, a ton of money, and months or even years of waiting, depending on how backed up the system was at the time they applied. The LA Times interviewed a number of people who are in the middle of the months-long process of applying for a legal green card, whose families won’t receive stimulus checks because of it.

For the Trump administration (and, let’s be real, Republican lawmakers) to deny families much-needed stimulus money for this reason is nothing but another baseless attack on people who come to live in the U.S., no matter how they do it.

For all their spouting that they have no problem with immigration as long as it’s done “the right way,” this stimulus check provision is proof that that’s not what Trump and GOP lawmakers think at all. They just hate immigrants, and now, by default, American citizens who associate with them

In response to this, California has announced its own stimulus plan, offering grants of up to $500 for individuals and $1,000 for families, meant to help immigrants without legal status get through this crisis. But immigrants who do have legal status, but aren’t able to work in the U.S.? The government is leaving those people (and their families) out of help, and it’s heartbreaking.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/u-citizens-married-immigrants-blocked-145343198.html

hmmm

this movie really dey interesting cha

dem don start again

Hmmm

na dis Doctor work on the lady yanch way come begin lick shit?

e clear say this one na mad person....

Hand don finally touch them....

Dis looks like fake news ooo

Well,

I still nefa believe....

noted

still not enough for me ooo... assuming na poor person now....

What a wicked world....

The kind flog way dem go flog dis eh.... even e ancestors go feel am...

seunmsg:
Beads are very sexy on the waist of ladies. Apart from the fact that it makes lady sexy and attractive, it is also a fashion and cultural statement. In Youruba land, there is a popular saying that “Omo eni oleyodi bebere kafi Ileke si idi omo elomi”. Meaning: someone’s daughter cannot have a big ass while her parents are putting beads to adorn the ass of another person’s daughter. That’s to tell you how much we value waist beads in Yoruba land.

Omo .... I am now understanding this matter little by little... but I can't help but feel like their is a spiritual undertone to it....

kalufelix:
lool..my brother no be small jakpa o..na gear 5 i dey use..first thing that comes to mind is lesbian and ogbanje things..but i think is common in indian culture sha..

I agree but there should be a reason for it.... anyways it still won't stop me from jakpaing ooo....lol

naturefellow:
an elderly last month, told me that back in the day, it was used to check against rape. A man that forces himself upon a lady is likely to rupture the beads which would scatter in his room or wherever. And those beads are tiny and numerous, not easy to totally recover. Sighting of this beads is what was used as evidence in rape claims.

Wow.... now class is in session... thanks for the info man.....

legiit:
U probably be the most stupid person wey I meet for here... Mugu

https://www.nairaland.com/5749352/ikpeazu-explains-why-coronavirus-wont

After opening the above link and watching the video, I would please advice that you take some few minutes to meditate and ask your self some important questions like, why am I this stupid? why did I rush to conclusion even when I know I am a mugu? lastly ask yourself, Do I need to work on my reading and comprehension abilities?.... because obviously I can't even spot and identify sarcasm when I see one.